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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You say what a self absorbed twat and that helps that person grow thicker skin and not give a fuck what you think. Lol
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You don't need front number plates in your state then?

    Jeeves told me Ohio is one of the 29 states where you don't need a front plate. Thank you Mr. Jeeveeeez
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've bolded the answer…though it seemed pretty obvious to begin with.

    If you don't enjoy fun then surely that makes you sad.

    Oh I like to sing dance pretend and have fun x8.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson or maybe you don't…





    Still waiting for a legit reason to mutilate your body with one to be offered…

    Sure, here are five reasons to consider when discussing the potential benefits of getting a tattoo:

    Self-Expression: Tattoos can be a unique and artistic way to express your individuality, beliefs, or personality. They provide an opportunity to showcase your passions, interests, and values in a visual and permanent manner.

    Meaningful Commemoration: Tattoos can serve as powerful symbols to commemorate important milestones, events, or loved ones. They can act as reminders of cherished memories, helping to keep those moments close and meaningful.

    Enhanced Body Confidence: For some, tattoos can boost self-confidence and body positivity. They may allow individuals to embrace and celebrate their bodies in new and empowering ways.

    Cultural and Spiritual Significance: Tattoos have historical ties to various cultures and spiritual practices. For those with cultural backgrounds or spiritual beliefs that involve tattoos, getting inked can be a way to connect with their heritage or express their faith.

    Artistic Appreciation: Many people view tattoos as living art on their bodies. The intricate designs and skilled craftsmanship can be a source of aesthetic enjoyment, similar to owning an art piece that holds personal significance.

    It's important to remember that getting a tattoo is a significant decision, and individuals should carefully consider their choices, potential designs, and implications before proceeding. Tattoos are permanent, so it's crucial to choose something that truly resonates with you and aligns with your long-term values.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You bet. If you do a good job you can just have the whole thing next time.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Start your own children's show buddy boy you can't be afraid of the camera you gotta just put yourself out there. Start practicing by talking to inanimate objects everywhere you go as if they were all your little pals.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My cousin lives in a fancy house up in the mountains somewhere. I'll get in touch and tell him to expect you and then I will get you the directions on a piece of paper. You'll probably see a moose and a bear cub and he'll make you a proper meal of mountain man foods such as elk and Campbell's thick and chunky.

    He has a wife and 2 young children please show some respect and openly carry a Bible with you at all times to demonstrate your maturity and value. He may take you white water rafting as a bonus if you behave.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    good threads today m8 quality stuff too notch. I liek this idea very much it reminds me of one of those YouTube invention dudes who made the basketball hoop that you couldn't miss, you just shoot the ball somewhere even remotely close and it used a bunch of sensors and gears and pulleys and levers to quickly move to the ball, just like your keys would quickly move to your fingers.

    That's the guy I would talk to to make this happen and if you need someone to sign off on it like a witness at a las Vegas marriage I got you broom
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just kidding. I know Butt is probably driving. Okie dokie peace and love
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ahh, self driving Tesla. What a QWEEN šŸ‘‘!
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That reminds me I have an unopened package of socks I purchased just before summer and I have yet to wear them as i have LITERARY been wearing only my sandals or if I have to wear my shoes for a little bit I just wear my bare feet because lazy. I hope my socks haven't gone stale!!

    I have I think 11.5 pairs of undies but I love my superman white tights those are my favorite and I'll wear them nine days in a row it doesn't matter bro it doesn't matter bro


    I'm the opposite of your little broom I don't think I'll ever purchase new underpants EVER AGAIN. same 11.5 pairs for life ride or die dawg
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I can't drink mango cart anymore as I left one out for a long time once and a bunch of fruit flies were hovering around it and now it just tastes to me like fruit flies whatever fruit flies would taste like. its just too sweet I guess
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I ate some mushies and set the two cans next to one another and they looked like they were the most perfect combo of drinks in the world, then I combined them and it was quite the treat.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Iā€™m taking a nap when I get home I know that much

    you should LIVE DANGEROUSLY like austin powers international man of mystery and take a nap during your drive home. hashtag yolo, brolo
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    cheez-e hamburger dip t-minus 45 minutes and gonna watch the timeless classic MAGNOLIA with my friendy poo

    none of that is a feeling that's more a what I'm doing and since its all so fascinating I just had to immediately post it in the first thread I SEENT which was this one.

    RESPECT THE COCK!

    TAME THE CUNT!
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like to go to the local hardware store DECKED TO THE BRIM in bud light paraphernalia wearing three masks (also bud light themed) and picketing outside the store to bring back the covid vaccine tenfold BIDEN 2024 ERASE OUR STUDENT LOANS WE DESERVE IT!!

    I used to like those little 8 pack pounders like 9 years ago of bud light then I switched to the same thing bud HEAVY then I switched yellow mango carts now I've been on 12 packs of BIG WAVE for at least a year now if I go to the beer store I get the EXACT same thing every single time with no exceptions I'm a man of principle and other words
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    come to my town and try to steal beer whoooooo boy see what happens we don't take too kindly to that well fucking rope you up and drag you down the main...drag. Hang ya high and dry from the publicest intersection make an example outta yer
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I donut have his number I don't think. Did you try sliding into his DMs?

    Nothing is wrong with soup I just felt like saying that. I don't like many of them I should say. I basically FUX WIT knoephla or chicken tortilla or maybe some meat and potato soup some type chowda just not clam.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    God backwards is doG.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I forgot you live in the land of alcohol sales at wally whirleds and gaslight stations. We don't have such accomodations here. I just have to go to yeee old Bottle Barn.

    I don't like pastries or soups papa don't play that shit we will go to the steak and ostrich eatery and eat only the finest of food and drink

    Thank you for answering my questions today I was in a question mood there for a minute now I snapped out of it to feed my Sophie some yums yums
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