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  1. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And… you.. know.. this…. how??

    He brags about his filthy asshole constantly. It apparently heightens the sexual pleasure when he suggests analingus to children
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Just finished clearing two more 300 meter lanes on the tractor for the shooting range I'm building.
  3. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked He brags about his filthy asshole constantly. It apparently heightens the sexual pleasure when he suggests analingus to children

    I'd carry a bottle of perfume and spray him when he got close.
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Enjoying 2 days off .. I work Thursday and this weekend ..❤️
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Magic 🪄
  6. Speaking of magic, gfs parents got us all tickets to Bruno Mars. Ive never seen him live. Was supposed to go see him with anderson paak last year but it fell thru.
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  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Servicing a client
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Sticking my dick in a warm apple pie.
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  9. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Sticking my dick in a warm apple pie.

    Cold ones are fun too sometimes

    Sitting on my ass zoning out and smoking too many cigarettes
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Sitting here listening to Chicano music while sporadically looking in and watching my supper being prepared …
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Speaking of magic, gfs parents got us all tickets to Bruno Mars. Ive never seen him live. Was supposed to go see him with anderson paak last year but it fell thru.

    o rly #metoo
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Sexually harassing a coworker.
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    wonderin if the interweb is back 4 good or just another blip
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Playing Street Fighter
  15. just back from strip club. only bc a friend had never gone. Told him it was a waste of money. But if someone wants to waste their hard earned cash on that shit,morepower to you. Im a happily committed man so i didnt do anything gross but it was fun to make the hoes do all sorts of shit to my friend. Honestly if hendoesnt have pinkeye in a day or two ill be amazed.
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  16. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    The problem with vices is that retarded and untrustworthy people who absolutely can't handle them, triple down on doing them anyway. Because people by default assume an adult is generally responsible and not retarded and you really can't tell them shit.

    IMO in the future crack and meth will be available and available from gas stations but won't even be that popular.

    But society ain't there yet. The general human mental level isn't there yet.
  17. D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
    meth isn't even that good of a drug, it's just economically preferable along with cocaine as one comes from a plant and another can be made in a garage

    Originally posted by Ghost I blame ALL stimulants being illegal and demonized for this shite. meth is actually a pretty garbage drug and cocaine isn't much better, this shit sucks to abuse long term and you have to really hate yourself to be a "stimulant addict" and do cocaine/meth for years and years and ONLY cocaine and meth like wtf there are many more stimulants than just 2

    smoking bad but chewing nicotine gum is fun as shit and legal

    I never even got to try this shit before they banned it for literally no reason
  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Just finished clearing two more 300 meter lanes on the tractor for the shooting range I'm building.

    real "americans" use yards
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real "americans" use yards

    Real American soldiers are trained to aim and shoot using meters pooh.
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Real American soldiers are trained to aim and shoot using meters pooh.

    They should train them to aim and shoot using sights and guns...it would be more effective.
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