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  2. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I think there's some correlation between a massive increase in my frequency of jherking off and my depression. Like I can tell when the chemicals are getting outta whack because suddenly I feel like whacking off all the time.

    Did you split from ur gorl?
  3. Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Fancy car crashes, gets looted. Wimpy little driver tries to escape, crashes again, gets beaten and robbed.

    Welcome to glamorous Los Angeles, 2022

    I fucking hate living here tbh.
  4. Originally posted by Wariat



    Originally posted by Wariat what i dont get and maybe star trek can help me understand why fo polish females even like 20 treat me like some garbage at the bars or pnline dsting or social mefia in poland youve seen how they are to us star trek but females their age or maybe even then would fuk a dog?



    Originally posted by Wariat https://www.facebook.com/Sonya-Artofzoo-216382853728816
    https://www.facebook.com/GirlznDogz



    Originally posted by Wariat if you have a one night stand you dont deal any of that relationship shit anyway. thats all i want is one night stand but with humans.



    Originally posted by Wariat https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2022/05/12/mirabel-the-wondrous-life-of-lady-who-had-sex-with-dogs/



    Originally posted by Wariat https://www.facebook.com/100074214900655/posts/155981903552306/



    Originally posted by Wariat https://www.facebook.com/100076962014006/posts/151695674072499/



    Originally posted by Wariat https://www.facebook.com/100076962014006/posts/672037760505970/?substory_index=672037760505970



    Originally posted by Wariat https://www.facebook.com/100076962014006/posts/116976830877717/



    Originally posted by Wariat https://www.facebook.com/100074214900655/posts/122412956909201/

    kys
  5. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I've got a headache from this day.
    This is the second day in a row I've gotten a headache now.
    All I want to do is get to work at a decent time and start my week off making money.

    My girlfriend and I were talking about living off 1 income while we save the entirety of the other income.
    I'd like to see if I can make that work.

    let me guess whos income thats gonna be?
  6. Also whats gucci nigga?
  7. Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian i wish i was joking. the only reason i can write this here im sure is because theres absolutely no way anyone in their right mind would believe me. anyways what should i do about this lol

    U have his phone number right?
  8. Im doing yoga and eating pineapple and kava tea bc my back hurts and i cant sleep. I feel like an achy bag of hams. I still had a bagof fentanyl somewhere that i dug out when i was trying to euthanize my cat.
  9. Id meet up with anyone, really. Ive met up with some posters in sketchy ass locations n it always worked out fine. Some people are a bit awkward but if you get drugs or get shmammered its no biggie.
  10. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Cumming too fast

    Not possible. Nature has fine tuned you to be as frighteningly efficient as you can be.

    I just try to wait to fuck until im late for work and then im like SHIT LOOK AT THE TIME WE BETTER WRAP THIS UP ILL GET U BACK NEXT TIME K? N then just bust a fat nut.

    any time spent balls deep in a gurl is time youre vulnerable to knife and spider attacks so you gotta be carful
  11. Originally posted by Rape Monster I ordered an electric nectar collector, comes with a tube for water filtration and theres a bubbler attachment u can get for it too


    Nectar collector is what i call a j3ws nose when im at work
  12. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You can just throw brown people into a volcano

    They already do that to themselves so it kinda takes away the fun. They think it brings a good harvest or fertile pussies or someshit. As i understand it that was the plot of Moana.
  13. What are you, Way Gay John Jay? progenitor of being way gay?
  14. id suplex you into a pool full of baby aligators
  15. In Blood Meridian they piss into a volcano and make gunpowder to use to kill brown people
  16. I domt agree with what you did to those kids but i do think you deserve to find happiness . Vaya con dinos peedy.
  17. Imma get stem cells in my spine and become the next wim hof
  18. Originally posted by Sudo Those sequoias/redwoods are beautiful but you're kinda michael Jackson gripping that newborn who looks like she might fall.

    Very glad you're making some happy positive memories. Pictures of my life would look pretty fucking whyte tr@$H tbh fam I won't subject yall to that, I really only take pictures of my kid too because almost everything else is gay. I almost posted a picture of him on social media the other day and caption it "I'll always Love you, even if you turn out to be gay ❤️"

    I tried to get her to sleep for like 2 hrs and holding her like a football was the only way shed stop crying.
  19. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You should start making YouTube videos and dispensing general wisdom from an armchair via life stories, like the laptop repair guy, Louis Rossman.

    I love that dude
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