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2019-12-24 at 9:13 PM UTCToday is penis inspection day if you love god you'll follow me to the backThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-24 at 9:13 PM UTCNo? Just me?
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2019-12-24 at 9:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Did you sing out loud? Did you WORSHIP YOUR MAKER?
It was mostly a pagent for kids but I sang. I thought it was extremely tacky they played the little drummer boy during the offering which is about a little boy who cant offer anytjinf to the lil bby haysoos but a song on his drum
TACKY
church is weird af I was very uncomfortable the whole time
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Why, as a Muslim, did you go to church? Aren't you used to those crowds from going to islamitemple anyway?
I went because other people convinced me to go. I didnt know how to dress so I wore a suit and no one else was nearly as dressed up. It wasnt the crowd it was everything going on and nuclear family white people give me anxiety. I felt they would judge me given the chance. It was just basically a sacreligious pagent for kids which Im sure they enjoyed but it was fucking weird. They had projector screens, cookies and crafts for the kids and hand sanitizer in every aisle.
Going to Juma is during the day so people file in whenever they can get off work and it is clearly adult oriented in theme. This was more like an elementary school Christmas pagent. Im sure it sounds weird to say as a white person but that many white people make me uncomfortable. By white people I mean 2 parent household live in a bubble whites and I respect their right to exist but they are really not my people -
2019-12-24 at 9:49 PM UTCYeah, rich white people churches are weird. Big projector screens, televisions, sound systems. It doesn't really mean anything but it FEELS commercialized and fake. A lot of those people only come for Christmas/Easter too so its not the regular crowd. I'm sure you weren't the only one feeling out of place.
Mexican Christmas church is better. We go to a normal mass for like an hour thirty minutes, then you can stay for the nativity play, and after they serve posole and tamales with hot cups of atole.
I remember going to a white church one year and they were talking about kids needing to be good for Santa??? Just felt off.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-24 at 10:06 PM UTCIslam kind of has it covered as far as not letting anyone be superior to another but people still find ways to show off. I remember during my first Umrah seeing the poor man with his plain white sheets versus the rich man with his 3 safety pinned towel type sheet that is designed to be as comfortable as possible while still technically being one unsewn sheet of fabric. People will find yin and yang wherever they can.
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2019-12-24 at 10:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE Islam kind of has it covered as far as not letting anyone be superior to another but people still find ways to show off. I remember during my first Umrah seeing the poor man with his plain white sheets versus the rich man with his 3 safety pinned towel type sheet that is designed to be as comfortable as possible while still technically being one unsewn sheet of fabric. People will find yin and yang wherever they can.
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2019-12-24 at 10:31 PM UTCWhite people churches aren't authentic churches they are like taco bell and Chinese food restaurantsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-24 at 11:49 PM UTC
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2019-12-25 at 1:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah, rich white people churches are weird. Big projector screens, televisions, sound systems. It doesn't really mean anything but it FEELS commercialized and fake. A lot of those people only come for Christmas/Easter too so its not the regular crowd. I'm sure you weren't the only one feeling out of place.
Mexican Christmas church is better. We go to a normal mass for like an hour thirty minutes, then you can stay for the nativity play, and after they serve posole and tamales with hot cups of atole.
I remember going to a white church one year and they were talking about kids needing to be good for Santa??? Just felt off.
If not for us, you’d be having church in front of a ziggurat while some dude with jaguar fangs through his lips tosses your sisters skull down a flight of stairs.
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2019-12-25 at 3:07 AM UTCMerry Christmas to my fellow nigs and your families.
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2019-12-25 at 3:08 AM UTCLol you fags go to church??The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-25 at 3:09 AM UTCLol no.
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2019-12-25 at 3:15 AM UTCI go to the Church of Plantessi and our sacrament is intravenous heroin.
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2019-12-25 at 3:56 AM UTCChurch went bad
I was a derp and derped
Sundas will be better
I also lowkey criticized the church and promoted Islam to my dad
That was dumb too
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2019-12-25 at 4:05 AM UTCHad such a good time.
Thanks for the vodka, grandma. -
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2019-12-25 at 12:15 PM UTC
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2019-12-25 at 1:49 PM UTCMerry Christmas niggas
