Posts by mmQ

1. 2023-08-03 at 2:33 PM UTC in I feel like the guy from Austin Powers.
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Can't you just find the exact same job at a different corner store down the block?
2. 2023-08-03 at 2:30 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   you probably have a tapeworm now
3. 2023-08-03 at 2:28 PM UTC in i like to write poetry Im not the best.
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Prison burrito, hot Cheeto, crushed Fritos, tastes neato
   
   Mic drop
4. 2023-08-03 at 2:23 PM UTC in i like to write poetry Im not the best.
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm just humbled you actually believed I could come up with something like that. There is hole yet
5. 2023-08-03 at 2:22 PM UTC in i like to write poetry Im not the best.
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Bradley dude your better at this than I am this is awesome

   
   that's Eminem broseph
6. 2023-08-03 at 2:22 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by frala Highly doubtful. I’m almost positive you’re running around with your dick in a vat of crisco and crying for girls to give you their number.

   
   What's on your agenda for the day, bae?
7. 2023-08-03 at 2:20 PM UTC in Getting tattoos done, on my nipples
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've never seen the purpose in a grown man (or an ungrown one) getting a tattoo…it's all very "look at me! look at me!"
   
   If you want to remember your mom just take a fucking photo of her.

   
   What if it's a tattoo inside your b-hole that nobody ever sees except for your most trusted peoples?
8. 2023-08-03 at 2:18 PM UTC in i like to write poetry Im not the best.
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Alright, calm down butterfly

   
   I, I, I
   I am your butterfly
   I need your protection
   Be my samurai
   I, I, I
   I am your butterfly
   I need your protection
   Need your protection
9. 2023-08-03 at 2:14 PM UTC in Getting tattoos done, on my nipples
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny itsallgaygaygaygaygaywithme

   
   *Gestures toward your avatar*
10. 2023-08-03 at 1:43 PM UTC in April 8th 2024
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What was happening when I walked to the gas station and all these people were standing outside with special glasses staring at the sun?
    
    I'm just kidding I'm sure it was just a partial eclipse.
    
    Thanks
11. 2023-08-03 at 1:41 PM UTC in Biden aludes to a ban on 9mm handguns
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Alice- "How long is forever?"
    
    White Rabbit- "Sometimes, just one second."
12. 2023-08-03 at 1:40 PM UTC in i like to write poetry Im not the best.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol yeah no shit, it just reminded me of the rap
13. 2023-08-03 at 1:36 PM UTC in Biden aludes to a ban on 9mm handguns
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your brain adapts after 100yrs or so you wont even feel the pain anymore.

    
    That's when it resets back to the beginning.
14. 2023-08-03 at 1:33 PM UTC in I feel like the guy from Austin Powers.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra which guy from Austin Powers gets fired for faking his identity and stealing though

    
    The guy with the eye patch. You don't remember that??
15. 2023-08-03 at 1:27 PM UTC in i like to write poetry Im not the best.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Peace to Thirstin Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth
    
    My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth
    
    I'm just a nerd cursed, with badly disturbed nerves
    
    Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first?
    
    Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer Earth
    
    So I'm here to rule the planet,
    starting with your turf
    
    I hid a secret message inside of a word search
    
    With smeared letters, running together in blurred spurts
    
    I hang with male chauvinist pigs and perverts
    
    Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts
    
    Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerber's
    
    My first words were bleep-bleep and curse-curse
    
    Never had ish, and I still don't deserve dirt
    
    My breath still stinks and I'm on my third Certs
    
    Yanking out my stitches, hollering, "Nurse! nurse!
    
    You said this shot would numb it! Trick, it just hurts worse!"
    
    Grew up in a dump next door to a burnt church
    
    But gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps
    
    And it's like that, and it's like that
16. 2023-08-03 at 1:15 PM UTC in How do you feel about Kafka's suicide because of Sophie's death?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's hard to enjoy a glass of wine and your main squeeze when you're dead.

    
    Speak for yourself 😀
17. 2023-08-03 at 1:13 PM UTC in How do you feel about Kafka's suicide because of Sophie's death?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mmQ nope it's just a glass of your favorite wine while you watch the sunset with your life partner

18. 2023-08-03 at 1:06 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That made me snicker slightly.

    
    That's been my entire goal this morning.
19. 2023-08-03 at 1:03 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lanny just stands her fat ass in the corner until he needs to bust a nut.

    
    the alternate ending to The Blair Witch Project
20. 2023-08-03 at 1:01 PM UTC in Biden aludes to a ban on 9mm handguns
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    and accessories