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Posts by CASPER

  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost my comfy setup, just put the mouse pad on your lap, use a book. I used to play competitive minecraft like this on 2b2t the most hardcore minecraft server ever.


    You play DnD 5e? I bought the handbook when i was on a Critcal Role kick, but never actually played :(
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Who will win darryls affections? WHO WILL RECIEVE ROSES?

    WIll it be..tee hee? DTE? Frelele?


    Find out...on the next episode...of KEYBOARDS AND CUCKOLDRY!111!
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah ephedrine is in some kind of chinese grass
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    There is no such thing. I mean as long as you dispose of it properly, itll all pretty "green", but were talking about flammable solvents, explosive lithium metal, strong acids and powerful hcl gas, etc. Lets just say if you dumped all that in a tomato plant, it wouldnt be alive for very long.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost Turn it back into morphine as a science project

    I was going to, but i was too lazy to source pure enough hcl. (even though im sure home depot has something with low %)

    I had a pasta sauce jar of 16g of heroin sludge that i somehow thought was a good idea- sitting on top of my dresser getting dusty for like 7 or 8 years. I finally threw it out a few months ago when i realized it was growqing some nasty looking black mold on the inside of the lid. Maybe the ohytotoxins wouldve added to the potency lel. Rizzo wouldve done it.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost embedded bandcamp link

    Roshambo doesnt count.

    I find very little redeeming in his...*ahem*..."compositions", and I sat through Metal Machine Music.

    I mean like people coming up with legitimately cool sounding instrumentals, or a band or something.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CASPER Ugh i hate that faggot.

    unrelated note: How did i not know this dude existed?

  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo This is the only moon child rap song I like other than lil pipsqueak. It's not really rap



    I just realized he looks like sploos uncle who touched him

    Never been particularly impressed by his voice or lyrical ability, but his choice in instrumentals is usually right up my alley. But i dont make music so what the fuck do i know.

    I always hoped some kind of weirdo musician collective would spring up out of totse.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CASPER Ugh i hate that faggot.



    Originally posted by Octavian Makes me feel fucking old. How did things get like this!!!??

    Yeah idk man. I mean if the music sounds good i dont really care what they look like, but its kind of disturbing that this new crop of "young folk" are such followers that they all have to have this "uniform" to be acceptable. Its just so fucking transparent.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah if that weird little man-weasel doesnt stand naked and whip kidnapped children bloody until he cums, im a gold medal olympian.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Pretty sure that black dude is as gay as the day is long, and theyre doing this for publicity. No straight man is that moisturized. You could plant fields of golden wheat in his fertile pores (if they werent invisible, that is).
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    ROFL

    Tbf though, if i was married to this limp-dicked closet faggot, id probably jump ship and shack up with some black dude too

  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Memorial day is coming up. Buy pancakes for Daryll for giving his life 4 freedom.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Her name was Tamara. She was honestly a nice poster & seemed to have her shit together. Darull is a complete clown. Smh.

    I understand how you have to go to bat for ol Pussy-Like-A-Circus-Tent Tammy. I still like you. But its the same way i must show brotherly solidarity for my boy daryll.

    Hes risking his body in the line of duty every day.

    Thnk you for your service, my dude.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by 🐿 I wanna sexual maid.

    Like...someone that cleans up after you fuck? Or just some ol Brady Bunch, Alice lookin old lady who sporadically compliments you like

    "JOO BERRY BIG TITTIES, MISS. JOO PUSSY DA BES."


    ??????
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost



    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Maybe if you had a big nigger dick rather than a walnut dick, you would talk about muh dick more.

    The picture is strangely accurate though. I cant count the number of times ive been in a confrontation where i was like

    "Dude your car is boxing me in. Theres no way for me to back out without hitting you. Your call bro."

    "Maaaan fuck you nigga. My dick, nigga. Ol tall-ass, fat-ass, broke ass, dusty-ass car nigga suck my DICK"
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also, Tammy is a total white trash/big pussy name. I bet she couldve pouched a bowling ball. I think u dodged a bullet there, tex.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl long story short,

    We fell in love for 3 short months
    Tam kicked me out the house; had a round trip purchased for me at the ready. All because I didn’t have credentials to obtain a job and help her financially. And oh because she said my cock was too small. Well honestly she had a big ol puss-


    think i leave it at that.

    Well better to have loved and lost, etc. Take it as a plus someone even cared enough to fly you out and live with them. But someone people are just lonely and unstable. If youre worried about your dick start pursuing asian women.

    Im sorry you had to deal with that though. Sounds like it kinda sucked. But every man has to have his lil heart broken. Its part of the initiation ritual.

    I still remember having my friend crush his skull and die in a motorcycle accident, i tried to call my gf of 4 years to come over and be with me, couldnt get ahold of her. Hours later i walked to her house, and she was sitting in front of her house in the car with some dude from work. Obviously something was going on since she was so flustered. I kicked his side mirror off as he tried to drive away, she walked to the house. I called her a fucking whore. Cried like a lil bitch for like an hour.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Ugh i hate that faggot. Why is every non black rapper trying to do the lil peep thing now? We all listened to punk n skateboarded when we were kids. We didnt get douchey face ink and gold teeth and shit tho.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I just thought of a legit name for a metal/punk band fronted by a black dude:

    Koko Butter Ritual

    "Yo bruh i fux wit KBR"
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