They didnt call you teddy they called you peddy wh8ch is a portmanteau of teddy bear n pedophile. Pedophile fpr readil6 apparent reasons and teddy bear because youre a gigantic faggot pussy who only poses a threat to family pets and unaccompanied minors.
Im kinda just waiting around to make sure my mom is okay financially i think. My life has improved in most ways- so it seems less and less likely that ill kill myself. But also Ive become someone i kind of hate, and life has lost all its flavor, and every year more my chances of having the kind of adventure i want become less and less, so not existing doesnt scare me near as much as it used to.
And also i have to remind myself that killing yourself is a kind of higher functioning trait. Stupid, low IQ people dont generally realize what a gigantic waste of space they are, and that the world would be just fine without them. But also, that means at some point that the world is full of mostly retards.
Oh yeah n there was a girl i graduated hs with there. Shes a mommynow n i wasnt trying to be weird or anything but it felt good when i sang the first line and she went WHAT THE FUCK n stood up on her chair n started filming from the back.
Nthen everyone clapped n i got the nobel prize for best cock
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In the bubble bath toking and texting with tiff about us joining planet fitness..she’s skinny af but I guess she’s tryna build muscle or something lol
She’s like screw the Y ..she wants me at planet fitness with her
The Y has way better facilities n shit for the price, but the one upside is theyre 24 hrs n cheap.
Just got back from the bar. Hadnt sung karaoke there in forever. Not bragging, but it feels good when mutiple strangers come up and ask you where you play and say that you should be playing with a backing band. Bc im not particularly good at much besides selling drugs, so it feels good when people validate something you love doing, when they have no obligation to.
just back from strip club. only bc a friend had never gone. Told him it was a waste of money. But if someone wants to waste their hard earned cash on that shit,morepower to you. Im a happily committed man so i didnt do anything gross but it was fun to make the hoes do all sorts of shit to my friend. Honestly if hendoesnt have pinkeye in a day or two ill be amazed.
Speaking of magic, gfs parents got us all tickets to Bruno Mars. Ive never seen him live. Was supposed to go see him with anderson paak last year but it fell thru.
