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2018-09-24 at 12:23 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

(5 picture max my ass fuck you lan ny)

NIGGAS! MY NIGGAS!

I've returned, you can stop worrying and get a good night sleep. I am not balogna nacho, who would have surely perished in this hurricane.

I look back at my old replies and it appears I devolved into some sort of evolutionary creature , from an earlier, simpler time.

First of all, I'm sorry I don't have the amazing footage and pictures I promised. It was hard to get any good footage as the worst times were at night, and I couldn't open my front door to get much because it would have obviously blown the front door off at best times. This is a quick thread going over some things, but if I ever transfer the stuff from my other camera I might make another thread but by then Florence will already be older news than it arleady is.

I wandered around the house 3 days, some windows boarded but dark out always, non stop wind and rain, unsure if it was day or night or morning or what. My sleep was FUCKED, and with lack of tiz (oh I'm gucci now tho) it made it all that more difficult. But yeah it was a long and confusing 3 days, you wake up and think man theres no way its still hurricaning out *stumble to front door* *WHOOOSHH* "Good lord it feels like its been doing this a week" Heres a random picture of a tree on a house. And a short video with no sound of some of the gusts.

The worst by far, was after the storm. When the sun came out, and eating, sleeping, and staying clean was quite a chore.

The heat of Monday morning, and from what the radio was saying at least a minimum of a few days without electricity, was going to be the shitkicker. And of course I was one of the last to get power, 9 FUCKING DAYS WITHOUT POWER. Whens the last time you went that long without power? Its HOT, your supplies are LOW, the inhabits of the city are scampering around like rats in hopes of finding fuel and ice. Fist fights breaking out over snicker bars.

I looked and felt like this day in and day out, soon getting used to waking up to the backfire of the neighbors generator, or just some random loud noise, drenched in sweat.

A puzzle, a radio, an acoustic guitar, and lanterns/flashlights keep me sane and somewhat entertained in the days of heat and pooping in a toilet, only to go outside and get a bucket of water to pour into the toilet to get it to flush (Yeah thats how it works for those you retards arguing about how flushing toilets work)

Oh yeah I made it ON the radio and got to call in! And they were all "Hello you're on the air" and I was like "Oh dude are you serious? YEAAHHH I've never made it on the air before whats up!!?!" and now I am a local celebrity.

I parked my car at my friends house because she asked me to so people would think she's home and wouldn't get robbed, which I didn't understand because by her liberal mind people will only come out and help everyone after a catastrophe right?!? Nobody would think of taking advantage of the situation and looting and breaking in would they?!? That'd be racist to think!! God what a fucking idiot she is.

So while I park my car in suburban retard zone some of the only damage done was when some dumbass didn't put up their grill and it flew into my Volkswagen.

On the 5th or so day with no power, I got to watch copters put a spotlight across the street cause apparently sheriffs had to come get some dude out of a trailer because the heat/lack of medication got to him and he was shooting off guns and acting erratic. Of course I'm not a weak minded person, so I was still mentally in-tact and thriving.

All in all I'm glad I stayed to make sure everything was okay and I'd be here if family needed me. Might have caused a rift/end in one of the longest friendships I've ever had, but if she doesn't understand why I stayed and I should be just as mad she abandoned me, then our friendship must not have been worth much of a damn anyway.

There will be more threads from this possibly to come. Hope you enjoyed, and thanks for your thoughts and prayers, even though you knew I wouldn't need the, as RisiR stated, I have 5 star survival ability.

But I do appreciate the thanks! I hope you faggots never have to go this long without power. We truly are lucky to have the modern amenities we are. So go over to your air conditioner and give it a big hug, and thank it for keeping you comfortable.

2018-09-16 at 3:05 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

Infinityshit

HAH! eBagger know squrells smarter than you

You born out of mothers asshole?

You make me waste precious battery to explain communication?

It called spotty cell service and limited battery charges shit face

Donottellthem posts like negro man >:(

Me will update again in future, when supplies not so limited >:(

2018-09-16 at 2:23 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

eBagger give update!

No power. Much wind, much rain.

Me think back on great before time, before angry sky whoosh all over city. Me wonder where go wrong. Me think homo man and dark man anger sky.

eBagger now living in some pre-cambrian era

eBagger say life without electricity not life worth living. Me use enjoy big meals. Me now happy find crackers.

eBagger say enjoy fancy cold air and fancy toilet that flush, me evolve with my surrounding. Homo erectus evolve much.

balogna nacho sound like he too good to shit in bucket? HAH! Too good to play with sticks when precous modern day commodities don’t work? HAH. Me piss on you and your tribe.

Me laugh at your soft nature

eBagger appreciate reply and thanks. They have brought temporary laughter in harsh new world

Me go pray to sky. Me will provide photo picture of destruction when can. Most of handheld talky device not work. Miracle me make this post.

Me go listen to puzzle, and put together radio. Much recreational listening!

Sun bless u all :o

2018-09-14 at 3:52 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

Oh my!

You guys love the hurricane thread! You really love it!

I can't work on this post to long, winds are picking up. I like to double check things before I post, ensuring the highest quality post, but ain't got time fo dat.

The thanks are helping lower the strength of Florence, and while simultaneously giving me strength.

So far its been bitch shit.

I still have fucking power and internet. Just made popcorn. HAH. "Everyone Evacuate" my ass.

I heard a boom a little while ago and the power blipped, perhaps a blown transformer in the distance?

I would take pictures but its all dark out, but its supposed to be here for a while so I'm sure I'll have some damage or action to report tomorrow.

Thank you all for the support <3 Stay tuned for more updates.

Originally posted by apric0t Sorry to hear Bags, stay dry!

Is your best freind the cuckenator?

Yah thats her.

Originally posted by mmQ Don't forget your Panny doll!

I got em'

Originally posted by Zanick This thread is my only connection to the outside world right now so please keep updating me not just on the storm but also general cultural trends and geopolitics as you read in newspapers etc, thank you

oh shit zankick, amateur meteorologist ebagger here. Your personal update. Rainy and windy for forseeable day or two ahead. In further news, news says to go full 14/88. God luck and good speed.

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nice place to live btw, just drop your pole in that water and catch some supper.

Thanks mang yah I go fishin sometimes. I usually throw em back tho.

Originally posted by Bologna Nacho That's where I evacuated from, dumbass.
Let me know when they give the all clear.
I will have a lot of work to do for the next few weeks

First of all, you evacuated? HAH this is basically go outside and play weather. You weak muthafucka. Me and Florence laugh at u. If Florence doesn't destroy yo property I will. Smash yo windows, destroy yo bushes n shit for bein a bitch. So ya lotsa work.

second of all, okay I'll letchu know brudda.

2018-09-13 at 6:33 PM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

Well niggas its that time again

Last weather event, I took the S.S. Zoklet out for a paddle when Hurricane or tropical storm Arthur hit the coastline.

It became apparent my kayak was filling too rapidly to make it to the island. My cameras were destroyed and I was left wet and defeated.

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Present Day:

I'll be staying by myself, not too far from the incoming storm surge. I now have a waterproof camera, and expect to catch some excellent footage of the beauty nature has to offer.

You can already see the waves (the frothy part) crashing over the island.

After an argument with my best friend, over to leave or stay, she took her dog and started driving, and she'll be 7 hours to the north of me. I'm beginning to think I made a stupid decision to not go with her, make sure she is safe, and enjoy the conveniences of electricity and internet. And in text form she is letting me know how much of a selfish asshole I am for staying.

As the emergency broadcasts interrupts the regularly scheduled programming , and the once bright room becomes dark, with only slivers of light coming through the boards (usually never board windows) that I'll surely miss as nightfall comes, the full weight of my decisions bare down on me.

I've made sure to blame any misfortunes on any and everyone I know, especially close family who did not evacuate. Which reminds me

I hope you niggas are happy with this thread. If I die I blame lan ny and you the rest of you guys.

(1 thank = 1 prayer)

Also, thanks to lanman the S.S. Zoklet has been renamed the S. S. Nigga, and will only be used for emergency transportation purposes.

I am at the location of the blue dot.

I will keep you niggas updated for as long as technology and electricity will allow. I might go a while without posting for battery sake.

Of course I did not reup in time, and I am low on the medications that help keep me hootless, with only 7 Etizolam left.

I am about to clear out the storage on my mostly full phone, and prepare some funtivities for the inevitable loss of electricity. Of course I forgot MY GOD DAMN PUZZLE at my best friends house.

I will post again with updates, likely via mobile. Have an excellent day ahead.

2018-09-10 at 1:55 PM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterday

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

Originally posted by totse3.com So the ones along the coast of Northern California sting? I've seen them lots in the bay and I'v waded out in the water in the beach up to my chest and never been stung.

Maybe we have a variety that aren't poisonous or venemous. We have Manta Rays and Bat Rays.. cute little fuckers. I heard they make great taco meat (the wings) and the only thing I have ever been bit by was maybe a sand or a baby leopard shark.

I felt something pinch or bite down on my toe and it bleed like a mother fucker when I was wading out in the water. I stopped going in after that.

we have poisonous sumac and poison oak that hurts like shit. I fell on Poisonous Smumac ( or a cousin of it.. a cactus like plant) and it looked just like your leg. it had little poisonous needles that get jammed under your skin and break off.. like broken glass it felt like.

I thought they all sting

Originally posted by WE SMOOTH EBagger.. is that a Sentra with the stick shift you're sitting in?

Holy shit you can tell that by a close up shot of a seat cover?

But no

It's an automatic Nissan Truck

2018-09-09 at 12:52 AM UTC in I've been down 4 so long.

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Shits looking up. Thank everyone who wished me well. I think Doug put the energy into the universe for me to have a good night last night & tonight.

By God, from da WEST COAST to ATLANTA, I knew things would turn up

2018-09-08 at 9:51 PM UTC in I shook Donald J. Trumps hand, and it gave me strength and stamina

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

So I was paying attention to the campaign, watching his rallys every night on stream.

I check his schedule and low and behold he's coming to my town! I was like oh hell yeah this is gonna be sweet I'm gonna see him in person.

So I get up hella early and the friends I was supposed to go with bailed on me, but that wasn't gonna stop me I was gonna go by myself.

I get at UNCW like....3-4 hours early in the burning sun, and there are already a few hundred people in line.

Luckily a lone dude around my age strolls up behind me, decked out in FULL Trump attire. MAGA hat, Trump shirt, pins, the whole deal.

He was by himself so I strike up a conversation something like "dude nice Trump gear. Are you ready this is gonna be legendary". He was like "hell yeah man I drove 2 hours to get here. My friends all bailed on me but I didn't care I was coming." I was like "Hey my friends bailed on me last minute too! Well fuck em' we're more dedicated to the movement" and so on.

So there's shenanigans in line, got a video of a dude riling up the line, anti-trump people selling knockoff hats and pins and stuff.

I was kinda bummed we weren't going to get closer but the line was INSANE behind us so I figured we'd get a decent seat.

While we're standing we all move up some and I see secret service, dogs, all types of security. I'd forgotten I'd had like 3 Suboxone strips and some etizolam tucked away in my wallet. FUCK I ain't losing my place in line, so I ask my newfound buddy to hold my place and I haul ass back to my car and drop off the goods.

I run back and maybe an hour later its GO TIME. They start slowly letting people in.

Its our turn and I think I had to empty pockets or go through metal detector or something, and we get in the stadium and stand behind a small crowd that gathered around the rails. There are 2 sets, a VIP right up front, and then one with the general crowd.

Well my dude was brainstorming on how to get in VIP, as we didn't see ticket options or anything. We walked around and he asked some guys from Trumps campaign how you got to get in that area. Long story short since he was 100% Trump decked out, the guys from the campaign handed him a shitload of "Make America Great Again" and "The Silent Majority Stands with Trump" signs and ask him to put them all on the seats that were a level up where the people would be on camera behind Trump. He handed me half the signs and agreed but said "Yeah man we can do that, but let your guys know to let us in VIP" and the guy agreed.

OH YEAH! So we navigate our way to the upper area. I'm kinda nervous cause I see the crowd growing and if something falls through we'd end up way farther back than original. But we haul ass and lay a sign on every seat and get back down to the crowd. He went to the guy guarding VIP entrance and the dude was like naw you guys don't have a pass, so some original confusion but we found the dude who agreed and he waived to the dude to let is in.

SCOREEEEE Were in awe fucking middle front literally like 10 ft away the podium.

I was fat at the time (I know hard to imagine with my current muscular state) and had some redneck looking facial hair but you can see me pictured here, and then in the longer distance photo

And the picture has Rudy Juliani but as you see Trump posted it, and thats how far away we were. Dude in the blue shirt was my buddy I met and who essentially got me the opportunity to shake Trumps hand.

So the whole thing was awesome, got better position than I ever thought I would, shook the mans hand, which as I said I felt a little bit of his near unlimited strength and stamina, the same which was used to defeat low-energy Hilary.

I hope to find my photos and video of him walking by. I'm sure I still have them on an old phone but its pissing me off cause obviously those are photos I made sure I had. I was trying to a video of me shaking his hand but secret service was very aggressive and basically keeping everybodys hands down around him. After me and my dude shook his hand we look at each other, double hi-five and screamed "OH MY GOD WE SHOOK HIS HAND OHHH YEAHH THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER WOOOO"

We exchanged numbers so we could send each other the pictures we got. I still have his number I believe I should hit him up ask how he's Making America Great Again and stuff.

And I still have my sign to this day

And dats da story of how a nigga like me shook the most powerful man in the world's hand

So keep Making America Great Again, fellow niggas

2018-09-08 at 9:15 PM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterday

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

Originally posted by Sudo Do you still have chickens and stuff eBagger?

He died a couple years ago 8/

Originally posted by playingindirt @ eBagger

some just sting the heck out of you while others can make you feel nauseous to extremely ill.
their sting can be very mean.

Word yeah the box jellyfish kills yo ass. I had no nausea, just felt like barbs were sticking out of me but none were visible. If you can see from the pic of it healing it looks more like individual barbs were there though or something.

Originally posted by RisiR † You've met Donald "Two Terms" J. Trump? What's the story?

Hehe yeah. I'll make a thread on it. I was just browsing through my pics and I'm pissed I can't find the one I took of him super close and vid after he shook my hand but I got the tweet saved.

2018-09-08 at 7:14 PM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterday

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

Originally posted by playingindirt actually you lucked out that it got you while you were moving. It would have been much worse if you had been standing still. the tentacles would have been all up your and down your leg and probably your other leg too.

I've heard this.

When I see them washed up on the beach they always just look like stumpy fuckers. I mean I read alot about coastal sea creature but I didn't think they had tentacles that expand and wrap. Granted there are different types. I remember as a kid there was some migration of jellyfish and they looked like hamburgers looking down from the peir and there were fucking hundreds of em. Scared the shit outta me. I see the one pictured below wash up on shore alot

oops wrong pic

Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I grew up near the ocean my entire life. You feel a sting you swim.

Maybe I'm just a bitch then but when I felt that shit my ass started running

Originally posted by ohfralala I wouldn’t let Donald Trump touch me with a bag full of money attached to a 10 ft pole. Fucking barf.

Not sure if I've bragged on this, but I made it to Donald Trumps Twitter page, AND got to shake his fuckin' hand :)

2018-09-07 at 10:48 PM UTC in I've been down 4 so long.

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

You gon' work yo way back up to the top brudda hit that k00sh, get out the negative thought process, clean yo livin space, go on a lil jog and do some pushups. Shower and reflect like a pimp bruh

2018-09-07 at 10:42 PM UTC in I was just in vr

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

dude I got an HTC vive lets hangout in RecCenter or VRChat

2018-09-07 at 10:36 PM UTC in Rare possible racist easter egg in Elon Musk interview (video inside)

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

ahh well it was fun while it lasted

2018-09-07 at 7:49 PM UTC in OH YEAH I CAN GIVE THANKS NOW

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

Originally posted by tee hee hee T4t?

The hell you think a thank is

Some typa virtual barter?

Somethin to be thrown around willy nilly, not based on a posts merit but on its lust for thanks?

Watering down the meaning of a thanked post, one of above par and one of quality and meaning?

One that makes you question your very beliefs and way of living?

Sure.

2018-09-07 at 7:47 PM UTC in Rare possible racist easter egg in Elon Musk interview (video inside)

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

6/10 post

but that's besides the point

But have my first thanks brudda 👍

2018-09-07 at 7:20 PM UTC in Rare possible racist easter egg in Elon Musk interview (video inside)

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

White PEOPLE Connecticut. Ah FUCK YAH we'll see if anybody else agrees

2018-09-07 at 7:18 PM UTC in OH YEAH I CAN GIVE THANKS NOW

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

Sweet.

I demand my thanks be shown next to my name. Thanks gay lover faggot

2018-09-07 at 7:17 PM UTC in Mike Pence is a deep sea alliGAYtor

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

ah a gay reptile, I get it, nice

2018-09-07 at 7:17 PM UTC in Much Temple

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

Man it sucks how much the internet has gone to shit

Wouldn't the original &T be considered totally illegal at this point?

Like I'm sure it had fed or law enforcement attention from the jump but now hosting txt files about bombs and revolution and shit is considered like conspiracy to be terrorist or somethin and would be shut down ASAP

2018-09-07 at 7:12 PM UTC in I'm fucking pissed

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

Originally posted by mmQ PROOTS

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