Frala, I’m mourning for you sugar darlings

1. 2019-05-14 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #41
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Fuck out my face crackbaby.
2. 2019-05-14 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #42
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Thats no way to talk to the woman you profess to love
3. 2019-05-14 at 2:37 PM UTC

   #43
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I don’t love her. I only find her very attractive. Now if I did love her, she wouldn’t know because I won’t tell her. I’d try to converse and see where I can transition a mutual connection with her. With that being said, I don’t think ohfra and I would ever form a friendship. So this thread is officially over. Thanks casper, and wish you the best of luck of winning her over.
4. 2019-05-14 at 2:40 PM UTC

   #44
   🐿 African Astronaut
   I bet momma lala would let me scissor her before you darell.
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5. 2019-05-14 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #45
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Yeah, okay, rub it all in my face why don’t you. I bet you don’t even know her favorite low fat yogurt is though.
6. 2019-05-14 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl Yeah, okay, rub it all in my face why don’t you. I bet you don’t even know her favorite low fat yogurt is though.

   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiDNnE2lt4w
7. 2019-05-14 at 2:51 PM UTC

   #47
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I like your video reference to what I was saying. Good job sudo.
8. 2019-05-14 at 2:52 PM UTC

   #48
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Please edit the background music, it’s a bit off rhythm.
9. 2019-05-14 at 3 PM UTC

   #49
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl I don’t love her. I only find her very attractive. Now if I did love her, she wouldn’t know because I won’t tell her. I’d try to converse and see where I can transition a mutual connection with her. With that being said, I don’t think ohfra and I would ever form a friendship. So this thread is officially over. Thanks casper, and wish you the best of luck of winning her over.

   
   1) I dont focus on "winning anyone over", no offenses to our new inductees- but i dont go on weird internet forums to try to fuck people. Frala is the homie.
   
   2) I think im the only person here legitimately trying to help you, bc every time you post this i cringe deep in my soul. The correct way to woo a woman such as Lala would be a post along the lines of "LALA PLZ PUT BABIES IN MY BUTT" with a shoop of you and her face on a baby. Playfully pawing at them is generally acceptable. Being cringey and sad and desperate is not.
   
   Again...I say this trying to help. As someone who was a massive sperg until some kind girl decided to make me a man in the team van on the way to an away game.
   
   tl;dr- UR DOING IT WRONG
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10. 2019-05-14 at 3:11 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER i dont go on weird internet forums to try to fuck people.

    
    You ain't real degenerate gang!
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11. 2019-05-14 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #51
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    tbf if i was super desperate i probably would. But considering how spread out our userbase is, and how much travel and accomodations cost, in most cases if I was that desperate, id probably just drop the $400 on a hooker.
12. 2019-05-14 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I went on tinder this morning cuz I was bored and saw my buddys gf on there and her profile said she owned his dog, lol.
    
    tinder is depressing af. Everyone is so fake
13. 2019-05-14 at 3:31 PM UTC

    #53
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER 1) I dont focus on "winning anyone over", no offenses to our new inductees- but i dont go on weird internet forums to try to fuck people. Frala is the homie.
    
    2) I think im the only person here legitimately trying to help you, bc every time you post this i cringe deep in my soul. The correct way to woo a woman such as Lala would be a post along the lines of "LALA PLZ PUT BABIES IN MY BUTT" with a shoop of you and her face on a baby. Playfully pawing at them is generally acceptable. Being cringey and sad and desperate is not.
    
    Again…I say this trying to help. As someone who was a massive sperg until some kind girl decided to make me a man in the team van on the way to an away game.
    
    tl;dr- UR DOING IT WRONG

    
    I appreciate your help, I really do but I think I’d rather “woo” ohphra in my own way. In no shape or form have I ever asked or wished to share a intimate session with her because i’m a gentleman. Also, I already know where I stand from her perspective on DH. She’s only into caucasian men. Chart was only a exception because he was very charismatic and basically every woman on there found his humor adaptable to their taste. I could never be like chart but if I had the complexion, bone structure and personality of Cory Krause, I just might have a slight chance. Very very minimal, but worth a shot.
14. 2019-05-14 at 3:34 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Darrell has been doing this schtick since DH and he does it with every girl.
    
    It’s just his way of being playful/stupid. He knows how to bag em when he wants to, e.g. Tam.
15. 2019-05-14 at 3:34 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I appreciate your help, I really do but I think I’d rather “woo” ohphra in my own way. In no shape or form have I ever asked or wished to share a intimate session with her because i’m a gentleman. Also, I already know where I stand from her perspective on DH. She’s only into caucasian men. Chart was only a exception because he was very charismatic and basically every woman on there found his humor adaptable to their taste. I could never be like chart but if I had the complexion, bone structure and personality of Cory Krause, I just might have a slight chance. Very very minimal, but worth a shot.

    
    Stfu lol
16. 2019-05-14 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Cory Krause didn’t even have bone structure
17. 2019-05-14 at 3:41 PM UTC

    #57
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Did you see how quick she responded? My wooing of her is completeded.
    
    Ohphra, oh Ohphra, I know your favorite low fat yogurt gurl. Attractive huh?
18. 2019-05-14 at 3:45 PM UTC

    #58
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Frere, pls get coffee with darryl.
19. 2019-05-14 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #59
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by frala Darrell has been doing this schtick since DH and he does it with every girl.
    
    It’s just his way of being playful/stupid. He knows how to bag em when he wants to, e.g. Tam.

    
    OH DAM I WANNA HEAR ABT TAM
    
    DO TELL
20. 2019-05-14 at 3:52 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I went on tinder this morning cuz I was bored and saw my buddys gf on there and her profile said she owned his dog

    
    Did you inform your friend?