2022-05-13 at 9:32 PM UTC
Who are you John Dicks (inventor of Dick's Sporting Goods)?
2022-05-13 at 10:24 PM UTC
pulling scabs off my penis
2022-05-13 at 10:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rape Monster
they are driving me crazy, i got them from too much dry rubbing
Lube lube lube! Much better, or do it in the shower with suds🛁💭🧼
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2022-05-13 at 11:57 PM UTC
Rented out an entire bed n breakfast n bar. Drinking wine.
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2022-05-14 at 12:14 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Rented out an entire bed n breakfast n bar. Drinking wine.
shalom
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2022-05-14 at 12:18 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm playing hide and seek with myself and can't find me so idk if I'm winning or losing. Feels like losing 😔
2022-05-14 at 12:47 AM UTC
About to shoot myself in the brain
Just kidding I've gotten rid of my firearms for my own safety.
2022-05-14 at 1:36 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
wakin up slowly, drankin coffee smokin a doobie planning my demise, I gotta put a 4 foot set of staging up on the peak of the roof then get up on it and scrape and paint the gable end of the house . its the worst house to start my year off with fur sure,, the good is after I live through that part the rest of the house is butter
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2022-05-14 at 1:40 PM UTC
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