i like to write poetry Im not the best.

2023-08-03 at 2:23 PM UTC

#21

mmQ Lisa Turtle

I'm just humbled you actually believed I could come up with something like that. There is hole yet

2023-08-03 at 2:24 PM UTC

#22

Bradley Florida Man

When I go to the liquor store, and I grab onto the door, I think damn on the floor, and I Just found myself another score.

2023-08-03 at 2:25 PM UTC

#23

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Originally posted by Bradley I'd rate this out of 10 but I"d rather you just stop triyng out of 10. I don't wanna treat you like I'm simon cowel but you suck.

Jealousy rages within the artist
Looks like bradders is rather pissed
Out done in his own thread by beautiful words
sweeping away his massive lame turds

2023-08-03 at 2:25 PM UTC

#24

Bradley Florida Man

Originally posted by mmQ I'm just humbled you actually believed I could come up with something like that. There is hole yet

yeah because for a lot of people who grew up around niggers it's this hard for me to do

Originally posted by Bradley When I go to the liquor store, and I grab onto the door, I think damn on the floor, and I Just found myself another score.

2023-08-03 at 2:27 PM UTC

#25

Bradley Florida Man

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jealousy rages within the artist
Looks like bradders is rather pissed
Out done in his own thread by beautiful words
sweeping away his massive lame turds

This isn't flyting you try had old man this is rap muzik

2023-08-03 at 2:27 PM UTC

#26

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Originally posted by Bradley When I go to the liquor store, and I grab onto the door, I think damn on the floor, and I Just found myself another score.

This clown creates like a 5yr old kid
His lyrical skills on par with a flid
Stick to your day job bradders my guy
Oh wait you got fired, that's one in the eye.

2023-08-03 at 2:28 PM UTC

#27

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Originally posted by Bradley This isn't flyting you try had old man this is rap muzik

Thread title

"i like to write poetry Im not the best."

2023-08-03 at 2:28 PM UTC

#28

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Prison burrito, hot Cheeto, crushed Fritos, tastes neato

Mic drop

2023-08-03 at 2:31 PM UTC

#29

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

MMQ is quite the card
Some call him QT, some call him tard
An affable fellow it can't be denied
man on man anal him and bradley have tried

Lovers of lyrics and dick licks they are
often to be found in the gay bar
be warned though should you approach
you better bring them a big fat roach.

The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

mmQ

2023-08-03 at 2:35 PM UTC

#30

mmQ Lisa Turtle

I remember this being a thread at one point ---write a limerick about the poster above you-- or some shit.

Not bad Jiggles. B+

2023-08-03 at 4:37 PM UTC

#31

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *William Wordsworth

More like William Wadsworth

2023-08-28 at 4:37 PM UTC

#32

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

A special ex NISer asked me to write her a poem this morning with the word "croissant" in it...I did and she loved it and suggested I post it on NIS for all to enjoy...so here it is.

Can you guess what I am?
buttery and flakey and filled with ham
From Europe I have traveled to you
A tasty treat, long overdue

I'll melt in your mouth you will see
Have you guessed yet, what could I be?
I'm one delight you wont pass on
I'm a big fat buttery ham Croissant.

2023-08-28 at 8:43 PM UTC

#33

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

thank you everyone thank you.

2023-08-28 at 9:04 PM UTC

#34

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

i want to be a famous poet
but fucking niggers is all I know-it

2023-08-29 at 5:21 AM UTC

#35

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A special ex NISer asked me to write her a poem this morning with the word "croissant" in it…I did and she loved it and suggested I post it on NIS for all to enjoy…so here it is.

Can you guess what I am?
buttery and flakey and filled with ham
From Europe I have traveled to you
A tasty treat, long overdue

I'll melt in your mouth you will see
Have you guessed yet, what could I be?
I'm one delight you wont pass on
I'm a big fat buttery ham Croissant.

this peom is like dollar store merchandize.

cheap, a dime a dozen and negligible.

2023-08-29 at 12:07 PM UTC

#36

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this peom is like dollar store merchandize.

cheap, a dime a dozen and negligible.

...the dollar store is always busy.

2023-08-29 at 2:15 PM UTC

#37

Speedy Parker Black Hole

There once was "man" named Bradley
Who lived his life quite badly
He said with a grin
As he wiped of his chin
It's a black cock I just sucked so madly

2023-08-29 at 2:32 PM UTC

#38

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

Originally posted by Speedy Parker There once was "man" named Bradley
Who lived his life quite badly
He said with a grin
As he wiped of his chin
It's a black cock I just sucked so madly

is there a day that goes by without you thinking of homosexual activities

2023-08-29 at 4:59 PM UTC

#39

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

There was a chap from Asia who didn't have a fridge
So roadkill and bush meat cooking was his culinary niche
From dog stew to rat-atouille his meals were the talk of the town
cat burgers, frog fritters and sausages made from the blood of hounds

Although his skin was brown his soul was green with envy
When rich westerners flaunted their fridges and other electrical sundry
All he'd ever wanted was a fridge a woman and a car
instead he got dog fritters, transitional surgery and a pink bra.

The name of the fellow in question was vinny or benny to friends
A tale of woe and misery now sadly comes to an end

2023-08-29 at 5:17 PM UTC

#40

Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

A broken rubber while I choke and smother

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i like to write poetry Im not the best.