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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Originally posted by aldra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinema_Rex_fire

    guns are overrated

    when u start a blaze and kill 420 people

    :thug life gif:
  2. who have the ouiji bird?
  3. like The Thing
  4. And we love every inch of you, olive prince
  5. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked This whole community is like that one Offspring song. Doug liked shitty music so i think hed appreciate this connection.


    if they have a garage sale id like to buy his bass.




    Awwwww yeaaa punk rock EeeeeEEEEEEE EEEeeeeeeEeeeeeeee
  6. Originally posted by mmQ Thats what a Jamaican guy says when he loses his hat

    nice
  7. Also thats the fakest, gayest looking memorial and he didnt read books. Either thats staged or everyone that encountered him irl and cared enough to pay tribute is so afflicted with acute retardation that they thought a highlighter note on a folded grocery receipt and a regifted plastic shrub was appropriate.

    Also is that an empty Alize bottle? I thought Doug hatef niggers?
  8. This whole community is like that one Offspring song. Doug liked shitty music so i think hed appreciate this connection.


    if they have a garage sale id like to buy his bass.
  9. Originally posted by Wariat and what would you do if this immigrant freak started taking pics of you and saying hes gonna call the cops claiming you threatened him and hit him once you even slightly touch him to get him to bugger off or quit harassing you and he started taking his pics and making his faces and also lets say you did it only because he threatened to hit you with a bootle nearby and you got to him befor ehe could get to the bootle and say you grabbed him by the neck and he still wouldnt leave after you let him go and was no taking pics of you and calling the cops. what would u do? lets also say there is a camera in the area so hes gonna claim you attacke dhim for no reason and the camera cant catch him going for the bootle since he only took one step in that direction and didnt actually grab it.

    bootle
  10. Caitlyn Jenner is perhaps the most fitting symbol of California that we could ask for.

    A bloated, privileged walking dumpster fire. A disoriented ex athlete in a dress with her dick tucked between her legs. An absolute spectacle.

    For that reason shell have my vote if i havent fucked off to idaho or something by then.
  11. The last time plumbers botched a job we were out of water for 48 hrs. I took shits in a Home Depot bucket full of water. Suprisingly exhilarating to try to pinch one out while getting screamed at by old men in orange aprons.
  12. ate some distillate n poured agigantic moscow mule. Smoking cigar kn the porch









  13. Originally posted by Wariat i feel super fwtigued wnd have had coughing wttacks wince friday fuys.

    Youcan cure this virus but you must expel the protozoa into a young virgin it must be dine
  14. I expected hed have gotten manslaughter which seemed fair. But idk how you charge someone with “unintentional murder”. Seems like they hit him with way heavier charges than they ever should have, simply because of political pressure.
  15. Only smoke methaqualone n AIDS drugs powdered in a backwoods
  16. I used to hate spider then i did mushroom n i was like killing things just bc theyre scary n inconvenient is kinda fucked up.

    So now if theyre daddy long legs or garden spider they can hang around. Also jumping spiders dude i LOVE jumping spiders theyre so i telligent n theyll follow u around the room.

    Other buff, hairy, or bitey looking spiders get relocated if possible, or if they wanna resist arrest they get zapped with the blowtorch taser a la daumtay white
  17. I felt normal. Coworker got pretty sick.
  18. Its amazing how smoothly things can go when you dont resist arrest. Truly remarkable.
  19. Just toured an apartment. Its so nice. You can see the ocean from the top of the hill. You can walk to the beach. I cant wait to get on with my life.
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