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  1. Posted for wholesome





  2. Originally posted by Kafka

    I’m not worrying about her because she’s been making people worry for a decade and I just don’t believe she’s gonna die anymore, too many false alarms.

    Eeew jfc


  3. Wine cellar
  4. Rented out an entire bed n breakfast n bar. Drinking wine.
  5. Sleepy. In walnut creek. Hi peedy.
  6. Also i assume youve had imaging done on your neck/back/pussy/crack? I dont get headaches super often but when i do its a stabbing pain right below my eyebrows and behind my ear. Doc said its from the pinched nerves in my neck.
  7. :( I love you, bb


    I was also gonna suggest ergotamine. I think they still inject it directly into the brain to treat severe migraines
  8. At work on time. Had espresso n a spinach eggs and pancetta wrap. My meds have kicked in nicely and im not hurting as much as i was yesterday. Bought a watch and a simple tungsten ring and some new boots and shirts and shit to wear. Headed to napa on thursday n were all supposed to go to some spa but i feel weird being naked around her parents and i dont want anyone touching my gross callused feet. Got certified for some stuff thatll help me make some decent money, but i still need to be looking for a legit job with benefits and insurance and vacation time and shit.
  9. Originally posted by Sudo Who is that savant troll who designed an OS that couldn't access the internet and died on track tracks in the pacific northwest? You? It's you isn't it?

    Our Lord and Savior Terry Davis

  10. You guys sound like John Enward, originator of the N Word.
  11. Originally posted by CandyRein Ya … those damn people dancing all around and chit.. they should be on a forum complaining..jfc loll

    I wasnt saying anything about you. Its just that everyone on tiktok is just so desperate for attention. Its one big LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME and its kind of pathetic.
  12. Originally posted by CandyRein


    Nooo Kevin! Noooo😆😭

    jfc tiktok is cancer
  13. Yeah they run in pamplona
  14. Originally posted by Rape Monster Do her tits fart?

    Only when i squish them n make sweaty then my peepee go
  15. peel back his face to reveal the impasta
  16. im feeling ants. I left a piece of chicken skin in a bowl n now im too lazy n tired to try to fight them so imma just hakuuna matata n let them clean up my crumbs n stuff but if these niggas keep gettin in my bed with me imma grab my dab torches n start blastin.
  17. Moved in with gf temporarily. She wanted to go to some bar the other night after closing night if a play she performed in. Play was kinda ass but her part was good n i could drink in the theatre so i just had a bunch of beers n my flask by my feet. No one else wanted to go to this rowdy ass mexican bar but she said they had fishbowl sized margaritas n she wants to go. So we go, blah blah. I drink 2 margs n some don julio n at some point i drag her on the dance floor to grind to some regayton. She drinks like 3/4 of one n all of a sudden shes like plastered. Long story short i have to hold her hair while everyone waiting in line to get in watches her puke, i end up having to drive her home. So now not only are we not in a bar or area im familiar with, in MY car, but now Im too drunk, and cant leave my car or else itll get towed. Hop a median, blow my tire, fuck up the rim and my alignment. And then while im cursing, putting on the spare she finds a little box some girl gave me for valentines day and starts grilling me in who she is and did we fuck and blahblahblah. I said i havent asked the name of every random dude and chick youve fucked in the last year so maybe stfu for a bit. So im even more broke than i was before. Got a new credit card with 21 month 0% APR balance transfer tho tho so imma run up another 5k or so of stuff i need then quickly dump it all on that card.

    She cries a lot but we do cute shit and have a ton of sex and she bites me like i like and lets me choke her. The dogs like me n sleep on my shirts when im gone n sandwich in between us at night. Supposed to be driving up north to meet her parents next weekend n attend her brothers college graduation. Im kinda nervous bc im essentially a trailer park boi with no life experience ti speak of and theyre all pretty straight laced, motivated, well paid and well adjusted all american individuals. But i texted her dad a picture of me smiling holding her hair while she puked and he gave me the thumbs up emoji so he pretty cool i think n if we talk shop he can tell me how it feels to make a milly a year doing nerd shit and i can tell him how to flip packs for the sinaloans.

    tl;dr- i have no idea whats going on in my life.
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