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2023-04-29 at 6:39 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-04-29 at 5:46 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentlambs and turtles
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2023-04-29 at 5:41 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....eric dildo
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2023-04-29 at 5:39 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition/MASSIVEEYEROLL
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2023-04-29 at 5:38 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionmom jeez im sorry. yes i was drunk driving and killed 3 to 6 kids. whatever its whatever god
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2023-04-29 at 5:37 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition3 to 6 kids
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2023-04-29 at 5:36 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2023-04-29 at 4:39 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?will someone here buy me some new yellow sunglasses?
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2023-04-29 at 4:38 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I feel like a Curdeory ]Boy
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2023-04-29 at 4:37 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....i am rich in a sense. now that I think about it. i just won 100 dollars on the lakers game and then I just lost it all in a poker game. its funny playing with money. its like whatever bro amriite for real furreal no cpa
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2023-04-29 at 4:36 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....I was making fun of the way you stated it.
If I was rich I would pay a person to torture wellhung for 7 years -
2023-04-29 at 3:43 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....$200 a year is a lot of munny
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2023-04-29 at 2:10 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Donald Trump I bought three baby lambs to eat the lawn. Two got sick from aspiration pneumonia and one died in my mom's care while I was at work. The remaining one is doing sort of OK, but only surviving because I give her lots of honey and butter and brandy. I think she deliberately keeps coming inside to the house to get the honey and butter and brandy and to lie in the dog's basket.
I love lambs and hate this story. Fuck you. -
2023-04-26 at 4:10 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionThe kid next to her seems to be definitely considering it.
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2023-04-26 at 3:55 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
I made a gif. tee hee
Kinda looks like Lucy, yea?
Guess the show this is from and I'll send you a virtual hugandkiss. -
2023-04-13 at 9:44 PM UTC in Sophie's best momentsTrue but that was actually her yawning right when I tried to take a picture of her sleeping.
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2023-04-13 at 9:43 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked just drove home from the bar with my coworker. We get to in intersection and theres a dude with his arms out like trying to get hit by my car and i start filming bc 1) ineed to cover my ass and 2) i just found it entertaining. I start honking n roll down the window n im like BRO YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THE STREET. Then while im filming im like……”Does this dude have cerebral palsy.”
Yes. yes he does.
i get out of my car to try to get him to get from in front of my car and i realize oh shit this dude is mad disabled n covered in scabs. I try to tell him hes gonna get hit by a car and i want him ti be safe and he wants crying in Walt, Jr voice I HOPE THEY KILL ME ITD BE BETTER THAN THIS I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
In my head im like nigga im 8 whiskeys 2 beers and 2 pancake shots deep and if i had to walk a straight line toe to toe right now you and i would prolly score the same. Long story short some other guy stopped behind us and relented to drive the dude home and i gave guy some gas money but the real tragedy was the dude harshed by buzz but my coworker and i discussed how we nasically saved this dudes life so i cracked a canned margarita and put on some appropriate music for the ride home and henstarted crying laughing
GOD BLESS YOUR HEART. I loved this post I just wanted you to know that. Do you have the video or what? Lesgo -
2023-04-13 at 9:39 PM UTC in Sophie's best moments
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2023-04-13 at 9:33 PM UTC in Sophie's best momentswhat is, then, the most efficient way to set off an internal detonation in a thermite toy?
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2023-04-13 at 9:32 PM UTC in Sophie's best momentsmake that x3
