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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The big magical screen in the sky
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker At least they know they'll never end up on Rainey St in Arlen.

    I had to look that up. In Austin? What do they just cook with gas?
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Haxxor One plain piece? Or in a bag with your buddies waiting for the 4th of July BBQ?

    All of the pieces at once. Everyone in hell are just evenly dispersed into every piece of charcoal that exists on earth, and they experience the neverending boredom and dread that comes with being sentient but also just being a piece of charcoal that will never experience anything other than that.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was just guessing I'm sorry fellas.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Heard. I was thinking just a tall glass of cold 2% milk.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Chicken

    That's so cool!
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Didn't this just happen a couple years ago?
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker And grilled onions with brown gravy, mashed potatoes, and fresh green beans.

    And what's the IDEAL beverage to go along with it?
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The term "climate change" gives the hoaxers plenty of wiggle room.

    It makes the bad aliens laugh.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's stone henge a few hundred thousand years from now
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I think burning in hell for only five minutes scares people even more. Nobody wants to come out undercooked.

    I've always liked to think that if hell did exist, it would be hot enough to burn you to a crisp instantly, and then you just spent the rest of your time as a piece of charcoal.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by jerryb I don't know many even over 40 that eat it, I ate it as a kid so that's probably why.

    With bacon?
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by jerryb Think Speedy said once he had some Scots-Irish in him. Liver and onion pretty standard fare for hillbillies, especially us older ones. Ha Ha my kids think it's nasty.

    Pretty much everyone under 40 that I know also finds it nasty. I have to agree. I also despise onions so that doesn't help.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah, we know, CAPTAIN!
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nothing scares me.

    I think burning in hell for all of eternity spooks you a little bit let's be honest here.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How late is it open? What's the THEME? rowdy country boys? Hardcore biker dudes and zz top blaring on the JUKE?
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didn't take you for a liver and onion type of fella but I guess it doesn't surprise me either. Was that a staple of your childhood? We have it at my establishment but it's just comes frozen and is probably about as bland as it gets, almost exclusively ordered by elderly people for whatever reason. We serve it with bacon for some reason. Maybe that's normal.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's the funny thing is he actually owns thousands of refrigerators in fact that's what he does for a living.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    All global warming is climate change but not all climate change is global warming.

    If all floobs are fleebs, and some fleebs are flaabs, what time is it in Tacoma?
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Except that one guy but he's a weirdo.
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