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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Sophie is a pedophile

    shits his pants

    has no style

    fat gentile

    gets turned on by juveniles
  2. Originally posted by Sophie Friendly reminder that i did it better and about a more interesting topic.
    https://niggasin.space/thread/11160?p=5#post-163606

    >bringing up two year old shit posts because you have no game in 2019
  3. Kirk- Angry guy probably taking too many testosterone injections. Likes to assault women and generally just makes some of the worst decisions of any star trek captain. If he just listened to Spock he'd avoid 99% of the problems he runs into. Constantly endangers his crew by being overly violent and getting locked up or his crew punished.

    Sisko- Another overly emotional captain except he actually makes good decisions. Needs to keep his anger in check. Does not know how to parent whatsoever and he's way too much of a risk taker for a dude in command of a fucking space station.

    Picard- God tier captain. Makes all the right decisions. Emotionally balanced. Solves the problems of his crew. Basically perfect in every which way and as thus is one of the most accomplished captains in the Federation. That's why they put him on a top of the line, cutting edge star class cruiser. He deals with time warps, worm holes, alternate dimensions, new species, and just about anything else you can throw at him, with GRACE.

    Picard is the best star trek captain of all time. Change my mind.
  4. Now, this is a story all about how
    My ass got whipped-turned inside out
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a guy with chest-hair


    Sewers of rodentia born and raised
    In the storm drain was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    Parachutin' some 8-balls outside of the school
    When a girl named hydro who was up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little rape and my mom got scared
    She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle with chest-hair'
  5. Originally posted by Rrr Coughing has a strange taste like phlegmblood. It has a strong iron taste to it

    The only iron you're gonna taste

    Is a 45

    In your FACE

    Sippin cough syrup, thinking you're Ace

    But all you're gonna get

    Is a spray of MACE

    Thats right.

    In your FACE

    Creeping Facebook stabbing girls

    Cuz u cant

    Get

    LAID

    The shitty white race

    Cant even get

    To third base

    Cause you've got sploo

    Who can't

    Tie a shoe lace

    WORD
  6. Also finny

    Make it 'gay porn poster' or something
  7. Originally posted by CASPER Im bored. Can we just make Pence president already so everyone will b happy?

    I don't actually want to see Trump removed for that reason. I don't want him to be pardoned and I dont want Pence to have power.

    Democrats will 100% rule this upcoming election, as we can see in state and other local election trends across the country.

    House will impeach. Senate will deny to remove. Trump will lose the election. Democrats will win. He will face justice.

    I mean if he can't even win boomer telephone polls on FOX there is clearly something wrong.
  8. My dick is hard like diamond

    I'm in my prime and

    Despite all of these poop fucks

    Im still climbin

    Bois they chimin

    Ringing on my phone liek

    "do you have time and

    I'd really like to fuck you

    With your dick like

    Diamond"
  9. It looks like a low poly version of the warthogs from Halo
  10. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Thank you for your cooperation in proving the truth of my previous statement. You have been very helpful…


    Ok Boomer
  11. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Let's see what Burr and Durham have to say. Michael Horowitz has no power to charge.

    Yes, because the recent legal adviser appointed by Trump is surely unbiased.
  12. It's funny how he wanted to repeal what Obama did but the ACA was way too damn popular even among Republicans.
  13. Originally posted by DietPiano You're also brown, dumb, unemployed and depressed.

    Again, just plain wrong. You're projecting HARD kiddo.
  14. Can we go back to this

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Democracy can fuck off and die. I'll stick with my Republic.

    because fucking lol
  15. Originally posted by ORACLE 3 for 3 incorrect, nice fanfic tho.

    DietPiano is just mad he doesn't have a jacuzzi in his guest bedroom
  16. Originally posted by DietPiano Then why is he brown, dumb, and depressed?

    I've visited him IRL. His main home is probably bigger and nicer than anything you've ever been in.
  17. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country แถ สณแต‰แต‰ สฐแต‰แตƒหกแต—สฐแถœแตƒสณแต‰

    -Said guy with nationalized Healthcare
  18. https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/doj-ig-found-fbi-officials-heading-russia-probe-did-not-act-out-of-anti-trump-bias

    Conspiracy theorists about to flock
  19. You know Cardi B...

    But have you ever heard of Zyklon B?
  20. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What did you mean by that?

    ???
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