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2019-05-17 at 10:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionOh and my pee is constantly foamy, which apparently means that your kidneys aren't able to process out the proteins.
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2019-05-17 at 10:51 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Technologist Well, that’s about where your kidneys are :-(
Have you ever had kidney stones? Many of us pass them, and it’s normal, depends on the person’s pain tolerance.
Nope. I feel like I would've known if I had those. Lol. My boss was in bed for 2 weeks with one the size of a dime.
I'm guessing all the heroin did some pretty serious damage to my kidneys. Ironically enough. The fact that I was smoking the heroin 75% of the time probably made it worse. IV would've required like 1/10th the amount for the same amount of high. So I was putting 10x and 20x the amount of opiate into my bloodstream to catch a nod. And now my high protein/sugar diet is probably not helping either. Would explain the weird back pain, edema in the legs, lethargy, etc. But I try not to worry about shit I can't do much about. No one is going to give a transplant to a junkie, I'm not going to take one from family, and If I can't make it to work on time, I certainly can't make regular dialysis appointments. Lol.
It's hilarious how jacked up I am.
Could just be regular back pain, bc I definitely have that too- but I don't think so. -
2019-05-17 at 10:46 AM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlings
Originally posted by jedi_darryl She's just being friendly in her own way. Personally I believe there's no attraction whatsoever. Which is okay, I guess.
I concur in your assessment. You know Tinder is a thing right? Even my ugly ass got some matches, although of course I'm too apathetic and pussy to bother messaging them back first.... it my point still hands.
Yer barkin down the wrong gopher hole, pardner. -
2019-05-17 at 10:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Technologist Kidneys are about 10in above you’re waistline. May vary in taller people. They lay in the posterior 1/3 of you mid back.
The pain I have is on each side just below where my back ribs end...like halfway between my spine and my side. Every morning it feels like someone gave me a good shot with a sledgehammer on each side, and then the feeling slowly goes away until it's usually entirely gone 4 or 5 hours after I wake up. -
2019-05-17 at 10:39 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by G Modelo = Mexican burro piss.
Modelo is the only lager beer that I actually enjoy drinking. I don't like faggotty triple imperial IPAs. I like watery beer with a bit of flavor to wet my whistle before I start putting back gin and tonics and vodka sodas and eventually straight shots.
Also I wanna see ur cars fam bam -
2019-05-17 at 10:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-17 at 10:30 AM UTC in Do you think you'd be brave enough to be in a gunfight?Im honestly not sure. Considering my hands get shaky when I get angry and my heart rate goes up , when start talking shit- I don't consider myself a "brave" person. That said, every single time in my life where there's been an occasion to put myself in harms way for someone else, I've done it. Fights, getting shot at, jumping into a rip current to save someone, jumping off a boat, dragging a friend off a live transformer (?) box, etc. CA doesn't have open carry though, and I'm not near as fast or strong as I was 10 years ago, so I'd probably just die in the attempt. That's okay with me though. I think.
But yeah whenever I hear about a school shooting. I'm always puzzled as to why more people don't try to subdue the shooter. -
2019-05-17 at 10:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-17 at 10:14 AM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.
Originally posted by Thotgirl Yeah i don't really like anyone touching me. Literally had a guy wanted to drink peach juice from my pussy. I gave him an r u serious look? Like…okay everyone once and a while has a fantasy that involves chocolate or whipped cream but little does anyone know that a womans vagina naturally have some yeast in it. You add sugar to the mix be prepared for some serious yeast infections down there. A krotch rot of epic proportions.
I'm basically at a point unless if im being fucked rather roughly have bruises bites on my tits and choked till almost passing out i have zero chance of cumming. I can't cum unless if im subjected to some pain or inflicting it. I guess its just me and the fact ive developed some abnormal tastes but vanilla sex doesn't cut it for me. If im not limping feeling it with every step im simply not satisfied.
One time and this was before things got bat shit crazy with gimp he suprised me 1 morning with an ass beating of epic proportions. I was sleeping naked on the bed sad because he didn't visit me the day before. At the time i was nothing but a girl in love. He woke me up with his loud manly voice. Tore back the covers and immediately pinned me down by my neck and slapped my pussy until it was red and raw. I cummed around the 10th slap. Then he pulled me up made me throw my ass in the air and spanked me with his belt i was drooling he dragged me up and threw me on the floor trod on me with his work boots. Still reeling with pleasure from the first orgasm delerious i was swooning in his arms as he dragged me to the bathroom and had me admire his handiwork from in the mirror the final orgasm i got was when he bit down on my breast. I cummed so hard i passed out into sleep as soon as he left and as he held me i squirted.
Another time i was strapped down with duct tape to the bed. I was there for about 30 mins when he walked back he shoved a habnero pepper in my mouth made me eat it then shoved my dildo in my mouth. He then gracelessly fucked my cunt with it. It burned but it felt so good i cummed hard and long i was spent afterwards and burning. Even after he left and i washed the toy the burn was still there and i found myself fucking myself with it again despite the burn.
Basically i love pain.
The second girl I was with was a sad girl. I seem to attract those kinds. When we were just friends, we'd be driving around listening to her depressing indie music, and she'd ask me to put my cigarette out on her wrist, or her thigh, or above her breast. At first I said no, and then she'd get sort of quiet for a long time. Finally when she asked me, I did it. And it became this weird kind of intimacy. The spot between her breasts always had a checkerboard of razor cuts. Also found out shortly thereafter that she was into AEA. The first time we had sex we were in public so there wasn't a ton we could do, but she wanted me to slap her. The first time she asked me to choke her...honestly I was more afraid about getting Gone Girl'd than I was about actually hurting her. I took a video "as a joke" of her saying something like "I want him to choke me untll I pass out, and then fuck me retarded." She liked a belt or a guitar string around her neck. Handcuffs and pulling her arms up behind her. She had like sexual assault fantasies. Kitchen knives. Paint scraper blades. Hot glue gun. Duct taping her panties into her mouth. She'd buy cheap pajamas just to have me pull or cut them off of her. And as boring as I am , it was kind of empowering to get a pass to be more "masculine" and physical but I was still always worried that, as big as I am, I was going to hurt her a bit more than she wanted. Still, some of the porn I found myself watching years later I was like "wtf am I doing?" . It's the main reason I give any creedence to people when they talk about the effect of sex+ violence on developing minds.
She was all kinds of fucked up though, and after the fact I always felt bad that I'd participated and then enjoyed it. Among other things, her little brother choked to death in his sleep in his bed, right nex to her. She'd been too high on xanax and liquor to hear him. Her parents split up after that. Her mom gained like 200+ lbs. Her morbidly obese mother who she had to care for then- had a heart attack from stress. So obviously this girl blamed herself and started using heroin. But yeah...always felt weird bc that was never something I gravitated to organically, but nowadays when men need to be concerned for most with making things clear and making your partner feel safe, and getting clear cut consent and stuff, I get afraid either I'll scare someone off or someone will think I actually mean to hurt someone or something. -
2019-05-16 at 11:17 PM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.
Originally posted by Thotgirl Guys are really fucking clumsy i never met a man who can really make me cum.
Well I've only cum from head like twice, but that doesn't mean that's all bad. Women are way more mental than we are. If you're stuck in your head about something or not relaxed, or not feeling good, it just fuckes it up, my first gf would always make me stop when I was like 15-20 min in. Finally I said "idk. Pee if you have to. I'm not gonna stop next time." Long story short: it was an orgasm, she just didn't know what a vaginal orgasm felt like, and she was so afraid of peeing that she's tightened up and got all uncomfortable. Took A YEAR AND A HALF ago figure what out. But yeah I've never made a chick cum from just fingering, the fingering is usually just to get stuff going, then tongue the clit. If she starts pulling you up towards her and grinding her hips into you, you're doing something right. *sigh* -
2019-05-16 at 2:53 AM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.
Originally posted by filtration In some woods, she was standing in front, I unziped her jeans, slipped my hand down her panties and finger blasted her. Asked for fuck her but she refused… Come to think of it, I shouldn't have asked, and instead just took.
Unless you have some stupid long orangutan fingers or shes SUPER into you, standing up fingering a chick does absolutely nothing. She pretty much has to be sitting or laying down to be able to hit the right spot (i think the weird bumpy thing is the g-spot??? lol). -
2019-05-16 at 2:50 AM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.Ive only fucked 3 women. I think i win.
E: Stop complaining, faggot. -
2019-05-16 at 2:47 AM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlingsThis escalated quickly
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2019-05-15 at 3:09 AM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlings
Originally posted by jedi_darryl Ohphra, my christmas morning, my delectable, quick-witted freckled muffin, I have cherished our connection from the recent years on the forums. We have had our ups and downs, but still managed to endure with forgiveness and understand that we are only human. We make mistakes. It’s our imperfections and flaws that makes us perfect to those who can accept it. I know that is the lamest thing ever to profess my feelings for you on a site like this, but ohpra, I like you. I know you heard this like a thousand times already and was probably hoping i’d give up and yet, here I am. Making a fool out of myself, for you, again. I don’t care who’s watching, I don’t care who’s laughing. I can look deep into your beautiful eyes and tell you that this is real. I can’t let you slip away, not now. I know that you like me too, I can feel it.
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2019-05-15 at 2:58 AM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlings
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2019-05-14 at 6:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition"MESUXDDK" is your verification code"
Oh fuck you, Google. Very funny. -
2019-05-14 at 6:11 PM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlingsSorry toots. Thats show business. Shouldve read the contract before you signed.
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2019-05-14 at 6:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionIf he could actually sing and was a bit more lively n charismatic, hed have been an excellent frontman for a crust punk band. Hes already sweaty and fat and gross and incoherent. Hed just need a dirty studded leather jacket, a proper hairstyle and he could do all the shitty drugs and just lay down like darby crash, humping the air and slurring his words while the feeling of disappointment and confusion rolls over the crowd like a sad wave.
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2019-05-14 at 6:07 PM UTC in Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlings
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2019-05-14 at 6:06 PM UTC in First world preblemAlso OP...buy a lap table. Mine has like a comfy beanbag on the bottom and the top is a hard platform. Has a lip so shit doesnt side off ur lap.
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