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2018-09-07 at 7:03 PM UTC in What's it like having no genuine friends?Care to chime in Apric0t?
Give a true account of life with 0 friends -
2018-09-07 at 7:02 PM UTC in Rare possible racist easter egg in Elon Musk interview (video inside)
Originally posted by apric0t I think Musk is expanding "They work, too" from Joe saying "That's badass, dude" and marvelling over them looking semi realistic roofing.
The "White people in Connecticut" line was ignored by Musk completely, like a lot of jokes Joe tried the interview.
Yeah they already went over that when he talked about HOW THEY WORK and if they were already available to purchase for consumers.
Interesting time to RE-ITERATE that assumption
I mean I'm not saying I'm right I'm just sayin I notice deep shit cause I'm high IQ n sheit -
2018-09-07 at 6:40 PM UTC in Rare possible racist easter egg in Elon Musk interview (video inside)
Right here where Joe says some comment about "Oh yeah that's white people in Connecticut right there"
And shortly after Musk responds with "Yah those actually work" referring to his solar panels. But of course they work,like all Elons shit works. Odd time to interject that hehe
I dunno apric0t thinks I'm incorrect, ya think I'm just projecting my own racism or am I onto something -
2018-09-07 at 6:24 PM UTC in Take eBagger to church
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2018-09-07 at 6:19 PM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterday
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2018-09-07 at 3:23 AM UTC in DH needs to go now
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2018-09-06 at 3:18 AM UTC in I just want to emotionally hurt womenSame brudda
But you gotta find girls capable of being hurt who aren't sociopaths
Which is rare these days -
2018-09-06 at 1:39 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..like I want to post some 5 star quality propaganda level threads, but I don't feel like being branded full on 1488 by the feds :/
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2018-09-05 at 10:35 PM UTC in I come from 100 years in the future
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2018-09-05 at 9:29 PM UTC in I come from 100 years in the future
Originally posted by infinityshock i remember this from the original totse…that idiot who said he was driving a time machine
Originally posted by totse2118 Real totseans gather here.
The time for revolution is upon us.
When I think of the original totse, I always remember it being my first time maybe seeing or understanding the word "Militia" (wow mispelled it)
txt files on how they have been prevented and disbanded, or formed and organized... -
2018-09-05 at 8:50 PM UTC in DH needs to go nowWOO HOO I'm with totse2118 hell yeah if your not a OG totse/zokklet refugee you should need a some typa symbol by your username to show your an outsider
like.....some typa star or somethin 🤔.....
maybe need to be segregated and restricted to a certain, lower class portion of the forums....
given less privleges....inability to...BOLDEN their fonts..... -
2018-09-01 at 9:29 PM UTC in went to take a shit in a public toilet and everyone else was shitting in there too
Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q
I don't get it like, if you run out of toilet paper in the stall and other people are there is it normal to be like hey guys whats up last stall here out of toilet paper can anybody help a nigga out slip some squares neatly folded under the stall much appreciation fuckin stupid -
2018-09-01 at 9:26 PM UTC in just had a poot of coffeeYeah bro same here despite being diagnosed with chronic non bacterial prostatitis since like 20, in lay-mans terms - pay a bunch of money to professional doctors who despite getting thousands of my doll hairs can't seem to come up with a scientific reason why my nuts hurt and just apologize after violating my asshole and sending me on my way, which makes it feel like theres an apple shoved up my ass half the time, I also just drank a pot of coffee with about 5 giant scoops of folgers extreme caffeine nut-busting prostate irritation edition or some shit, mixed with literally a 1:1 ration of the sweetest cold stone creamery sweet cream creamer known to man, and along with 10 mgs of Adderall and my prostate is whooping my ass but it gave me JUST enough energy to reply to your post.
And do about 100 pushups. -
2018-09-01 at 2:47 AM UTC in Stupid noobs claim that he has 2 legs and one's just prosthetic...Stupid N00bs been through some SHIT
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2018-08-29 at 1:07 AM UTC in PLAY YOUR INTRO THEME SONG AS IF A PRO WRESTLER
[JR]
BAH GAWD BAH GAWD NIGGER BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE
LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN WRECK
HES DEAD GOD ALMIGHTY
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2018-08-29 at 1:02 AM UTC in Does anyone like the user mmQ?I came back from a ban in like 2014, to find THE most electrifying man in posting entertainment had risen to the TOP of the Zoklet posting ranks. Quickly earning himself the World Heavyweight Shitposter Title.
He could be found in nearly every thread of all varying topics, wittingly laying the smacketh down on you roody poo candy ass posters. His jokes and replies, while some merely glorified farts in post form that offered the light chuckle, often far outweighed the content and effort of the original poster.
So sure why not. Yes. -
2018-08-18 at 1:45 AM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterday
Originally posted by mmQ Got my leg amputated a week later, good fuckin friends I got huh.
LMAO musta been a box jellyfish thats serious my nig
Originally posted by Cootehill In summary, we need a final solution to the JQ.
LMAO yah
Originally posted by mikeyagain OT.. Must we look at a hairy bastard, just because he went swimming with something that was way out of his fucking league???
oh yeah
Whose the hairy bastard now monkey man
Oh yeah my new shoes on point :> -
2018-08-17 at 11:43 PM UTC in Do you ever wonder why so many people never even try "hard drugs?"
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2018-08-17 at 8:50 PM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterdayAmazingly living close to beaches, going to the beach every summer of my life, at 31 years old, I have never been stung by a jellyfish.
Grazed by large stingrays, close to whales and dolphins, seeing a sea turtle after laying eggs, I've been lucky.
But the other day I was boogey boarding at low tide. The area we went the water was much murkier than previous times, but no jellyfish were visible.
So I'm out there maybe not even 20 minutes, and the waves are shitty but enough to catch the occasional tubing wave.
So I'm riding a wave back and OUCH it feels like bees are stinking my upper leg and then OUCHH travels down to my calf.
I look back but its all white water I don't see anything but damnnn it wasn't easing up several seconds later. So I start walking in and I tell the chick I was with "OW OW OW I'M FUCKING STUNG ITS STINGING OUCH"
excuse my hairy legs I usually trim legs so I don't look like such a hairy bastard
and then I lied down and she offered to pee on it and I was like hehe yeh
but we looked it up and it said only pee if stranded and rinse with vinegar.
so is stings like a bitch for hours, I get home and shower and pour some apple cider vinegar on it and it did help a little.
It was kinda as bad as I thought it would be, and not as bad at the same time. Its hard to describe it maybe feels kinda like a fairly bad burn, perhaps with little needles or pinprick like sensation to go along with it.
Anyway that's the story of that jellyfish son of a bitch that finally got me -
2018-08-17 at 8:32 PM UTC in Do you ever wonder why so many people never even try "hard drugs?"Yeah kinda
If you happen to have life on the ball, supportive family, good group of friends with healthy interests to go surfing and play videogames with, a job you enjoy, a loyal, wholesome girlfriend, there isn't much reason to risk doing what is advertised as hazardous and illegal.
Its been stated before and we all know, its an absurd punishment that if you get caught with a certain variety of drug, that you want to use for personal use, that men with guns can come and lock you in a cage with violent offenders and rapists and shit and then slap you with a record that makes getting employment, something already more difficult due to women working and diversity shit, even more difficult.
But since modern day society sucks ass, its a great escape until either the world sorts itself out, or you figure a way out of an especially depressing or lonely time in life.
Also hard to understand why less people try LSD or shrooms, besides the fact they can be hard to find sometimes. I mean the anxiety of altering your senses that much is scary, and not being in control freaks people out, but I feel theres so many more positive reports of mind expanding and finding new purpose and seeing things from a perspective you never have before, you'd think more people would try it.
