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2019-05-14 at 2:15 PM UTC in Do different contexts call for different words for penis be to be used?
Originally posted by tee hee hee "Oh Casper, put your hard throbbing penile appendage in my special place. Oh. Ooohhh mmmm".
I mean thats not the first time ive heard that, but it certainly sounds off.
OH CASPER!! BURY YOUR BIG CHUNGUS BETWIXT MY MEAT CURTAINS. GIVE ME A HUGE HEAPING LADLE OF YOUR BABY GRAVY!
And that, folks...is how you stay celibate. :icon14: -
2019-05-14 at 2:12 PM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlings
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2019-05-14 at 2:10 PM UTC in Our canary is worthless. Here is a much better measure.where is ours, btw? I thought it was on the about page, but no-go.
E: Lanny, I just saw the addition about Malice <3
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2019-05-14 at 1:57 PM UTC in Our canary is worthless. Here is a much better measure.I feel like the court would be thorough enough to stipulate that referencing the subpoena- either expressly or implied- is a serious no-no.
In any case, if Lanny hits me up on Steam and asks me to play Bad Rats, ill bid this site adieu. -
2019-05-14 at 1:49 PM UTC in Do different contexts call for different words for penis be to be used?Yeah I suppose. In the bedroom, itd definitely feel weird to refer to it as anything but "dick" or "cock", whereas in more jovial company "schlong" or "tube steak" or "dong" might suffice.
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2019-05-14 at 1:40 PM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlings1. I dont think any of these words mean what you think they mean.
2.Gotta reinvent yourself my dude. I want you to be the best that you can be.
now, no pressure- but WHAT DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE?
You have 30 seconds. -
2019-05-14 at 12:20 AM UTC in Official GoT ThreadYeah that was weird. "Im going to avenge the killing of innocents by killing a fuckton of innocents"
lol. ok. u do u gurl. -
2019-05-13 at 3:41 PM UTC in don't try stealing from walmart
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2019-05-13 at 2:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-13 at 2 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionIm now reading about beginning anabolic steroids. I dont think im taking enough methadone bc im being manic as fuck last week or so
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2019-05-13 at 1:51 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI really want to act in a student film or something. I know im not like traditional acting material, but i think my abilities are pretty solid. Every time i see a really gut wrenching scene from a movie or show, im like "Damn it wouldve been dope to do that"
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2019-05-13 at 1:45 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momenti failed
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2019-05-13 at 1:44 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
If anyone can smoke 2.5 marijuanas and make it through this video with a straight face you have my undying admiration. -
2019-05-13 at 1:08 PM UTC in Official GoT ThreadIt's best that Walt died. He was too far gone. But the feeling at the end of the show was just empty. I felt like my ending tied more loose ends. Sure, Walt was beaten and walked on his whole life, and finding out he was dying gave him the excuse to become a monster. That monster had to die. But in my ending, Walt...the old Walt- is still victorious. Not only is he a legend who will be whispered about for a hundred years, but the seeds of brilliance that he fostered will go on to proliferate. The students he inspired and people who were emboldened by how he fought back against inevitability... will go on to put their own stamps on the world. For someone he'll be remembered fondly. And for others- like this nameless student in the RV...he'll be the inspiration, the catalyst to do things bigger and better- and possibly more terrible- than Walt ever did.
If I could crank that out of my asshole in 30 min 6 years ago, why can't they come up with something like that? Is mine cliche? Idk. I'm not a writer. But def seems to glue everything together better. -
2019-05-13 at 12:16 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentbout to pop on some asmr and hopefully fall asaleep for a few hours before work
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2019-05-13 at 12:15 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editioni need to speak to you on Tc so i can add dutch to me repetoire. Im really good with accents. I almost actually got laid at a bar putting on an australian accent for an hour and a half. Apparently accents are cool to women who think Africa is the planets "biggest country".
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2019-05-13 at 12:09 PM UTC in Official GoT Thread
Originally posted by mmQ What was it? How does one dredge something up? Id like to know it. As a normie I've watched breaking bad through at least 5 times.
I dont remember the whole thing. It was a few paragraphs. It was very dramatic. I just remember that the very end was something along the lines of:
a young man in his twenties is sitting, reading by a dim light, eating something, chewing noisily. He flips the pages quietly. Then he closes the book, and then after a moment of contemplation, opens the front cover to see a dedication from Walter. A small TV in the corner of the room repeats the days news- one dead after a standoff with the Santa Fe Sherrifs and DEA.The camera pans across the wall, and theres a taped up picture of a smiling teenager and a young Walt in front of a blackboard. The mans face sours and he presses the power button on a remote control. Its quiet. He sighs and stands up in front of a mirror. Close up on his face. We hear a zipping. Another pause. Then a chemical ventilator is pulled down over the face. The camera pans enough just to see the entire other side of the room is meticulously laid out with fairly advanced chemistry equipment. He clicks a couple of buttons and there is a whirring sound. The camera cuts to outside. Its a mobile home, in the middle of the darkness of desert scrubland. Tiny bits of light flicker in the edges of the covered windows, and as we pull back, fumes begin to plume from an unseen exhaust. Cut to a tight shot of the photograph on the wall, and we move in on just Walters face. And while he is smiling, knowing what we know now, he also looks defiant. *cut to black/credits roll*
Something like that. Although the one i wrote before was way better. I just remember feeling like the ending lacked some continuity or something. -
2019-05-13 at 11:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionplease shout
SHUT THE FUCK UP SNICKERS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK -
2019-05-13 at 11:51 AM UTC in Official GoT ThreadYeah thats definitely true. They couldve stretched it out so much more. ALl the great sets and characters. Tease that shit for a while. God knows theres enough gore and tits to go around. ALl my favorite games and mopvies and books have created a sense of scale, worldbuilding. The books did an incredible job of that.
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2019-05-13 at 11:47 AM UTC in Official GoT Thread
Originally posted by Sophie This shit started to suck when they went off the source material. I'll tell you why the battle for Winterfell sucked, because a lot of characters had plot armor right up until the end. The prophecy of "the prince that was promised" was set up but never had any pay off. We still know nothing about the Night King, and they did a lot of set up with the three eyed raven and Bran and the mad king but none of that had any pay off either.
Piss poor writing indeed. Everything that is not based on the books i have written off as "not canon" in my mind. I'll wait for the books to come out.
GRRM has all the money in the world to order pizza, coke, viagra and high price escorts to his ranch in New Mexico. What in the everloving fuck makes you think hes going to finish the books?
I wish someone could dredge up my alternate Breaking Bad ending. I thought it was was better than the show's.
