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2017-05-29 at 10:50 AM UTC in tinychat.com/tinybltc
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2017-05-28 at 1:11 AM UTC in tinychat.com/tinybltcYeah is tinybltc dead? I cant even find it now.
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2016-12-18 at 7:19 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by reject Malice has come a long way in the past few months. His quest for self improvement via random Chinese made drugs finally paid off
As his father, its really all i ever wanted for him. Be free, little bird.
Farewell..well....well....well...wellllllll
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2016-12-18 at 7:13 PM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?Probably a lot. Lulz.
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2016-04-11 at 4:15 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Damn Casper, that sucks. You decide to go straight and do good, start improving your life and this happens. And poor/working class people face problems like this all the time. Do you really want to look forward to a lifetime of that? Maybe it's a sign that the conventional boring lifestyle just isn't for you. If only there was someone that knew how to get your old self back…
It's a shame you may not be in a good mood for this, I felt happy when I saw you had posted. Hopefully you have enough capacity for temporary cheerfulness.
I was about to text you: Dad, look, I'm making it! http://niggasin.space/forum/better-l...9647#post89647
Start at post 3361 in TRT. Aren't you proud of me?
Edit: Skip the autism, though.
1. Nice Dude! Although of course, you have to know what you actually paid for the coins. if you ended up paying 4200 for them, its money in your pocket but profit wise leaves some to be desired. The anti depressants and stuff....as long as theyre legal and you can do it with little risk, that sounds like a good racket too.
2. I chuckled so hard at the thought of you robotically trying to "rain" on strippers. Yes, yes....I needed that. What'd you think of the naked women though? You seem to think a lot about testosterone and male-ness. I mean a strip club is really a place for women to take advantage of US, but still.... was that something youd do again?
3. I will fucking disown you if you dont stop fucking around with those ugly fucking shoes. Those are the kind of shoes if I saw someone wearing in high school, I'd have had to hit them. Just buy you self a semi cheap sport jacket and some black leather dress shoes, playa.
4. Theres nothing to say there wont still be glimpses of the "old" me now and again, but with what's on my plate at the present time, dealing with all the drama that comes from living that life, and the self loathing and regret....id rather just put all that on hold and work toward something i wont hate myself for. Feels good though. I feel like Ive done my time. 10 years. I think Ive proven im an "authentic" junkie...whatever the fuck that is. I always hoped something would just snap into place and shake me out of that dream state, and I guess a skull splitting fever hallucination is as good as anything. Besides the not really being able to walk again yet thing, I feel great. Looks like I even lost a couple inches off my waist.
Glad to see youre putting all that autistic energy into something immediate and constructive. Hopefully it stays fulfilling for you. It just occurred to me that something with your attention span and attention to detail could be an excellent market analyst or something. -
2016-04-10 at 10:47 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionCool story: Over the past month and a half, been working full time, busting my ass. Dealing with community service and fines and car troubles and just....a ton of shit id rather not. Just recently, my house got broken into twice and then my car got stolen while I was at work. Not having a way to get around, I started taking Uber for the first time ever. Was at first very impressed, but on my third trip, was reminded why i fucking despise public trasportation..... Came down with the mother of all flus. 105.2 degree fever for 2 days, 104.3 for another 3. Puking blood. squeezing the sides of my skull to try to relieve the pressure. No food or water from saturday night to early thursday morning. Conveniently though, apparently I was simultaneously going through withdrawal. So besides a super low dose of stuff to take the edge off, I havent had dope in over 10 days now...and no desire to use, really.
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2016-03-28 at 5:34 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Why do people snort coke or put them on blunts like idiots and call them "chewies" instead of shooting it? Ok, putting it on weed is pretty dumb IMO and not a lot of people do that (to my knowledge) but I would say the majority of people snort cocaine. But the bioavailability is so much higher with IV use. Also, has anyone tried to make small amounts of crack with their coke stash? I was tempted but A)don't wanna ruin the shit. B)don't know if crack is worth it. C)What if crack aint that good even if I do it right and then I'm damn I wish I would have saved my coke.
EDIT: I now realize that B and C are pretty much the same thing.
A) Because niggers, Kreepy. Because niggers- thats why A) Crack is always worth it. A) If your boo can't instruct you on how to cook crack, then tell him I said son i am disappoint. A) Making crack with small amounts isnt hard, but its difficult to separate the oils if your coke is really shitty. -
2016-03-27 at 2:08 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Lanny, what do you use to open wine? I asked because I bought this on Amazon for no other reason than I wanted it, "used" and cheap: https://www.reddit.com/r/ThriftStore...t_wine_opener/
The waiter's style is fun to use, but the mechanism for this is just so cool and efficient. If you can find it for a few bucks (I remember your thrift store hobby), do it. Being a programmer, I assume you have fragile wrists and hands that will eventually be afflicted by carpal tunnel, if it hasn't already occurred, and due to being a wino the speed and efficiency only increases the benefit.
99 cent store dude. -
2016-03-27 at 1:59 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
I don't care what they're meant to be, the vast majority of wines don't taste particularly good and aren't optimal. What percentage of wines, particularly cheaper ones, are highly rated? It's about creating something better.
Cheap wine isnt supposed to "taste good". For your purposes, im not sure why youd never want to drink wine. Just mix up some vodka and welches grape juice.
Im not any kind of connoisseur by any means but where I once thought wine was really sour and gross, Ive realized I was just drinking shitty wine. Its not always about appealing to your basic palate. Its about nuance. Some wines are sweet. Some are tart and acrid. Some have a bite and some are very mellow. Some taste good straight out of the bottle, and some go from being really unappealing to being enjoyable after decanting a couple hours.
Costco started stocking some really high quality wines, so I bought a little fridge and I try to keep 10 or so bottles of pretty high quality stuff around for when I bother to cook for myself anymore.
If you search around a bunch, you can find some decent wines for 8, 9 , 10 bucks. But im willing to bet youre willing to spend like $3-4, and at that price point, youre pretty much getting bum wine.
http://www.bumwine.com/ -
2016-03-27 at 12:43 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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Lanny lover. Get off his dick and stop making excuses for him.
He was genuinely on the verge of death. What if he had used heroin as his first opioid, like I recommended?
Honestly with H he'd probably have been better off. With H wou know pretty quickly if youve done too much. So youre able to do miniscule amounts in 10 minute increments or so to get where you want to be. Eating/drinking shit is always harder to gauge. -
2016-03-05 at 6:19 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI am now amongst the ranks of the gainfully employed.
It's all over now. -
2016-02-24 at 8:13 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Nope, only child.
My dad maintained a life insurance policy but he wasn't a wealthy guy so I don't expect a lot, plus medical and burial expenses need to be paid out of any benefit first of course.
Well I'm not a big fan of language like "fairness", it's usually associated with deontological positions that I reject. I do think the wealth inheritance mechanism fails to maximize utility, usually people receiving significant inheritance don't have any pressing need for it. I certainly don't need more money or at least it wouldn't do me much good relative to what it could. But I'm not a morally perfect agent. One of the common criticisms of utilitarianism is that it sets the bar too high, a embarrassingly large part of Peter Singer's career has been directed at addressing the objection his position commits us to giving away all our wealth until we have a third world quality of life. Both deontologists and abrahamic ethicists have this idea that ethics is supposed to be this process, usually a framework of rules, that churns out a "you may" or "you may not" answer to any question you feed it, but the idea of moral action in consequentialist frameworks is entirely different. There is no sufficiency criteria, like "you have to be this good or else" mostly because there is no or else, each action just has some weight and many good actions, actions a person would be justified in taking, are non optimal which is OK. Anyway, I guess that's my round about way of saying I'll do the same thing with any inheritance I receive as I do with any money I receive above and beyond what's required to sustain my lifestyle: donate 10-20% of it to an effective charity, blow up to half of it on drugs/alcohol/comptuers/hobby projects, and put the rest in a rainy day fund.
In socal. It's going to be a family-only type thing, no big service or whatever, thank god.
Ill roll through. Lets get shmammered in snazzy suits. -
2016-02-09 at 5:23 AM UTC in Posters this site could really use
What ever happened to Rizzo in a box?
Licked a snapping turtle shell to become one with mother earth goddess Ka'afek- currently in medically induced coma. -
2016-02-09 at 5:11 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionIm ballin out of control.
Also- Persians are fucking worse than jedis when it comes to haggling. I swear to God. Ridiculous. Dude in a Range Rover and $1000 phone, $500 designer jeans and shitty bro-v neck is gonna haggle over TEN GODDAMN DOLLARS. "Bro...Ive got money". Then dollars shouldnt matter at all to you, you fuck. -
2016-02-08 at 4:52 PM UTC in Posters this site could really use
We need:
I've done more drugs than all those faggots combined. I demand a recount.
Snoopy (dumb kid)
Vizier (crybaby)
Dfg (sulker)
Enter (offended cartoonist)
Metaphysicist (emotionally unstable)
zok (high horse syndrome)
Oddballz (egghead with an edge)
Kinkou (bipartisan for fame and glory and sex)
xannex (cameo player)
I-W-D (insert drug-hazed philosophical rant here)
psychomanthis (power abuser) [oh wait he's already here]
Panthrax (king of the power abusers)
mizled (still being misled)
Toothlessjoe (you still don't scare me, kid)
Unwyred (unruly foot stamper/ex police officer/wears women's tops)
ROLF (nobody still knows)
Vladie aka: "I'll Kill You Last Vladie" (the Russian spy)
ShutMeUp (never did actually shut up)
Euda (Mr. SmartyPants)
xippilli (resident backstabber)
TheRascalKing (derp-eyed man on a mission)
Yggdrasil (the first and most important bisexual member)
waterbottle (enough said)
ArmsMerchant (resident TV-series star and arms dealer at the library)
5.56SS109 (just a really, really all-around terrible person)
p6867 (try hard/loudmouth/failure)
Captain Falcon (aka: FailFalcon)
o_rLy (just in it for the hard liquor)
Fish (somewhere in the fathomly depths)
PirateJoe (still sailing the high seas even to this day)
AtrainV (nobody remembers you)
Rizzo in a Box (now comes in plastic bags)
zos (exceeded expiry date) -
2016-02-08 at 4 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
Yo! I've figured it out. Malice and Casper get married and then adopt the child and we raise it as a community. We can all take turns babysitting it in TC , too.
As long as im the dude. -
2016-02-07 at 11:54 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
Also, does no one read- Id have handed this child over three days ago if my stupid faggot exhusband wouldnt try to take custody. Sure, he doesnt get text messages threatening shit or shit on FB and certainly never believed me but I know that fucker, he would, given the chance, take my son and abuse him. This is why its so important I file to have him removed from the BC.
If he was literally choking the baby, why didnt anyone file a police report against him at least. If someone was choking my kid, theguy would mysteriously take a round to the lung while we were "struggling for the gun". But if everything is true, the police should at least know about this guy. A papertrail pointing to the fact that the guy is a monster would be a pretty easy way to assure he never gets custody, no matter what you do. -
2016-02-07 at 9:51 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
Oh shit I forgot about the part where he played his ukulele to a goose. I wanted to make fun of that as well.
I think Ive just jump started a career. A schizophrenic, ukelele playing angsty latino nerd named Tomas sounds like someone who would be unbelieveably successful in today's music scene. -
2016-02-07 at 8:08 PM UTC in Your Favorite Recipes That Use Cumcum omelet
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2016-02-07 at 8:02 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Hydro we all told you §m£ÂgØL was bad news and that whole situation with him living there was a clusterfuck but you told us we were all wrong about him so pardon me if im a little devoid of sympathy in regards to whatever the hell you guys have going on now. Life is a fucking bitch if you didn't know by now, just dont leave your animals to starve if you off yourself. Im too cold and broken to try to help people like you anymore.
You salty ol nigga you.
