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2023-05-02 at 8:31 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-05-02 at 8:27 PM UTC in attn casperIve hung out with a good number of people from the community. Id have hung out with more but some people r cowards n think someones gonna post their PI.
Which actually isnt unreasonable since a lot of people online are petty children, but my point stands. -
2023-05-02 at 8:25 PM UTC in attn casperYeah that was pretty dope.
Were you sorta impressed by how i triangulated your exact apartment location from like 2 video clips and a still photo after I compared Google satellite images? You were prolly like DAM THIS NIGGA TWEAKIN HELLA HARD
But no. Just bored.
[Your area] is really nice tho. Its like my area but less dirty and more greenery. I wanna try to come by one of these weekends if nothing else just to cool out, listen to some DnB, eat pizza n stock up on solvents. -
2023-05-02 at 8:17 PM UTC in request for new usernamei vote last one
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2023-05-02 at 9:40 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Kafka I didn't sleep last night, my head feels heavy and I keep spacing out, I feel sickly cold but that's normal for me in Belfast, I feel like I have a mild fever, my heart seems loud and like an alien is trying to be born. I feel like my brain is shutting down. I'm going to drink Monster now.
Maybe drink water and take a multivitamin and some organic caffeine/noopept instead of potato chips and soda -
2023-05-02 at 9:38 AM UTC in example of good gay porn
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2023-05-02 at 9:37 AM UTC in I've contacted a detective agencyREVENGE SQUADRON 2: HATE BRIGADE : HELLSTORM
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2023-05-02 at 9:35 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Kafka Going to get my vag zapped by a laser now. •_•
Michael Weiss bet me $3 to take a magnifying glass to my balls in 4th grade. Thats how i learned that 1) Fruitopia and chocolate chip cookies are way less enjoyable with burned balls and 2) I will take just about any bet if it means proving a point.
I guess my point is you should just wait until someone bets you $5 first.
Also honestly wariat isnt going to mind a little hair so long as you keep asking if you can see your parents and keep pointing out that hes 30 years older than you and his butthole is stinky, -
2023-05-02 at 9:29 AM UTC in I've contacted a detective agency
Originally posted by Kafka I want royalties if you use me as inspo for a mystery novel.
I literally know the killer and im already bored.
What about a team of plucky superheroes with clashing styles from diverse backgrounds who grudgingly band together to do revenge on crime?. THATS a story worth telling and if anyone comes up with something like that, I want my OWN royalties. -
2023-05-02 at 9:25 AM UTC in example of good gay pornYeah thats pretty gay bro gj
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2023-05-02 at 9:25 AM UTC in What's for Dinner?This cheesey peter game sounds delightful but what of SUSTENANCE? what of ART?
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2023-05-02 at 8 AM UTC in What's for Dinner?No one has commented on my delicious squid ink linguini so i can only assume youve had terrible dinners and are ashamed
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2023-05-02 at 7:58 AM UTC in Do I need to leave Milena alone?subs are fucking gay i have a whole drawer of those things at least heroin or opanas made me go nappy time.
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2023-05-02 at 7:27 AM UTC in Do I need to leave Milena alone?If she it tastes like salt she should probably hydrate better
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2023-05-02 at 6:38 AM UTC in I've contacted a detective agency
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2023-05-02 at 5:56 AM UTC in I've contacted a detective agencyPleas e to meet you my name is Richard Tective and ive been assigned to this case. The only way to do this right is to make sure that Ms. [NAME REDACTED]’s bias doesnt rub its crusty taint all over the indisputable 📠 of our case. So im going to ask that you ignore her and forward all pertinent info to my inbox where it will be thoroughly vetted and prizes awarded based on juiciness and specificity.
Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
PS: Also i know you likely thought I was that one fat junkie. Just to avoid any confusion- that was simply my undercover identity. Ive been trailing a certain “polish sausage” witha taste for “young buns” for about 15 years now, and i needed to embed myself in fringe internet gamerspeak “hotnigger” communities.
For the sake of transparency tough, i am in fact severely obese and addicted to gas station heroin but that is entirely coincidental i assure you.
Your Brother in Christ,
Richard B. Tective -
2023-05-02 at 5:16 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-05-02 at 2:46 AM UTC in What's for Dinner?
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2023-05-01 at 8:35 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentshopping for an espresso maker
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2023-04-29 at 8:12 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
