just drove home from the bar with my coworker. We get to in intersection and theres a dude with his arms out like trying to get hit by my car and i start filming bc 1) ineed to cover my ass and 2) i just found it entertaining. I start honking n roll down the window n im like BRO YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THE STREET. Then while im filming im like……”Does this dude have cerebral palsy.”
Yes. yes he does.
i get out of my car to try to get him to get from in front of my car and i realize oh shit this dude is mad disabled n covered in scabs. I try to tell him hes gonna get hit by a car and i want him ti be safe and he wants crying in Walt, Jr voice I HOPE THEY KILL ME ITD BE BETTER THAN THIS I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
In my head im like nigga im 8 whiskeys 2 beers and 2 pancake shots deep and if i had to walk a straight line toe to toe right now you and i would prolly score the same. Long story short some other guy stopped behind us and relented to drive the dude home and i gave guy some gas money but the real tragedy was the dude harshed by buzz but my coworker and i discussed how we nasically saved this dudes life so i cracked a canned margarita and put on some appropriate music for the ride home and henstarted crying laughing
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[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I'm so sick of being sick. The booze has to go. I have been watching a lot of you tube vids on the Sinclair method and Naltrexone and decided I would give it a shot. Anyone here use this stuff before? Alcohol is my nightmare I have been through cigs,cocaine ,amps, never got into opioids they make me puke. Weed is nothing more than something to help me sleep I smoke it all the time before bed and that's it. Benzo's have place but you they have to be respected and I only go there when it absolutely necessary.
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I spent like five hours today making a playlist of songs he's posted here. I often do this for people because it's like having a piece of their soul in a playlist but never over the course of one day or with more than 30 songs. I'm at 77 atm. I don't want to go down this path of grief.
Shut the fuck up retard
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WHAT A FUCKING LOSER IMAGINE HAVING TO QUIT A FORUM TO "FOCUS ON LIFE"
WOW YOU GOT ADHD oR something??? HAHAHAHA FUCKING RETARD
Yeah post a check in thread and call us all faggots in a year, nobody gives a shit, your posts suck and you are a faggot.
Same exact downfall as THE MEXICAN FAGGOT and OCTAVIAN THE NONCE and LIL COUSIN KINKY
act like the biggest faggot possible get triggered and off topic post in every thread about how upset everyone makes you daily and how you are SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEM quit the forum to "focus on life" post a check in thread once a year with a massive wall of text blogpost about your gay retard life and get ignored by people that never gave a shit about you in the first place
I don't understand this defeatist mentality folx. OH YEAH AND TOTSE2k1
fucking losers, the lot of ya. Bunch of fucking retards too
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Made fish tacos. Ate some mushrooms. went to the bar for an hour. Finished my taxes. Now im gonna play a game for an hour or so and then crank my dick for a bit.
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