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2017-08-14 at 8:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice Heh, I just had a funny thought about past experiences with women.
I’m very bashful and have noticed that on some occasions I’ve accidentally glanced at a woman walking contrary to me on the sidewalk or a path and my normally stern unbroken demeanor, which makes me appear intimidating and unapproachable, has softened into a coy type of smile, almost as if I’m somewhat amused.
Every time they’ve smiled in return, shown a positive reception, and usually spoken to me/or said something softly.
The same thing has happened just from looking around. When scanning an area I have a very intense unbroken glance. My gaze simply crossing a receptive girl has been enough for them to attempt to speak to me, or even change seats on the train, even if they were speaking to someone, and sit next to me.
It’s funny because if I wanted to attract an attractive girl I wouldn’t even have to try. So many men would kill for this ability, have such trouble with women and feel desperation, and I’ve rejected every single one by simply ignoring them. 27 years and I’ve never so much as held hands due to the philosophical system I continually developed in my mind, countless unconventional thoughts on existence, life, the human condition, and how to live; then actually putting them into action, continually recreating, redefining, aspects of myself.
Oh, autism.
I am going to get a vasectomy ASAP though and give dating multiple girls a try some time after school begins. Due to this being my first experience, I’m strongly against the conventional manner of being exclusive to one girl while dating. If I can convince them, explain that I want to try multiple women without partaking in sex in order to discover and identify what I like, it would be amazing if I actually managed to set a group of girls competing for me, possibly even leading to the ultimate dream of actually for forming a harem scenario!
Nah.
Son- I know that probably happens in some of your animemes or what have you.....but no. -
2017-08-14 at 8:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-14 at 8:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick I would pay the worst sucker price on the planet for one good uses worth of Valium right now. I have a hypnosis the receptors in my brain might be crossed where its like diazepam feels like heroin to me.
Someone gave me like 200 of some weird generic valium from South Africa. Still havent tried them. Have tons of benzos, but no desire to do anything with them. Kind of just a security blanket in case I need to put myself into a chemically induced coma. Every benzo user I know is a complete fuck up who complains constantly about all the retarded shit they did the last time they were "barred out, man". -
2017-08-14 at 8:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSRemember when the craziest thing that happened to our little community was that one of us got on the news for getting arrested on mothers day for assaulting his mother over an ALLEGEDLY stolen frappucino?
Man...we had it good back then. -
2017-08-14 at 8:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Piles of Crack You still got that tarry carpet that you said could kill a man with a single square?
Well Ive picked and cut and cooked the majority of what was easily salvageable out of it, but if someone were so far gone and done with life so as to risk a massive bacterial infection from whatever gross shit in growing in my blackened, matted carpet (that was once fluffy, light blue)- I have little doubt that if they soaked a piece in boiling water, reduced the liquid, enhancemented it, shot it... they'd get high as fuck before their organs began to shut down, and their periphery began to go gangrenous. -
2017-08-14 at 8:09 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-11 at 6:20 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSMmmmmmmmmm
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2017-08-10 at 11:29 PM UTC in IM A HONEY BOY, IM A HPNEY BPPYFalco's new handle is Honey Bunny
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2017-08-10 at 11:22 PM UTC in How much fent would kill you for sure?Also, for OP.....id venture to guess 5-8x the normal LD50
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2017-08-10 at 11:21 PM UTC in How much fent would kill you for sure?
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2017-08-10 at 11:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Just ordered some nitrous, don't wanna be stuck having nothing on my dang b-day.
Nice. I used to order 900 at a time from creamright. Was a great deal. Sure wish couldve found a tank though. GG was gonna help me find one back in the day. I miss that nigga. N fractals.Erorr. -
2017-08-10 at 11:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSHydro, u know u tha homie...but if you are trying to get a zoklet train run on you, and impregnated by every fucked up/austistic/ chromasomally wealthy weirdo on here, it'd probably just be better to come out and make a thread about it, rather than spending hours on the phone giggling and painting your toenails.Time is precious. It could take years- maybe even decades- to wine and dine, seduce every cock on this message board. Youve got to think about efficiency. We should be looking at distances, carpool situations, hotel discounts. We could rent out a banquet room. We should be buying those masquerade party masks. I mean for posterity, there should be at least one videographer (god have mercy on his soul), because even horrific gore has a pricetag online. Itd at least pay for the gas and Plan B and Thorazine.
Just some logistical suggestions. This is kind of my forte. -
2017-08-10 at 11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-10 at 10:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-10 at 10:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice Right now I really feel disturbed by the fact that I have lips. They look so out of place on the human face, in contrast with the rest of the skin.
You know where the kitchen shears are. I thought you were about self improvement? Why would you want bags of extraneous fat and cartilage just sitting there on your face, not doing anything? -
2017-08-10 at 10:35 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Piles of Crack Reading hydro rant about me like
I feel like I need to understand how the fuck this even happened. Who in the fuck would read that gigantic epic clusterfuck that was Zoklet InsemiNation Roadtrip 2016 (?), and say to themselves "You know what? This sounds like something I need in my life." -
2017-08-10 at 10:31 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youTalks a lot about phalluses in his orifices.
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2017-08-10 at 9:49 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 He's very good at being a bigot
Inexplicable, fierce love for the judenschweine. Tall, stately, wise- like the mighty redwood. What he lacks in hair, he makes up for in bandanna. Draws out our deepest, most painful, shameful secrets, and uses them to sate his unquenchable thirst for cringe. Limpest of biscuits.My significant other. -
2017-08-10 at 7:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSYeah I heard that story too. They shoved some kind of special sulfurous clay into their pussies and then sleep on top of a small axe (phallic symbol). Then they queef out this lump of clay and put it in the fire to dry. It was supposed to cure infertility. Called
tur'vitskgoed det salla fluvek, igar en = ("stooped, waist deep in the river/ where men go to die") -
2017-08-10 at 6:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSNot gonna lie the min i hard vagina chalice i thought of
