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2019-05-14 at 3:53 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo That's the case with a lot of people. There's an interview with him (pitchfork or noisy I think) where they ask him about lyrics in reference to murder and his eyes dart back and forth and he stutters before saying he just metaphorically murders rappers. I wish I could find it, it's fucking funny.
4:40?
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2019-05-14 at 3:46 PM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlings
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2019-05-14 at 3:45 PM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlingsFrere, pls get coffee with darryl.
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2019-05-14 at 3:23 PM UTC in Our canary is worthless. Here is a much better measure.As I said, that makes sense logically. But individual legal codes have hundreds of paragraphs of laboriously laid out bullshit, in an afford to cover every possible eventuality. Im just saying, they probably have this covered in some respect. If i were trying to prosecute, id probably argue that creating such a tool on the website in the first place was an active attempt to circumvent the courts order.
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2019-05-14 at 3:20 PM UTC in Mmmm, I want another serving of Speckle SawwsI still have heroin and china sitting around in a weed jar. Idk why. Being poor for so long, throwing away money just aint my style. But i also acknowledge that if i get addicted again, ill almost definitely kill myself to end the shame...so keeping that there is kinda like leaving a suicidal man with a loaded gun.
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2019-05-14 at 3:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo This girl I'm seeing listens to Cardi B and can't articulate why so I think it's because they both used to be strippers
I wake up in the morning I got murder on my mind
My friends are all retarded
I need to do things in a different way
Melly was actually decent music for being a complete retarded nigger. From his interviews, I always got the feeling hed kill someone not because he was necessarily a hard dude...but because he was simply too unintelligent to consider the consequences of shooting someone, without the mental capacity to plan ahead more than the next few min. -
2019-05-14 at 3:15 PM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlingstbf if i was super desperate i probably would. But considering how spread out our userbase is, and how much travel and accomodations cost, in most cases if I was that desperate, id probably just drop the $400 on a hooker.
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2019-05-14 at 3:13 PM UTC in Mmmm, I want another serving of Speckle SawwsAlso, Nikki on that cover looks like Dream from Sandman.
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2019-05-14 at 3:13 PM UTC in Mmmm, I want another serving of Speckle SawwsBeen there. Never flushed anything, but i did get really drunk a couple St. Pattys Days ago, and leave 3 ounces of heroin, an ounce of meth and a bunch of xanax in a Lyft.
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2019-05-14 at 3:09 PM UTC in Our canary is worthless. Here is a much better measure.
Originally posted by DietYellow They would have to expressly tell you "You have to keep posting this phrase" or else it's not your problem. How are you supposed to play Sherlock Holmes and figure out what word's your legally obligated to pronounce at your breakfast luncheon next Thursday? They would have to make that clear to you.
That makes sense logically, but Ive unfortunately learned that logic doesnt always guide the letter of the law in many cases. I can easily see a judge saying "I am not telling- nor would i tell- you what to say. Im simply stating, AGAIN- that any effort to circumvent the order of the Court, either expressly or implied- your engage in at your own peril. The court will not indulge you your tiresome attempts at evading accountability . Do I make myself clear, Mr. Lansford?"
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2019-05-14 at 3 PM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlings
Originally posted by jedi_darryl I don’t love her. I only find her very attractive. Now if I did love her, she wouldn’t know because I won’t tell her. I’d try to converse and see where I can transition a mutual connection with her. With that being said, I don’t think ohfra and I would ever form a friendship. So this thread is officially over. Thanks casper, and wish you the best of luck of winning her over.
1) I dont focus on "winning anyone over", no offenses to our new inductees- but i dont go on weird internet forums to try to fuck people. Frala is the homie.
2) I think im the only person here legitimately trying to help you, bc every time you post this i cringe deep in my soul. The correct way to woo a woman such as Lala would be a post along the lines of "LALA PLZ PUT BABIES IN MY BUTT" with a shoop of you and her face on a baby. Playfully pawing at them is generally acceptable. Being cringey and sad and desperate is not.
Again...I say this trying to help. As someone who was a massive sperg until some kind girl decided to make me a man in the team van on the way to an away game.
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2019-05-14 at 2:52 PM UTC in Mmmm, I want another serving of Speckle Sawws
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2019-05-14 at 2:48 PM UTC in Ghost is a faggotThe only thing i know about chemistry is that 1) the baking soda and vinegar makes the volcano go boom 2) Acidifying or basifying a drug solution can make fun stuff....or it can ruin your black tar heroin heroin.
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2019-05-14 at 2:34 PM UTC in Can we find a better way to stop the dick pics?oooh! Good suggestion
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2019-05-14 at 2:33 PM UTC in Snapping turtlesI definitely washed them, but somehow the stuff still got on to/into the tomatoes somehow.
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2019-05-14 at 2:29 PM UTC in Can we find a better way to stop the dick pics?It certainly makes it interesting to browse at work.
I like to slowly, nonchalantly scroll down the page sometimes when i know someone is standing behind me. -
2019-05-14 at 2:26 PM UTC in Our canary is worthless. Here is a much better measure.Lol. We International Yall.
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2019-05-14 at 2:26 PM UTC in Our canary is worthless. Here is a much better measure.
Originally posted by Narc OK Lanny, if there's ever a breach and you're being compelled to silence and/or to post anything particular then just pm me some bullshit starting with "wassup my nigga?".
I'm not in the states so any court orders that would apply to you or anybody in your location dont apply to me here. And tbph I wouldn't give a shit coz no fucker tells me what I can and can't say so I'd make sure everyone heard. Hell I'd do it just as a big fuck you to the pigs.
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I dont think court orders stop at the border of the united states- esp when it pertains to an international website. Thats just a guess though. -
2019-05-14 at 2:24 PM UTC in Snapping turtlesIts not the bite from the turtle that will get you (although they can tear off a good chunk of skin). Its the bacteria that cover their body and mouths. Theyre like little armored CUModo DRAGons. So much of the meat they feed on is carrion, that theyve constantly got all sorts of NASTY bacteria on them.
I know ive detailsed it before, but one of my neighbors is a 40-something year old man with a pretty profound developmental disorder/ADHD/ fetal alcohol syndrome. He sits around in the garage all day smoking weed and drawing pictures, playing Elder Scrolls. Anyway hes got 6 snapping turtles in a tank in the garage- named, amongst others- "CADDYWHOMPUSS", "MR. CHEEKS", etc. He also likes to garden. One day he brings me a basket of yellow tomatoes from his garden. Im like thanks dude. I eat half the basket. Then i get deathly ill for about a week. Long story short- he thought water from his turtle tank would be PERFECT fertilizer for his tomatoes.
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2019-05-14 at 2:17 PM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlingsThats no way to talk to the woman you profess to love
