Originally posted by Sudo
I don't feel like I do, I'm just proud of myself for making the right choice and forgoing temptation from a possible j00ess. Sometimes I make the wrong choice though and need to remind myself what things are most important.
This Australian lesbian ripped me off a few weeks ago on a small engine repair job and I've been trying to figure out how to get revenge since. When I showed up her lesbian partner was literally holding her guard dog by the collar like she was going to attack me if I did the wrong thing. I was going to call her a Bogan but instead I just called her greasy and her lil eyes got big
call her a shit cunt
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Originally posted by Sudo
What is the first most important thing to you? What are some things you could do to become a better friend?
I hold my friends to high standards and try to steer them in the right direction. Do you think you do the same? Not that one approach is better or worse
Most important thing to me is enlightment. I know I'm not a friendly person but I do have strong friendship principles and aspie loyalty. All that matters is that we accept each other for who we are, the good and bad, and to not try to hurt each other or our loved ones.
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im into high fashion because im high, fastin, and i dont need no lil homies trying to tell me they out here blastin those thangs because i d g a f im eatin chicken wangz
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
just drove home from the bar with my coworker. We get to in intersection and theres a dude with his arms out like trying to get hit by my car and i start filming bc 1) ineed to cover my ass and 2) i just found it entertaining. I start honking n roll down the window n im like BRO YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THE STREET. Then while im filming im like……”Does this dude have cerebral palsy.”
Yes. yes he does.
i get out of my car to try to get him to get from in front of my car and i realize oh shit this dude is mad disabled n covered in scabs. I try to tell him hes gonna get hit by a car and i want him ti be safe and he wants crying in Walt, Jr voice I HOPE THEY KILL ME ITD BE BETTER THAN THIS I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
In my head im like nigga im 8 whiskeys 2 beers and 2 pancake shots deep and if i had to walk a straight line toe to toe right now you and i would prolly score the same. Long story short some other guy stopped behind us and relented to drive the dude home and i gave guy some gas money but the real tragedy was the dude harshed by buzz but my coworker and i discussed how we nasically saved this dudes life so i cracked a canned margarita and put on some appropriate music for the ride home and henstarted crying laughing
GOD BLESS YOUR HEART. I loved this post I just wanted you to know that. Do you have the video or what? Lesgo
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im lala's god father so it doesnt even matter what happens to her daughter if they take her away, it'll be to me, and then ill just give her right back.
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I plan to drink more, fuck more men, and kill more people whenever it is legally permissible and necessary for me to use lethal force.
I have a lawyer on retainer, he's 150$ an hour, but for 10,000$ he says "Don't worry about it." same lawyer my father got, he received 33 years in, life out (at 45 years old) that's a life sentence. Post Sentence relief first reduced, a nyway ,he lost at trial and now he's doing 3 in 3 out.
My lawyer ran for Judge two years ago (lost) that niggas the shit.
People like RipTotse should be shot up with fentanyl and everyone will laugh because he relapsed and then deposited in the nearest ditch.
Thanks.
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