What if your dad was a longshoreman?

1. 2023-05-05 at 10:25 AM UTC

   #21
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Rape Monster My dad was an alcoholic loser who hooked up with a fat girl because he couldn't do any better

   
   Hey dude he aimed low and he hit the mark. Sometimes you gotta grab destiny by the sweaty labia and make some lemonade
2. 2023-05-05 at 3:03 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Working on the shore is gay
   
   

   
   You’re just mad because you come from a family of tiny docks.
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3. 2023-05-05 at 3:05 PM UTC

   #23
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   short shoremen
4. 2023-05-06 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #24
   

   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
   Micro shoremen
5. 2023-05-06 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #25
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   For shore.
6. 2023-05-06 at 3:11 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Most longshoremen are unionized and make decent money and don't work too often, plus it's a Hella manly job with lots of corruption involved. Have you never seen "on the waterfront?" What's your dad do? Short order cook? Pfff

   
   Yeah they probably make decent money and I bet they bring some good stuff home that somehow fell out of a container.
7. 2023-05-06 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #27
   

   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
8. 2023-05-06 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #28
   

   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
   Fractal Shoremen, men whose shore's exact length is impossible to determine as a single true value and depends entirely upon the scale and granularity at which you measure them.
9. 2023-05-06 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #29
   

   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
   i'm a woodsman
   
   
10. 2023-05-06 at 7:46 PM UTC

    #30
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Thoughts on minutemen?
    
    
11. 2023-05-06 at 8 PM UTC

    #31
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by D-Bonglord i'm a woodsman
    
    

    
    Leafy shoreman
12. 2023-05-06 at 8 PM UTC

    #32
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thoughts on minutemen?
    
    

    
    Bronze shoreman
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13. 2023-05-07 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #33
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Leafy shoreman

    
    *chain sawman
14. 2023-05-07 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #34
    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
15. 2023-05-07 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #35
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Dumb people don't know they're dumb. That's what makes them dumb.
16. 2023-05-07 at 7:55 PM UTC

    #36
    

    D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    Patina Patriot
    
    

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
    
    this meme is so deep your dumb fucking fag ass cant understand it COPPER ZIMMY IS BLUE BECAUSE HE HAS A PATINA FINISH YOU FUCKING NAZI DICK SUCKING SECRET MUSLIM FAGGOT!!
    
    

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17. 2023-05-07 at 10:30 PM UTC

    #37
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra *chain sawman

    
    Gay sexman*
18. 2023-05-08 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #38
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    What if your mom was???
19. 2023-05-08 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #39
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Yea we know ur dad was a mum lol
20. 2023-05-08 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #40
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    They didn't have mom-dads when I was a kid, that's a millenial invention.