Posts by mmQ

1. 2023-10-30 at 5:08 AM UTC in I hate the haters
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   lol
2. 2023-10-29 at 8:10 PM UTC in Another member of our community has died.
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs NIS DRAMA WEEOOWEEOOO

   
   stop stealing my moves! Wee woo weeee wooooo Collin all cars Calling all cars
3. 2023-10-29 at 6:59 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yes, I do. He used a capital G.

   
   Oh, Buddha. Heard
4. 2023-10-29 at 3:02 PM UTC in Mash is unironically the Messiah
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I meant to say reattach.
5. 2023-10-29 at 3:02 PM UTC in Mash is unironically the Messiah
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That's so crazy how Criss Angel was able to pull people in half like that. No tourniquets or anything. And then to be able to rearrange them. Remarkable.
6. 2023-10-29 at 2:36 PM UTC in Mash is unironically the Messiah
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   ahahaha
7. 2023-10-29 at 2:11 PM UTC in The nogging continues
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's why I get all my meat from the supermarket, where no animals are harmed.

   
   this joke is as old as a crow
8. 2023-10-29 at 2:09 PM UTC in Mash is unironically the Messiah
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   got a link for a fellow ? as I forgot how to open a new tab and type in ' criss angel puulls people in half in the park and their legs and hips went running around'
9. 2023-10-29 at 2:06 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by frala NO

   
   actually YES
10. 2023-10-29 at 2:06 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What an English American fella can't have the name Ton now?
11. 2023-10-29 at 2:04 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by frala I'm John Travolta as Santa Claus.

    
    John REVOLTA as the guy who gets his own dick chopped off and forced to suck it in August Underground volume 2
12. 2023-10-29 at 2:03 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I never had parents.

    
    Obama's fault.
13. 2023-10-29 at 2:03 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by frala My heart won't skip a beat.

    
    I'm Ton Hanks. Im in all the movies!
14. 2023-10-29 at 1:52 PM UTC in Mash is unironically the Messiah
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Popplet
15. 2023-10-29 at 1:51 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ People dropping like flies… but it's perfectly safe. Get yours today!

    
    Did your mom die from the jab or what? You're too invested in what is God's plan anyway.
16. 2023-10-28 at 9:35 PM UTC in Mash is unironically the Messiah
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's evident that you want to have sexual intercourse with a one - Sean Twist, esquire. Just ask her and stop beating around the bush. Give her a petrol rag you can probably do anything you want.
17. 2023-10-28 at 9:13 PM UTC in The nogging continues
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hey, Mongolians gotta eat, too. From window to stew pot in less than an hour.

    
    😡
18. 2023-10-28 at 9:12 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While keeping slaves in the barn out back. Really?

    
    You don't know which god he worships?
19. 2023-10-28 at 8:54 PM UTC in The nogging continues
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Imagine if the poor thing was unfortunate enough to try to break into Vinny's place.

    
    c'mon. why do you have to think like that?
20. 2023-10-28 at 8:53 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    playing tag with Sophie. we can do this for hours