I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterday

1. 2018-09-07 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I just came all over my room. Thank you tee hee.

   
   pics or it didn't happen
2. 2018-09-07 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #22
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by infinityshock pics or it didn't happen

   
   It looks worse now but its getting better
   
   
   
   I know your talking about mQ's jizz tho
   
   

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Ebaggers Sperries aint all that!!!

   
   sheeeeeeeeit betchu sportin crusty ass vans busta
3. 2018-09-07 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #23
   

   apric0t Houston

   Originally posted by eBagger It looks worse now but its getting better
   
   
   
   I know your talking about mQ's jizz tho
   
   
   
   sheeeeeeeeit betchu sportin crusty ass vans busta

   
   whats wrong w vans
   
   also change ur tampon its leaking down ur leg
4. 2018-09-08 at 7:45 AM UTC

   #24
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by eBagger It looks worse now but its getting better
   
   
   
   I know your talking about mQ's jizz tho
   
   
   
   sheeeeeeeeit betchu sportin crusty ass vans busta

   
   Yo eBigger! I really want a pair of sperries. My shoes be middle of the mall. Aldo, steve madden, et cetera.
5. 2018-09-08 at 7:49 AM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by apric0t whats wrong w vans
   
   also change ur tampon its leaking down ur leg

   
   Top notch jokes from ape™
6. 2018-09-08 at 7:54 AM UTC

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   totse3.com Space Nigga
   We have Jellyfish die and are left behind on the beach. I used to walk along the beach to school and on the way home from school.
   
   often old ass logs would roll ashore.. probably from peirs that had tar on them. try and walk on them .. once a small whale had beached itself and died. I remember walking on it. I believe a humpback.
   
   the thing I hated the most about the beach was sand fleas. fucking nasty things.
7. 2018-09-08 at 7:55 AM UTC

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   totse3.com Space Nigga
   Plus, fuck Jellyfish. what purpose are they for? they're dumb and smell.
   
   Grow up!
8. 2018-09-08 at 7:57 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wonder how long it would take for say, 10 sand fleas to eat a human until he died.
9. 2018-09-08 at 8 AM UTC

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   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how long it would take for say, 10 sand fleas to eat a human until he died.

   
   47 years.
10. 2018-09-08 at 8:11 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by totse3.com 47 years.

    
    With the human being fed and watered? Lol
    
    47 years of laying strapped on a table eating breads and water and watching the same 10 sand fleas slowly, oh soooo fucking slowly eat at you. You obviously name them at some point- them being the only "people" you know. Learning their personalities, their traits, whether they use Oxford commas or not you think to yourself.
    
    And then you just die. Because of them. And the whole time, they never even knew what they were really doing to you.
11. 2018-09-08 at 12:14 PM UTC

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    mso8 Houston
    i have never seen a jellyfish in my entire life
12. 2018-09-08 at 12:59 PM UTC

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    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    actually you lucked out that it got you while you were moving. It would have been much worse if you had been standing still. the tentacles would have been all up your and down your leg and probably your other leg too.
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    • Ensign Galm
13. 2018-09-08 at 2:41 PM UTC

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    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by playingindirt actually you lucked out that it got you while you were moving. It would have been much worse if you had been standing still. the tentacles would have been all up your and down your leg and probably your other leg too.

    
    I grew up near the ocean my entire life. You feel a sting you swim.
14. 2018-09-08 at 4:36 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by ohfralala Nice new boat shoes.
    
    But seriously who grows up at the beach and has never been stung? I’m pretty sure that’s how my pee fetish started. Some people I tell ya.

    
    
    
    Were you the one with Trump over in Moscow that Vlad has tape of?
    
    Could you send me a copy, please?
15. 2018-09-08 at 5:31 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wouldn’t let Donald Trump touch me with a bag full of money attached to a 10 ft pole. Fucking barf.
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    • RisiR †
16. 2018-09-08 at 5:39 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Would you pee on him?
17. 2018-09-08 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hell no and I’ll pee on just about anything.
18. 2018-09-08 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Psyclonic Yung Blood
    Terrible
19. 2018-09-08 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Do you still have chickens and stuff eBagger?
20. 2018-09-08 at 6:09 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by ohfralala Hell no and I’ll pee on just about anything.

    
    
    
    The correct answer is:
    
    "Not even if his ass were on fire!"