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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nah some vodka is trash and terrible to drink straight. I tend to go with European vodkas, specifically Scandinavian I never have a problem drinking that straight

    If you're a MAN it isn't terrible at all. I drink all alcohol straight. Mixed drinks are for women and children.

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian All alcoholic beverages are the same. Its ethanol. Its diluted with water to make a certain strength.

    You buy a whiskey its got its own impurities which give it a murky brown appearance. Is it rancid? It is rusty? Does it taste oddly like cow dung, or urine? Is it Nigerian? Sweat? Garbage juices? Theres a reason why people are ethanol aficionados but not so much are pure product aficionados. The mash, barrel, and aging all have a profound effect on the end products purity.

    Except that's not what they use to make whiskey. It can't go rancid, or rusty, and they don't put dung, urine, sweat, or garbage juice in there. Maybe in Russia that is the case, which is why everybody drinks vodka, but in the civilized world of the Americas this is not a problem.

    There's a reason vodka is literally the cheapest alcohol you can buy. It's because it's also the shittiest.
  2. https://twitter.com/RealYungCripp/status/1209253508454768641
  3. Originally posted by HTS Merry XXXmas.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS HTS

    MAY YOUR TITS BE EVER LOADED WITH SALSA DE TORITO
  4. Originally posted by Misguided Russian Stolichnaya vodka.

    All vodka is the same. Water and alcohol. Smooth and not smooth. Grain or potato. There is no complexity to it.

    When I buy a whiskey it's got it's own distinct flavor. Is it woodsy? Is it sweet? Does it taste oddly of vanilla, or cinnamon? Is it Irish? Malt. Bourbon? Rye? Blended? There's a reason people are whiskey aficionados but not so many (if any at all?) are vodka aficionados. The mash, barrel, and aging all have a profound effect on the end product.

    If I were going to buy vodka, I would buy the second cheapest bottle, which is a handle of Skol. It comes out to about 15 after tax, and tastes exactly the same as Stolichnaya.
  5. Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal lol @ a mexican thinking it's above malt liquor

    Evidently I am, and you're not. Malt liquor is for alcoholics. And besides I'm looking for LIQUOR at a reasonable price. Malt liquor is just strong beer, and not actual liquor.

    Originally posted by A College Professor have you tried modelo before nigga

    Yes. I'm not buying beer.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Jagermeister

    Now we're getting somewhere. I've already tried it though. Not a fan. Merry Christmas Scron.
  6. SCANNED THE THREAD

    NO TRANSLATIONS

    STILL A FAKE CHINK, VINNY IS
  7. A BIG MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO, MOMMY

    MAY YOUR STOCKINGS BE STUFFED FULL WITH RED RICE AND FRIJOLES CHARROS
  8. Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Two cans of hurricane



    Originally posted by Erekshun Yeah, a bunch of malt liquor nigga.

    Ugh no.
  9. In your opinion of course

    What's a nice quality booze at that price point which isn't evan williams
  10. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO STAR AND GADZOOKS

    LET YOUR CHRISTMAS BE LOADED WITH HOT WHISKEY SPIKED PONCHE
  11. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO CASPER AND MISGUIDED RUSSIAN

    MAY YOUR CHRISTMAS BE FULL OF HOT, THICK ATOLE.
  12. BUPM
  13. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO FONA, WELLHUNG, OCT, AND FINNY

    HOPE TODAY IS FULL OF TAMALES AND LOVE
  14. Originally posted by Fonaplats Merry xmas.

    Bitch nigga
  15. Originally posted by AngryIVer Not a landlord, and the fact I would want my property pristine would make me the opposite of a slumlord. Furthermore, let's say you were the tenant and you DID damage property; everything that isn't covered by your security deposit would then be garnished from your wages or taken out of your state tax return, so not only will you pay for the damages, you'll pay for the most expensive jack ass I can find to fix something I could have painted over for $15.

    Not how it works. Tenants don't just get free reign to destroy shit.
  16. Merry Christmas niggas
  17. Originally posted by Octavian I thought you were ok till that nonce shit but why would anyone troll being a nonce, makes no sense?

    Not just troll

    He wrote pedo literotica
  18. Originally posted by AngryIVer Um, everyone knows who I am, dumb ass. You're the only one who doesn't. Pretty sure everyone else figured it out by the 3rd post.

    Nah you're probably just not important enough to remember.
  19. Originally posted by HTS Shame you couldn't figure not to fucking do this at Christmas dinner with my parents. Fuck. Plane tickets back to your hometown are like $160 one-way starting next month. Figure it out.

    Fucking retard.

    LOL

    Lets hear it

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