Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Damn Casper is straight up hoeing his way into upward mobility. You are a straight up gigolo my nigga.
Lil u git to be mobile these days with cali woke hos like the one i met in malta.
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Moved in with gf temporarily. She wanted to go to some bar the other night after closing night if a play she performed in. Play was kinda ass but her part was good n i could drink in the theatre so i just had a bunch of beers n my flask by my feet. No one else wanted to go to this rowdy ass mexican bar but she said they had fishbowl sized margaritas n she wants to go. So we go, blah blah. I drink 2 margs n some don julio n at some point i drag her on the dance floor to grind to some regayton. She drinks like 3/4 of one n all of a sudden shes like plastered. Long story short i have to hold her hair while everyone waiting in line to get in watches her puke, i end up having to drive her home. So now not only are we not in a bar or area im familiar with, in MY car, but now Im too drunk, and cant leave my car or else itll get towed. Hop a median, blow my tire, fuck up the rim and my alignment. And then while im cursing, putting on the spare she finds a little box some girl gave me for valentines day and starts grilling me in who she is and did we fuck and blahblahblah. I said i havent asked the name of every random dude and chick youve fucked in the last year so maybe stfu for a bit. So im even more broke than i was before. Got a new credit card with 21 month 0% APR balance transfer tho tho so imma run up another 5k or so of stuff i need then quickly dump it all on that card.
She cries a lot but we do cute shit and have a ton of sex and she bites me like i like and lets me choke her. The dogs like me n sleep on my shirts when im gone n sandwich in between us at night. Supposed to be driving up north to meet her parents next weekend n attend her brothers college graduation. Im kinda nervous bc im essentially a trailer park boi with no life experience ti speak of and theyre all pretty straight laced, motivated, well paid and well adjusted all american individuals. But i texted her dad a picture of me smiling holding her hair while she puked and he gave me the thumbs up emoji so he pretty cool i think n if we talk shop he can tell me how it feels to make a milly a year doing nerd shit and i can tell him how to flip packs for the sinaloans.
I added some random semi cute ratchet whyte gurl who's apparently been to jail before on social media and now we've been talking for a while and will probably hook up at some point.
I'm just telling you fuys this in case you ever feel a little bit of sympathy for me and me loife, you can refer to this post as confirmation it is 100% my own doing
Originally posted by Sudo
I added some random semi cute ratchet whyte gurl who's apparently been to jail before on social media and now we've been talking for a while and will probably hook up at some point.
I'm just telling you fuys this in case you ever feel a little bit of sympathy for me and me loife, you can refer to this post as confirmation it is 100% my own doing
that is actually our plurals and you will be hit up for rent money soon, keep it a hunnit
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Originally posted by Sudo
I added some random semi cute ratchet whyte gurl who's apparently been to jail before on social media and now we've been talking for a while and will probably hook up at some point.
I'm just telling you fuys this in case you ever feel a little bit of sympathy for me and me loife, you can refer to this post as confirmation it is 100% my own doing
if things go wrong just quietly chop her up and dispose of her accordingly, sounds like a nobody who wouldn't be noticed missing
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I want a pet duck. I want a dog. I want them to be friends. I want the duck to live outside, in a duck-house that is directly adjacent to my house but still outside. However the duck will be able to come and go as it pleases. I will probably install a ducky-door to allow the duck easy access. The dog can also use this door. It will lead to the yard, where my duck and my dog can be friends at any time.
This is my new plan. I will throw so e cats into the equation at some point as well.
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
I want a pet duck. I want a dog. I want them to be friends. I want the duck to live outside, in a duck-house that is directly adjacent to my house but still outside. However the duck will be able to come and go as it pleases. I will probably install a ducky-door to allow the duck easy access. The dog can also use this door. It will lead to the yard, where my duck and my dog can be friends at any time.
This is my new plan. I will throw so e cats into the equation at some point as well.
I literally finished me chicken coop tn and put the birds out there. I think they'll be ok but I still worry that the family of thr raccoon I killed last night will want revenge
Dude brother Mouzone is om3 of my favorite characters too, he reads harpers back when it was good and executes with precision. I forget his right hand man's name.
Back when I got more seriously into Islam as a daily practice I was on house arrest and studied 5 percenters and NOI as part of my worldview. I really wanted to be as righteous as brother mouzone. If I recall they made him do something questionable so he wasn't everyone's favorite killah
I want a yard so my dog can always be free to run around and shit and whatever. Of course I will clean up the dog shit but I want him to be able to do it freely. I will probably keep a bag of soil,in my yard just to cover areas of dog shit I have to clean up. The soil will help to cover up the residual dog shit on the grass and help it get reabsorbed into nature.
