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2017-08-10 at 10:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice Right now I really feel disturbed by the fact that I have lips. They look so out of place on the human face, in contrast with the rest of the skin.
You know where the kitchen shears are. I thought you were about self improvement? Why would you want bags of extraneous fat and cartilage just sitting there on your face, not doing anything? -
2017-08-10 at 10:35 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Piles of Crack Reading hydro rant about me like
I feel like I need to understand how the fuck this even happened. Who in the fuck would read that gigantic epic clusterfuck that was Zoklet InsemiNation Roadtrip 2016 (?), and say to themselves "You know what? This sounds like something I need in my life." -
2017-08-10 at 10:31 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youTalks a lot about phalluses in his orifices.
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2017-08-10 at 9:49 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 He's very good at being a bigot
Inexplicable, fierce love for the judenschweine. Tall, stately, wise- like the mighty redwood. What he lacks in hair, he makes up for in bandanna. Draws out our deepest, most painful, shameful secrets, and uses them to sate his unquenchable thirst for cringe. Limpest of biscuits.My significant other. -
2017-08-10 at 7:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSYeah I heard that story too. They shoved some kind of special sulfurous clay into their pussies and then sleep on top of a small axe (phallic symbol). Then they queef out this lump of clay and put it in the fire to dry. It was supposed to cure infertility. Called
tur'vitskgoed det salla fluvek, igar en = ("stooped, waist deep in the river/ where men go to die") -
2017-08-10 at 6:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSNot gonna lie the min i hard vagina chalice i thought of
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2017-08-10 at 6:24 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by hydromorphone 1337 as just talking about you, Casper. How you been?
Being a boring hardworking American. That nigga live with you now? Running the Hydromorphone bed and breakfast up in this bitch.
That reminds me....a hospice nurse gave me bottles of IV dilaudid a few months back. -
2017-08-10 at 6:06 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSSUp TRT
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2017-08-07 at 3:33 AM UTC in anyone ever tried ayahuasca?La Purga, guey. Es importante para la experiencia.
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2017-08-07 at 12:33 AM UTC in anyone ever tried ayahuasca?Pretty sure i still have some caapi and chakruna from Mother Gecko in a box in the garage somewhere. lol.
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2017-08-07 at 12:29 AM UTC in Smokepurpp Pours out Lil Pump Pint of Lean into the ToiletThats like 40 bucks (street value) worth of cheap ass cough syrup. Not a pint. And lean isnt that thick. Money says swapped it for some dollar store robitussin. Who gives a fuck?
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2017-08-07 at 12:23 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!lol. Ive been on here since...sheeeit....2003? If i disappear, theres going to be like one blurry brofist screencap to show I existed. Im at peace with that. Im going to retroactively add myself to the 2006 collage. Ill just post my drivers license photo when i looked like a normal person, instead of some fat disheveled old dude one speeding ticket away from murder/suicide.
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2017-08-07 at 12:15 AM UTC in panthrax looks like he's in avenged sevenfoldI wish i had pictures of my teenage mugshots
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2017-08-06 at 9:47 PM UTC in Tell Me About Your Experiences with Junkie Jesus
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2017-08-06 at 3:21 PM UTC in Tell Me About Your Experiences with Junkie Jesus
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2017-08-06 at 9:59 AM UTC in street prices where you areSemi-bulk/ homie prices=
Meth... $8/g
Heroin.... $33/ g
coke.... 180/ ball
ketamine- 40/g
molly- 40/g
LSD- 40-50/ strip
Weed- free (pretty much).
Im sure theres other stuff but fuck if i can be bothered right now. -
2017-08-06 at 9:56 AM UTC in Tell Me About Your Experiences with Junkie JesusUghhhh. Found a half ounce of crystal meth by the airport. Ummm... was handcuffed with 2 HUGE hospital grade pill bottles- one of 10mg norcos and one of 30mg oxycontin....and the police officer pulled them out of my jacket pocket, looked at each of them, soved them back into my pockets, uncuffed me, and then let me go and arrested the guy I was with for a warrant. Ive found a fuckton of drugs, but the vast majority were things hiding under the piles of garbage I live in, or something I squirrelled away while i was high as fuck.
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2017-08-02 at 4:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSArguing with friends of friend online who say that the "shit to awesome" ratio of bad to good things white people have done- is not in our favor. Yeah totally.
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2017-08-01 at 4:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI take exception to that. The rest of my body may be blubbery, but I have a hell of a jawline. The cat that was feral a couple years ago now lives in my house and is a complete asshole at 5am every morning.
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2017-08-01 at 3:16 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
