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2019-05-13 at 11:45 AM UTC in Official GoT Thread
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2019-05-13 at 11:39 AM UTC in While talking to Luigi aka ACPEverything he spews is linguistic cancer. Its like youre sitting with the queen of england about to dig in to a delicious trifle, and some shit besmudged hobo hops up onto the table into a ready squat, and with a mighty grunt, ejects rancid shit soup all over your teacakes.
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2019-05-13 at 11:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe seagulls would be frozen.
Who was it on here who killed a bunch of seagulls with an air rifle or someshit, and then had police knocking on his door? -
2019-05-13 at 11:33 AM UTC in While talking to Luigi aka ACPAre you krow or totse2k? Because youre one of those chemically imbalanced weirdos- id bet a cool 2" of my average american dong on that being true.
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2019-05-13 at 11:27 AM UTC in don't try stealing from walmart
Originally posted by CASPER One of the times they stopped, she shined the big spotlight thing on me (since I imagine there aren't many 6'7" 325lb white dudes in the area), and I held up the can, started slurring my words, and said something to the effect off. "IM NOT…GUDDA….DROVING. I SWEEEEAAARRR. CASEY IS A SWEETHEART WERE GONNA GET JACKINTHEBOX DONTWORRYITSCOOL"
And then as they slowly started driving away, I "drunkenly" yelled THAnK Yiu FOR yeR ServICE!!!!!!
Rofl.
The moral of this story is im a world class bullshitter, and its why i became such a WACKY CHARACTER. When you play a role for long enough, you start to become that thing. And apparently i was going for an amalgamation of every drug dealer macho scumbag cool hand luke loner warrior poet junkie fuckup tryhard dickcheese loser that ever walked these lands.
I dun gud. -
2019-05-13 at 4:40 AM UTC in Official GoT ThreadBout to hit le Pirate Bay. Stuff like this makes me want to make a show. I'm trying to figure out what made the first seasons feel so epic, and these last seasons feel so color by numbers.
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2019-05-13 at 1:26 AM UTC in don't try stealing from walmart
Originally posted by -SpectraL That was really smart ditching your shirt. That was what made them keep on driving. And they can't necessarily prove the guy who made the order is the same guy who came to the store. Not without a warrant.
One of the times they stopped, she shined the big spotlight thing on me (since I imagine there aren't many 6'7" 325lb white dudes in the area), and I held up the can, started slurring my words, and said something to the effect off. "IM NOT...GUDDA....DROVING. I SWEEEEAAARRR. CASEY IS A SWEETHEART WERE GONNA GET JACKINTHEBOX DONTWORRYITSCOOL"
And then as they slowly started driving away, I "drunkenly" yelled THAnK Yiu FOR yeR ServICE!!!!!!
Rofl. -
2019-05-13 at 1:13 AM UTC in don't try stealing from walmartThe only time I got caught shoplifting was, ironically, when I didn't actually go to the store intending to take anything. Electronics store like 6 years ago, Black Friday sale. I call the store to make sure they have a particular item. Dude says yes. I say "can you please check in the back just to make sure you have at least two of them? I'm not close so I don't want to come down for nothing, on hold 10 min, dude comes back, says yes they have them. I thank him, make my purchase online for in store pickup, and pay a friend to drive me to the store. Walk to the place where you're supposed to pick up stuff, give them my order number. They fumble around for 15-20 min, then tell me they don't have it, and haven't had it for a couple weeks. I'm pretty annoyed at this point. I ask them to call me when they get the item. A guy offers to dig around in the back room. Another half hour, standing there talking to my friend like "I honestly can't believe this shit".Dude comes back with nothing. I go to speak to the manager, she doesn't want to give me a rain check. She doesn't offer an apology. She has no explanation for why I could buy an in-stock item on their website, only to come to the store and no one has any idea wtf is going on. She says the money will be returned to my card in 5-7 business days. I say that's unacceptable since this was supposed to be a birthday present, in FOUR days, and I don't have money to buy anything else. She doesn't care.
Long story shorter, I was so fucking mad that I pocketed a $3 SATA cable on general principle. It felt like after spending $20 on a ride, $240 on their website, and an hour and a half of my time being leg around by the dick, I had to do something. Well of course LP stopped me 5 feet outside the door. I told them they were a joke, tossed the cable back inside and tossed a crinkled $5 bill in there for good measure. I refused to go back with them, so they followed me for a few blocks and then called the local police dept. the police sent FIVE fucking cruisers (my friend was still in the parking lot. I didn't walk back to his car bc I knew LP was waiting for license number and I didn't want him involved in my bullshit). Anyway, eventually I just walk far enough down that LP doesn't want to risk being that far from the store and that close to me. But the police are cruising up and down the streets like they're looking for an escaped convict. I find a house that's having a house party, and I toss my overshirt into the bushes and pick up a beer can someone had on the driveway. Then I sit there outside and mess with my phone like some drunk dude trying to text someone. The police passed me another 3 or 4 times but never thought to stop me. I waited 45 min or so, then had my friend pick me up,
Remember when I gave them my order number though? Yeah that had all my info on it. Tbf though, I didn't intend to steal anything so if was the furthest thing from my mind, nor did I think the store that essentially stiffed me for $240 would have the gall to pursue me over $3.
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2019-05-12 at 5:49 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Technologist Well, don’t ya think that this is a different kind of dope? I know it has opiates in it, but I believe there’s other additives. If you changed Thursday, I’d bet money this is the cause of you feeling like this. You are doing it right by titrating, but every time you cut your dose, you’ll probably go through some type of withdrawals till your body gets used to the new dose.
Hang in there my buddy🥰
I mean its methadone and sugar and water. I just meant its weird that its almost entirely mental. Im a huge pussy when it comes to withdrawals, so i was always on the lookout for signs. But yeah....just feel blah. 2 more weeks though and ill be down to 100mg. From 185 to 100. -
2019-05-12 at 5:32 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by DietYellow Jesus christ, I can't believe they sell potassium on Amazon. I know vitamins arent allowed to have money than 2% DV because it's a common posion. Sudden cardiac arrest survival with resus is like 10%, without treatment is guaranteed death. I sincerely hope I didnt shave like 20 years off my life.
How did you not have an inkling that was a bad idea? Werent you a chem minor or someshit? Im dumb as fuck and i remember that there are 4 things important for heart function (or too much will fuck up heart function) : calcium, sodium, potassium, magnesium.
Thats all i know.
Whyd you start taking it anyway? Just tryna be sooper dooper healthy? -
2019-05-12 at 11:04 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
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2019-05-12 at 10:58 AM UTC in Where should I go?lol I'll give you my dope connects if you start slangin and kick me down a continual 10%. Considering how much cheaper than everyone else I was getting stuff, that's a world class bargain. And if you screw me over, you can't exactly run away with your bum leg, so it's a win win. Lol.
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2019-05-12 at 10:50 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Got my take homes....Wednesday. Thursday on ive been taking half my dose. Bought graduated cylinders n shit off Amazon to measure accurately. So I've been taking half of my 114mg bottle every day. I don't feel traditionally "dopesick", and fortunately my first thought anymore isn't to use, or "take the rest of the bottle and you'll be okay". But mentally and physically a feel drained, angry. A lot of thinking. And my stomachs been fucked, and I threw up in my sleep last night. Idk what's going on. Might be that tho. I figured I'd know dopesick by now.
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2019-05-12 at 9:48 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Just finished watching the Netflix ted bundy drama thing. Very interesting feelings. Gets me thinking a lot about facades and faces, personalities. The people we become to account accomplish certain goals. Even the people we become to hide from what we are, sometimes. So much fucked up stuff springs from psychological trauma or mal- development. Poor relationships with a parent. Early childhood sexual encounters. After one of the nutty chicks I briefly dated/ used drugs with in the same apartment for a year, she had these kinda fucked up fetishes that somehow got transferred to me. I'd find myself watching certain things online and then I'd kind of freak myself out because it was so outside my comfort zone. But then being numb and in control and hyper masculine also felt really fucking good. Idk. Weird shit, yo.
Think I went through mild psychosis the first time I read American Psycho, BEE writes like a yuppie faggot, but I guess that's sort of his shtick. -
2019-05-12 at 5:41 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Feel good sobriety wise. But the hustler part of my brain is fucking stupid. I cant just be happy. I could never be the guy who works at the grocery store for 42 years bc it pays the bills. I always need to have something going on. And not feeling like im progressing is probably more dangerous for me at this point that cooking up a last spoon of heroin. Doesnt matter if im sober... if i do half the shit ive got going on in my head, im going to do a few years in prison. And i was feeling good and energetic and kinda spiritually high, but end of last week i feel like i just hit a wall. Only went to the gym 2x this week. Just feel drained. Body hurts. Maybe bc im only taking half my methadone dose, but i feel like id know if it was that. Although idk if im sick or something. I did throw up in my sleep last night. Woke up choking on it and had to run to the bathroom. Was all in my sinuses and shit. Was awful. And then I started laughing hysterically bc what are the chances id survive 4 overdoses and 13 years of heroin addiction and die from food poisoning and a tummyache or something? rofl.
idk. No idea wtf im doing. Feel like im going back into survival mode, and i hate that shit. I want to feel alive and energetic and loving and grateful, transcendent, strong, successful all the time. If i had a dime for every time i said "Ughhhh *sigh* Jesus fuck give me a BREAK!!" today alone...Id have bout tree fiddy. Or tree sebenyfie cent -
2019-05-12 at 4:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by hydromorphone Hey, casper, did you link the autopsy report for Malice while I was MIA? If you did, could you link it please?
Since you're so Mr. MachoDetective, maybe you could find out what happened to Crazy Mike (aka Arthur Treacher). He was a cool guy. Hope he's not dead too.
Take it easy, buddy. Hope you're having a spectacular mother's day weekend with what seems a well meaning, decent mother, that I envy very much. At least I had a good dad who made up for the piss poor mother I had growing up and now.
https://niggasin.space/thread/35668
Id need some basic info crumbs. I mean i COULD comb his posts for tidbits but i dont know or remember enough about him to give a fuck. But if anyone knows, i can prolly find it. But if he didnt post specific thoughts on killing himself, he probably just got a life.
And thanks. Prolly gonna suck. Didnt buy her anything bc usually whatever i get her is a waste of money. Shes still unemployed and takes a lot of that out on me. Im sober, but im wishing i was still selling antiques. At least all the money felt like progress. Being able to pay for her car repairs and take her out to Michelin star restaurants was cool. Being able to walk into a jedielry store and have someone start talkiung about financing options, only to tell them id be paying cash...felt an unreasonable amount of good. Idk what im supposed to do from here on out. I feel like i want to be in a relationship, but i feel like id just be filling a void where im still not happy with myself.
But tmw will be another day. Thats for sure. lol.
Also thx for the pics of ur moms vag and butthole_ v2.0 bc i was kinda wanting to jerk off or something but now i think im good on that for at least a week or two. -
2019-05-12 at 4:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by DietYellow Jesus christ, HM if you had a buyer for all that hm you probably wouldnt have to work a day in your life, would you?
Looks like 10gs or so. Wouldnt go very far. Unless perspective is off, IME 00 capsules hold .6 g max packed to the gills, and those are filled roughly halfway. -
2019-05-11 at 10:54 PM UTC in Someone just donated to me to write ghost erotica
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2019-05-10 at 10:46 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by mmQ My latest laptop? I spilled a beer on it 2 months ago and next day I turned it on it said HD not recognized. Why?
I have a pile of them with that problem.
might just need the hard drive replaced....which is pretty easy to fix. If you dont want to deal with it, see how much it is to send them to LA. I could probably fix em. -
2019-05-10 at 7:35 AM UTC in OFFICIAL Fona Thread 5/10/19Necro was the first "underground rapper" i ever heard of, smoking weed in some hip hop head kids car when i was 15. I think it was this one
