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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Originally posted by Bradley same i love intteracial creampies

    Yuck
  2. Originally posted by Sudo By family Vinyard do you mean her family owns a Vinyard? That's like a level 98 rich white person achievement

    Yeah they live in Napa. They also make their own olive oil. When she casually mentioned how much her dad makes per year i thought she was making a hyperbolic joke but apparently they ballin out of control. The hotel theyre staying in this week is like $2200 a night. Completely outside my scope of understanding bc ive akways been dirt poor.

    But i talked to them on the phone n they seem like pretty wholesome, down to earth people
  3. Drinking good wine from gfs family vineyard watching black sails n spooning the dog since shes gone for a week n im watching the hpuse.
  4. Turns out my dick doesnt have herpes i just get lil canker sore looking dealies a couple times a year so i can still jizz wherever i feel like
  5. Pooping at work. Learning to poop in front of a cute girl opens up whole new poopy horizons.
  6. Content living the simple life. I have been alotted 3 drawers in which to put my work clothes and other essentials, and the code to the complex n parking.
  7. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wage the war on organized crime
    Sneak attacks, rappel down the rocks, behind the lines
    Some people risk to employ me, some people live to destroy me
    Either way, they die… they die!

    Megadeth?
  8. RiP
  9. Originally posted by Wariat can even be human? they are so irrational. Its like they are some weird scared insenct or something and not human. How the hell do you look at a man at whatever age you are as a female (I wont say it) and stare even him down or look at him so long he turns away, continue to look at him while playing pool with your group even as he sees you look up at him while he watches the game of pool being played, and later as he walks away somewhere else you either get your male friends to try starting shit with the staff saying the guy was checking you out or actually feel this way when you clearly were the one looking and even stared him down that youre some fucking victim or they are jhelous little fucks and you dont stop them from starting some shit?



    Originally posted by Wariat or how these polish girls stare at you or check you out but when you walk by and say hello to you or dzien dobry or good day they act all weird (deer in a headlight stare) and wont utter a word even back. what sort of a fucking rude bitch attitude is this? who raises the youth these days?



    Originally posted by Wariat or in a fucking bar wont even join you or talk but are sure willing to turn their heads checking you out. makes no fucking sense. maybe its just poland guys?



    Originally posted by Wariat but even the younger girls act like this in usa. its just worse in poland. or some in usa do. I remember I was in a boxing gym and held the bag for this chick and she stood outside alone in the cold waiting for a while so I offered her a ride. being curteous and all. and she was just as into me as i into her again the staring from far away i noticed after we did the bag holding session which the main gym owner or coach asked if i could help her with. and all of a sudden the next day he tells me her tattood ex con step dad wants to stab me or some shit because i was checking out his daughters tits as i held the bag and offered her a fucking ride.
  10. Im pretty much the same on here as i am irl. Im fridndly n everyone likes me n i hste pedochiles
  11. Originally posted by aldra retracted

    Yeah its kinda dope. Rn im sleeping in her nice apartment in da hillz. Already gave me my own keycode for keyless entry so i can come n go when i want.
  12. Originally posted by Kafka Garlic, red onion, bacon and pineapple.

    I just made a bacon, prosciutto, onion, tomato pizza with a pesto sauce
  13. Grabbed a bottle of wine, gonna make her banana pancakes for dinner n we gonna watch californication.
  14. Originally posted by aldra is that the one who keeps trying to introduce you to her husband

    you idiot

    Nah this ones 25 n unmarried
  15. Also loved
  16. Originally posted by Solstice Sounds like me on Xanax

    I want GHB n im willing to sell plasma to g3t it
  17. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Going to watch that Kevin Costner film: Nonces with Wolves, not seen it in years.

    I fuckin love that movie
  18. Originally posted by Wariat lol how was the ass? soggy?

    What kind of nasty ass are u getting that its soggy?
  19. Originally posted by CandyRein You look so happy Casper…look at that twinkle in your eye..❤️

    Congratulations Eowww!

    Thx candy. I am pretty happy. Its a weird feeling but im just rollin with it. 😁
  20. Originally posted by frala Well I wouldn't go that far, but he does look like George Clooney trying to dance with a dead girl in Weekend at Bernadette's.

    She was verrrrrrry drunk n i was verrrrrry sober and this was the face i made the moment i realized shed been talking to all our friends about our sex life in explicit detail while id been waiting in line for our tacos.
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