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2019-05-18 at 2:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-18 at 2:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-18 at 1:59 PM UTC in Branding a Triangle into my footThe one you have the picture of in op is actually a thin ribbon f skin removed- like a carrot peeler.
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2019-05-18 at 1:58 PM UTC in Branding a Triangle into my footWhat tech said. There's actually not much that can go wrong if you choose the right location and keep it clean with ointment afterward. And you'd need to have Lucy do it bc trying to burn yourself seems hard as fuck. The Wikipedia on scarification suggests that cold branding or simply cutting and then abrading/packing with cigar ash might be the least painful way to go.
They should have a spring loaded tool that drags a razor blade a couple of inches quickly across the skin, a set depth. I imagine a ridiculous number of people would use that to kill the selves though -
2019-05-18 at 1:23 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2019-05-18 at 1:23 PM UTC in Who's cat is this?Think that's chootie, mmq's cat.
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2019-05-18 at 1:20 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Jυicebox 1. I do not want to be saved.
2. I wouldn't drink so much if I had another way of keeping the mental illness at bay. Believe me, I've tried everything. I did quit drinking for a while, but I just started lashing out at anyone that tried to help me IRL
Besides depression, what are you actually diagnosed with. If anything? CBD not helping anymore? I have to think there are better drugs for mental health than alcohol. I mean if it's that bad just get strung out on heroin or someshit,
Don't die fam, :(
But if u do die.....lemme have ur AUG (or whatever you can quickly field strip and mail out in pieces)
Thx <3 -
2019-05-18 at 1:01 PM UTC in First world preblem
Originally posted by Ghost Yeah I play with HTS because we have no friends lol.
here's a thread I made about it
https://niggasin.space/thread/31307
I'd prefer to just play a game, but it's hard to get a sizable group together regularly. I'd love to GM, but I feel like it'd take me forever to put something together without a bunch of the pre-made resources. I should torrent the equipment and GM guide, bestiary. -
2019-05-18 at 12:54 PM UTC in First world preblem
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2019-05-18 at 12:52 PM UTC in First world preblemLAP DESK
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2019-05-18 at 12:50 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2019-05-18 at 12:47 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Jυicebox There is, but why spend 20k to fix something that's just going to get fucked up again within the next three months?
If I truly do have a "higher purpose," I'll survive
Nigga you sound like those niggas that purposely get bit up by rattlesnakes n wait for gawd to save them.
I also hate the hospital, but if you didn't drink so much you prolly wouldn't have to deal with this (assuming that's what this is, alcohol can also fuck up electrolyte balance and thin the blood, causing the edema) -
2019-05-18 at 12:43 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-18 at 12:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH So I didnt wanna come here and brag about my life like Sudo but now I have a good classic funny/shitty story.
I've been seeing this stripper for like 3 weeks and talking about gender politics, just politics, dating, life, love, loss, etc.. like i met a woman who was beautiful and surpassed me intellectually for the first time since logic (LOL niggas still deny this happened. anyway. this girl was actually way hotter too duh.)
But anyway she was a dancer and shit and told me on the first date that she hated men but I was cool and had a good energy.
it was cool as fuck that she was just fucking with me off the love cause she's had sugar daddies, rich bfs, huge stacks of cash, etc, but she was fucking with the personality and I was just being myself and she was fuckin with it.
Today I ate 4 gs of shrooms and thought I'd ask her if she was ghosting me for real this time since it had been like 5 days since we texted (I was never sure with her, busy, distant bitch. I would think she'd be ghosting me then she'd hit me up and in person it'd be all warm and shit.) and she goes into an emotional rant about the last time we hung out, me BEING UNABLE TO GET HARD.
It was because we ate all this heavy ass food the night before and I felt this immense stomach pressure. Also, I was falling in love hard and thinking about how this was a bad idea. and also, no sleep. i digress.
She thinks I'm shady or hiding something, like that I'm not attracted to her in the daylight, or i'm secretly doing meth because I couldn't get a boner. one of the two options. i tried to explain myself but i was peaking heavy LMAO and didn't do a good job. she seemed cool about it in person. She also on her period RN.
And she was explaining this to me over text as I was peaking on mushrooms. It hurt my feelings but it was also funny as hell. I hit up an old girl friend of mine and vented for like 2 hours until she went to bed now I'm talking to this other girl about it. I feel like I sound like Bill Krozby, sound like a lying ass nigga. But I got hoes now.
Teach me your ways, weese. Teach me how to get a UCLA educated stripper to fuck with me for my personality instead of bc I got the most fire H on deck.
I really need to be talking to a woman right now, but I don't seem to care until it happens. HOW DO I MIRROR YOUR MAGNETIC PERSONALITY? PLZ CREATE YOUTUBE TUTORIAL? -
2019-05-17 at 10:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-17 at 10:22 PM UTC in Crime Pay Per Hour
Originally posted by mmQ The Nerds move was class as fuck. My coworker kept praising it. "Duude. That's fucking smart. That's clever." I had to tell him to calm down because he wouldnt shut up about it and this was before i even shared the Nerds with him.
I'm sure it was in there bc the consistency of that and sugar crystals would be roughly the same, so theoretically it would look uniform on an X-ray. But yeah. I Was pretty good at that ish. -
2019-05-17 at 10:17 PM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.
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2019-05-17 at 5:08 PM UTC in Crime Pay Per HourMy mindset was always "you're playing Russian roulette, and your have 20% chance to go down for 5-7 years. Is it worth the money you stand to make from this trip?" If the amount was $50,$100, $200,$500...obviously the answer was no, and a lot of times I'd refuse to do it. But when you start talking about $900, $1800, $2400, 5000, 7200....that changed a lot. Of course at the end I'd streamlined things enough that there was minimal risk. I had a btc donations page. I rarely made hand exchanges anymore.
I do miss it though. It was the one thing I was good at, and I was strangely good at it. I mean who thinks to shove contraband in a cold bean and cheese burrito, to avoid a police search? Lol. It felt like being a success for the first time in my life. To be able to pay my moms car repairs or buy myself a $12,000 Cadillac cash, or not worry about rent or dopesick. To have more money than I could reasonably spend, and money coming in faster than I could get rid of it, doing my normal things. I miss it a lot. Idk if I'll ever feel that again. -
2019-05-17 at 4:12 PM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.
Originally posted by Thotgirl Its called being a sadomasochist. I get off on pain..
I never tried that b4 him but man that was fucking stimulating. I'm not sad inside i just love pain as a stimulant. It makes pleasure 10x better.
Yeah see thats the problem with consent culture. Its really hard to find a man willing to fuck me like i want to be even harder when they go to far. I prefer to use safe words like kitten bc it helps to get a break when i become too stimulated. Im not sad inside im just addicted to stimulating things and pain happens to be stimulating.
Would you let someone put you naked Inside a heavy duty vynil bag and then suck all the air out with a vacuum? -
2019-05-17 at 3:40 PM UTC in Do you think you'd be brave enough to be in a gunfight?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …just as if you were attacked by someone with a knife and regardless of if you had one or not..you'd fucking fight for your life…at least the vast majority of people would. They wouldn't just curl up and say "please don't stab me another 39 times, that 27th one hurt".
Actually I've probably seen hundreds of videos where people do exactly that. They're so overcome by the extreme violence, and they're winded and dizzy and rapidly losing blood...that they just put their hands up and ask their assailant not to shoot/stab them anymore. . They think "surely this person wants something. If I just give them what they want, they'll let me live." Rather than the alternative- which is that their assailant just wants to kill someone. And you can see the realization slowly move across their faces when they realize that now they're too weak to fight back even if they wanted to, and this person isn't going to stop. You're going to die here. It's really fucking depressing.