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Posts by eBagger

  1. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    I can just picture that motherfucker walking around in 1980 with some shit like this



    typing frantically on his faggy little wrist, complaining about some calculator ban before it was even a thing

    showing off to the local homeless people around the library how advanced he is and how he's a real eBadass

    But honestly I prefer the OG "I was on the internet when it was a calculator" -Spectral character, which I believe is very much the real -Spectral
  2. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Seriously who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to put vitamin in candy

    A little foreward, gummy bears are my favorite candy. I like to put them in the freezer, makes them even better and chewier.

    Now I know your body can tolerate quite a few when my mother gifted me a bottle of Omega 3 oil gummies a few months ago and it said like eat 3 day or some shit, and with my awesome willpower I made it last like 3 days. I had no bad reaction that I can remember.

    NOW they have fiber gummies, vitamin C gummies, multivitamin gummies, vitamin b energy gummies



    And boy howdy lemme tell yah, the vitamin C gummies, coated in sugar, are extra tasty (highly recommended). I have far surpassed the daily recommended intake, possibly currently at about 49,000% of my daily value. I expect to either be extremely healthy, or on the verge of death in a few days.

    I've also been shitting my ass off with the unfortunate purchase of Costco sized fiber gummies, no more than 4 a day but each time I walk by the bottle I find myself grabbing a couple without a second thought. I've had to have eatin over 30 at this point, and I'm going to put willpower in overdrive and resist them as long as I can. They have a stranger taste to them, but still delicious to gummy lovers. Also highly recommended (do not purchase if in active gummy addiction)

    In closing, I believe this is what Ted Kaczynski was warning us about, and will no doubt have negative (or positive) effects on society. Be responsible with your vitamins. Let me know if you have any positive experiences with gummy vitamins or sublingual kinds.
  3. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    done got -Spectral'd! He's not scared!

    If ur stormy
    then ur windy
    but u just conformy
    ur name should be cindy :O
  4. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    ϟϟ lightning bolts, striking through
  5. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ajax Whatever you came here for, you are sure to be disappointed.

    I'm already disappointed I hafta post like 120 times before I'm admitted the ability to thank kinda wack shit is dat
  6. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock i guarantee trump has used the word 'nigger' several times

    I dunno he might have never actually said it vocally. He's high IQ and he thinks ahead, he might have been aware of the possibility of always being recording/spying on given his wealth/status/popularity.

    I bet either way fake soundclips will be created for the hell of it
  7. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    word whiteysinspace ain't as unique or catchy. crackersinspace maybe but shit we've been niggas what 2 years now? sheeeeeeit
  8. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    The internet is slowly/has slowly turned to shit

    Censorship, social networks, web 2.0, smartphones

    Its nice to have a place to come to still type Nigger openly and freely

    I have little to complain about, mainly just applause Lanny has put forth the effort to keep this place alive for us to speak freely

    well, the only thing I have to complain about is he turned us all into niggas. I mean goin from Totseans, to Zokleteers, to...well niggas

    Yeah that's it
  9. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    I'm looking into VoCo, never really played with it before
  10. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    My friends rich mother came down a few months ago to visit, and she made me this awesome coffee drink and I was like wtf this is delicious how do you do it?

    So she showed me this bottle you are probably familiar with the brand



    So mix your straight black coffee in with the Bolthouse Farms Mocha Cappuccino drink and you've got yourself a beverage that tastes like it came from your favorite local coffee shop

    I like about half coffee and half mocha mix, but thats still alotta of sugar so I try and do about 1/3rd, just enough to give it that sweet creaminess throughout

    Those bitches are like $3.49-$4.00 a piece, but if you compare it to getting a drink at a coffee shop you can make 3-5 drinks out of what you would have paid for one ya know
  11. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    I open-handed closed-fist finger-clench palm-flex spinning backward pimp smack bitches 1 hunna percent of da time homie πŸ’―πŸ‘Œ
  12. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Ahhh hahah that dumbass

    sawing wood live on TC tho thats pretty groundbreaking

    I can't wait to hangout again I just gotta stop hangin out with this hussie eh night
  13. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Nice brudda!

    Most excellent. I just messaged lanny to tell him to make me be able to thank posts
  14. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by benny vader betas fuck people over.

    none would want to go to an beta establishment to get fuck over with unless thier some kind of masochist.

    what people want are betas. a receptacle for fucks.

    Benny are you badmouthing my establishment?



    I'd sure hate for something to happen to yo shit under my supervision

  15. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kinks U called my titties broken 😭

    oops 😭 I meant hey let me clean out your charge port😎 (buttsex)
  16. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Grimace I think I knew a guy who did that….


    SAVAGE

    I'm inspired. U dun goof'd.

    Grimace report to work at 9:00am on the dot tomorrow, I'm taking over this rodeo

    Main location is currently located under bridge

    Look for this logo you've found your new job



    Primarily cleaning out homeless peoples burner flip-phones charge ports with their left over cottons

    Payment usually in crack residue, clean rigs, or loose change

    I have a customer with a keyboard that needs cleaning/repair and I know your the man for the job



    You will forget your current training and be taught the proper way



    Thank you I look forward to working with you
  17. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kinks beta tech lol I liek

    You can be the first customer come here behbeh lemme take a look at yo broken devices (titties)
  18. eBagger Tuskegee Airman


    These tiny sodas

    I talk about their benefits in this new quality eBagger thread

    https://niggasin.space/thread/26352

    check it out baberham lincolns πŸ€—
  19. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Quit your job. Open your own business. Force your old boss to close his business and come work for you.

    Real beta move, beta thinkin

    I'll call it beta Tech Repair

    Fix ur shit or I'll fux ur shit

    n mate with ur gf n have lil babies I'll make sure have screen protectors on their devices
  20. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Grimace I think you already said it. If you're insistent on doing it, do exactly what you said.

    Dude....your a GENIUS!

    Thanks brudda will update as news developes
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