Posts by mmQ

1. 2023-08-03 at 11:56 AM UTC in You ever met up with people online? and some mad stuff happened?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Vinny is an elderly Caucasian lady living in New Hampshire. You've been hoodwinked.
2. 2023-08-03 at 11:49 AM UTC in Biden aludes to a ban on 9mm handguns
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm afraid of him. And North Korea. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night worrying about them and how they're gonna get me.
3. 2023-08-03 at 11:42 AM UTC in How do you feel about Kafka's suicide because of Sophie's death?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   nope it's just a glass of your favorite wine while you watch the sunset with your life partner
4. 2023-08-03 at 11:40 AM UTC in Are you proud to be white? (White defined as; European Heritage, not a nigger)
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm not proud of anything that I haven't personally worked to achieve.
5. 2023-08-03 at 11:35 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What the fuck kind of rule is that? You can't just order wings? could you order wings and a piece of toast? What's the name of this SHIT HOLE I'm gonna call em right now and demand answers
6. 2023-08-03 at 11:18 AM UTC in Sophie is dead
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ pics of teh body or it nvr happnd

   
   Bottom of the ocean next to Bin Laden you'll just have to trust the powers that be
7. 2023-08-03 at 11:18 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm going to sit on the patio in my corner and hold court.

   
   Thank you, your honor. What's the best thing on your menu?
8. 2023-08-03 at 4:41 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Satan! Bad Aliens !
9. 2023-08-03 at 4:40 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Fag!

   
   Bad aliens! Satan!
10. 2023-08-03 at 3:24 AM UTC in Making my birthday dinner into four meals.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bradley I live my life and I go through everything an this webiste has to be the funniest fucking part of my existance i have never stopped laughung at what a lot of you motherfuckers say to me. Thsi shists so fuckin funny especially when haxxor said this is a disalbed guy hahahahah
    
    ya nigga yall funny

    
    This is true. Everyone that talks shit here is sad. Why else do it? Why make fun of a retard?
11. 2023-08-03 at 3:05 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hearthrov central. Someone shared a video of a tourettes guy driving a bus and everyone said oh he just hasbtkurettes when it was pretty obvious he was high in meth. Pick your poison but c'mon
12. 2023-08-03 at 3:03 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Acting like roshambo isn't dancing hisncock in front of your eye
13. 2023-08-03 at 2:58 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who is that? Devo? Talking Heads ?
14. 2023-08-03 at 2:57 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I can't dance I can't talk. The only thing about me is the way I waaalk
15. 2023-08-02 at 10:33 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like the one where all the firemen make my subs while they're topless.
16. 2023-08-02 at 10:12 PM UTC in How do you feel about Kafka's suicide because of Sophie's death?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you guys know what the key to life is?
17. 2023-08-02 at 10:03 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    As soon as I typed that I think I knew I meant Magnolia. I could still be wrong.. its been about as long since I've seen one of those as the other.
    
    But ok so corn on a pizza isn't a thing there either? ok also heard. I thought maybe it was. BOILED PEANUS pizza either ?
18. 2023-08-02 at 8:29 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol it would just be speedy saying 'did I ask what you think?' 'I dont' give a fuck' to anything gordon said.
19. 2023-08-02 at 8:27 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is aMerican Beauty the one with the raining frogs? It's been a minute
20. 2023-08-02 at 8:24 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Blair Witch Project
    Fight Club
    American Pie