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2018-08-29 at 1:07 AM UTC in PLAY YOUR INTRO THEME SONG AS IF A PRO WRESTLER
[JR]
BAH GAWD BAH GAWD NIGGER BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE
LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN WRECK
HES DEAD GOD ALMIGHTY
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2018-08-29 at 1:02 AM UTC in Does anyone like the user mmQ?I came back from a ban in like 2014, to find THE most electrifying man in posting entertainment had risen to the TOP of the Zoklet posting ranks. Quickly earning himself the World Heavyweight Shitposter Title.
He could be found in nearly every thread of all varying topics, wittingly laying the smacketh down on you roody poo candy ass posters. His jokes and replies, while some merely glorified farts in post form that offered the light chuckle, often far outweighed the content and effort of the original poster.
So sure why not. Yes. -
2018-08-18 at 1:45 AM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterday
Originally posted by mmQ Got my leg amputated a week later, good fuckin friends I got huh.
LMAO musta been a box jellyfish thats serious my nig
Originally posted by Cootehill In summary, we need a final solution to the JQ.
LMAO yah
Originally posted by mikeyagain OT.. Must we look at a hairy bastard, just because he went swimming with something that was way out of his fucking league???
oh yeah
Whose the hairy bastard now monkey man
Oh yeah my new shoes on point :> -
2018-08-17 at 11:43 PM UTC in Do you ever wonder why so many people never even try "hard drugs?"
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2018-08-17 at 8:50 PM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterdayAmazingly living close to beaches, going to the beach every summer of my life, at 31 years old, I have never been stung by a jellyfish.
Grazed by large stingrays, close to whales and dolphins, seeing a sea turtle after laying eggs, I've been lucky.
But the other day I was boogey boarding at low tide. The area we went the water was much murkier than previous times, but no jellyfish were visible.
So I'm out there maybe not even 20 minutes, and the waves are shitty but enough to catch the occasional tubing wave.
So I'm riding a wave back and OUCH it feels like bees are stinking my upper leg and then OUCHH travels down to my calf.
I look back but its all white water I don't see anything but damnnn it wasn't easing up several seconds later. So I start walking in and I tell the chick I was with "OW OW OW I'M FUCKING STUNG ITS STINGING OUCH"
excuse my hairy legs I usually trim legs so I don't look like such a hairy bastard
and then I lied down and she offered to pee on it and I was like hehe yeh
but we looked it up and it said only pee if stranded and rinse with vinegar.
so is stings like a bitch for hours, I get home and shower and pour some apple cider vinegar on it and it did help a little.
It was kinda as bad as I thought it would be, and not as bad at the same time. Its hard to describe it maybe feels kinda like a fairly bad burn, perhaps with little needles or pinprick like sensation to go along with it.
Anyway that's the story of that jellyfish son of a bitch that finally got me -
2018-08-17 at 8:32 PM UTC in Do you ever wonder why so many people never even try "hard drugs?"Yeah kinda
If you happen to have life on the ball, supportive family, good group of friends with healthy interests to go surfing and play videogames with, a job you enjoy, a loyal, wholesome girlfriend, there isn't much reason to risk doing what is advertised as hazardous and illegal.
Its been stated before and we all know, its an absurd punishment that if you get caught with a certain variety of drug, that you want to use for personal use, that men with guns can come and lock you in a cage with violent offenders and rapists and shit and then slap you with a record that makes getting employment, something already more difficult due to women working and diversity shit, even more difficult.
But since modern day society sucks ass, its a great escape until either the world sorts itself out, or you figure a way out of an especially depressing or lonely time in life.
Also hard to understand why less people try LSD or shrooms, besides the fact they can be hard to find sometimes. I mean the anxiety of altering your senses that much is scary, and not being in control freaks people out, but I feel theres so many more positive reports of mind expanding and finding new purpose and seeing things from a perspective you never have before, you'd think more people would try it. -
2018-08-17 at 5:27 PM UTC in [Serious] An intervention for -SpectraL.I can just picture that motherfucker walking around in 1980 with some shit like this
typing frantically on his faggy little wrist, complaining about some calculator ban before it was even a thing
showing off to the local homeless people around the library how advanced he is and how he's a real eBadass
But honestly I prefer the OG "I was on the internet when it was a calculator" -Spectral character, which I believe is very much the real -Spectral -
2018-08-17 at 4 PM UTC in The vitamin gummy - bad for the tummy - mankinds most egregious innovationSeriously who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to put vitamin in candy
A little foreward, gummy bears are my favorite candy. I like to put them in the freezer, makes them even better and chewier.
Now I know your body can tolerate quite a few when my mother gifted me a bottle of Omega 3 oil gummies a few months ago and it said like eat 3 day or some shit, and with my awesome willpower I made it last like 3 days. I had no bad reaction that I can remember.
NOW they have fiber gummies, vitamin C gummies, multivitamin gummies, vitamin b energy gummies
And boy howdy lemme tell yah, the vitamin C gummies, coated in sugar, are extra tasty (highly recommended). I have far surpassed the daily recommended intake, possibly currently at about 49,000% of my daily value. I expect to either be extremely healthy, or on the verge of death in a few days.
I've also been shitting my ass off with the unfortunate purchase of Costco sized fiber gummies, no more than 4 a day but each time I walk by the bottle I find myself grabbing a couple without a second thought. I've had to have eatin over 30 at this point, and I'm going to put willpower in overdrive and resist them as long as I can. They have a stranger taste to them, but still delicious to gummy lovers. Also highly recommended (do not purchase if in active gummy addiction)
In closing, I believe this is what Ted Kaczynski was warning us about, and will no doubt have negative (or positive) effects on society. Be responsible with your vitamins. Let me know if you have any positive experiences with gummy vitamins or sublingual kinds. -
2018-08-15 at 6:17 PM UTC in My mood is often stormy, so don't u dare consider me a normie...done got -Spectral'd! He's not scared!
If ur stormy
then ur windy
but u just conformy
ur name should be cindy :O -
2018-08-15 at 5:48 PM UTC in My mood is often stormy, so don't u dare consider me a normie...ϟϟ lightning bolts, striking through
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2018-08-15 at 4:24 PM UTC in Coming here for the sheer nostalgia
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2018-08-14 at 10:25 PM UTC in Manigault Newman chimps out after being fired from the White House accuses Trump of sayin 'Nigger'
Originally posted by infinityshock i guarantee trump has used the word 'nigger' several times
I dunno he might have never actually said it vocally. He's high IQ and he thinks ahead, he might have been aware of the possibility of always being recording/spying on given his wealth/status/popularity.
I bet either way fake soundclips will be created for the hell of it -
2018-08-14 at 10:20 PM UTC in Coming here for the sheer nostalgiaword whiteysinspace ain't as unique or catchy. crackersinspace maybe but shit we've been niggas what 2 years now? sheeeeeeit
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2018-08-14 at 7:47 PM UTC in Coming here for the sheer nostalgiaThe internet is slowly/has slowly turned to shit
Censorship, social networks, web 2.0, smartphones
Its nice to have a place to come to still type Nigger openly and freely
I have little to complain about, mainly just applause Lanny has put forth the effort to keep this place alive for us to speak freely
well, the only thing I have to complain about is he turned us all into niggas. I mean goin from Totseans, to Zokleteers, to...well niggas
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2018-08-14 at 7:44 PM UTC in Manigault Newman chimps out after being fired from the White House accuses Trump of sayin 'Nigger'I'm looking into VoCo, never really played with it before
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2018-07-11 at 6:28 PM UTC in What coffee are you brewing lately?My friends rich mother came down a few months ago to visit, and she made me this awesome coffee drink and I was like wtf this is delicious how do you do it?
So she showed me this bottle you are probably familiar with the brand
So mix your straight black coffee in with the Bolthouse Farms Mocha Cappuccino drink and you've got yourself a beverage that tastes like it came from your favorite local coffee shop
I like about half coffee and half mocha mix, but thats still alotta of sugar so I try and do about 1/3rd, just enough to give it that sweet creaminess throughout
Those bitches are like $3.49-$4.00 a piece, but if you compare it to getting a drink at a coffee shop you can make 3-5 drinks out of what you would have paid for one ya know -
2018-07-11 at 5:44 PM UTC in Oh I totally agree 110%I open-handed closed-fist finger-clench palm-flex spinning backward pimp smack bitches 1 hunna percent of da time homie 💯👌
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2018-07-09 at 3:09 AM UTC in FONAPLATS Struggles With WoodAhhh hahah that dumbass
sawing wood live on TC tho thats pretty groundbreaking
I can't wait to hangout again I just gotta stop hangin out with this hussie eh night -
2018-07-08 at 8:21 PM UTC in Computer, iPhone & iPad Schematics & PCB Files. Apple Hardware Diagnostics.Nice brudda!
Most excellent. I just messaged lanny to tell him to make me be able to thank posts -
2018-07-08 at 7:51 PM UTC in Best way to merge with existing computer/tech repair company?
Originally posted by benny vader betas fuck people over.
none would want to go to an beta establishment to get fuck over with unless thier some kind of masochist.
what people want are betas. a receptacle for fucks.
Benny are you badmouthing my establishment?
I'd sure hate for something to happen to yo shit under my supervision
