Got good tickets to an MMA event at a casino i used to sell drugs at lol
got back from th bar. Did karaoke at random bars n made friends. One dude was one of the lead animators for tony hawk pro skater 2, n his friend was some weird cowboy/actor who was a BMX guy. Their friemd was a big fat merd who played tje fat loser who drove the bitch van on sons of anarchy n i was like thats cool how do i sign up to be a big meaty pussy character in TV shows n he was like bro we’re too fat for conventional roles tall fat guy roles are one in a million. N i was like that kinda blows n his friend was like i got cocaine and like 6 lb of weed wanna come getlit on my boat? n i said i dont do coke or smoke weed anymore but if u throw in a bottle of whiskey n let me be captain im in. Turns out sailboats are incredibly difficult to manage in zero wind at 2 am with no visibility. I probably shouldnt have pushed the issue but thats just how iroll. Anyway they did blow n i asked if i could fire the flare gun n he was like nah the coast guard will come out here n i was like we can outrun them hatharjar bc sailboat. Idk the dude in the hat might be gay but everyone liked my singing n hat guy might give me the key tohis boat so i can run the engine once every 2 weeks or so while he goes back to colorado.
Honestly i wish i had better dtories it usually just ends up with hrown men telling me their childhood trauma while someone racks lines. im like fatter slightly less gay dr phil
I dont try to have sex with children
If theyre babies i find them a lil spot or carry them outside. If they have their own web i might toss an ant in there
Got tickets to see Have A Nice Life next month
2023-05-10 at 5:15 AM UTC
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i love Review Brother
looks like a character on x files that youd later find out is actually a skinsuit disguise used by a roswell alien
Applying for another job as soon as i do a year here
2023-05-09 at 10:48 AM UTC
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pinball tomorrow
when u regresando to the southland?
2023-05-07 at 9:29 PM UTC
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I was attacked
This is the worst show when does it get good?
2023-05-07 at 9:26 PM UTC
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Mothers day gift ideas
I also need to figure this out. My moms so hard to buy for. I got her a new computer, printer and scanner in november and sge still hasnt let me set them up because she doesnt want to lose all her "files" on the old PC (its like windows XP spreadsheets and shit that she hasnt looked at in 20 years).
If i take her to dinner, she'll order the cheapest thing or an appetizer and say shes not really hungry and her stomachs upset.
If i buy her clothes she'll say theyre very n8ce and i have good taste but theyre far too fancy and she doesnt go out anywhere.
Mekes me sad ☹️
WHAT ABOUT FACIALABUSE SATRTREK DONT. YYOU THINK HES A SCOUNDREL AT LEASY COULD BUY? THEN DRINKS FORST LIKE A LIL GENTLEMan. I GUESS SHOVELRY REALLY IS DEAD HUH SARTREK?
