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  1. kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    Originally posted by mmQ details

    Alright... So Milena and I had been going off and on for the past 8 years. I kept coming back, because I was telling myself... "well maybe she just needs a little leverage."

    Mom dies

    she gets her ashes

    I tell her come over, let's ruck up and be adults

    no dice

    *Funeral* (ok maybe this is the chance for her to say goodbye)

    Daughters bf invites me inside the house, me and Milena ,(her ex-husband's house)

    chilling on sofa

    **Daughter reading eulogy**
    ---("plan to take her ashes to hawaii next february")

    [codependency continuance confirmed]

    GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One of my favorite moments of Sophies so far was when I got home from work and she had found every treat that I had hid for her and she was all proud and meowy and wanted more treats, and now it's a regular thing her little treat scavenger hunt. I need to find some new locations to hide them as she at this point know all the standard ones and likely finds them all within mere moments of me leaving even though I like to think they occupy her all day.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wanna go to a funeral and Boooo the pastor or whatever if it's at a church. "booooring!" And just huck a bunch of tomatoes at it.
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    BradleyB can't.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    don't try to talk sense to her, it makes her confused and angry
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I searched 'polish age of consent' on this forum and got six pages of results
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  7. Originally posted by Wariat i had a chance to fuck two or at least one ukriwnian 13 yr old chick about a year ago. but ballsed up or had no balls to ask for it. either she was a prostitute or would have been a potential one. basiclaly inwas drinking a beer outside the pub me and star trek hung out wt where they had outdoor seats and these two chicks slightly to left were just standing or hsnging out so i approached them. they looked young but i didnt know their age. they asked if id buy them cigarettes or some monsters or forgot what shit i bought them at some mart or store nearbyl i did and later get this guys they fuvking came back with ouppy faces the main ones asking for more shit or if id buy them something els.e this is where the prostitution aspect could have came in if i had bradleys personality i guarantee it guys id have my eick sucked for 50 or even 150 sloty or some shit. but all i did was buy them some more drinks or they wwnted these garages these light alcoholic beverwges wnd drank with them one. and basiclaly i casually invited them over asked do you two want to come over thwts when not the main one with shoet dark hair but th long blond hair one said were 13 to me lol. at thwt time i was whocked like wtf i assumed theynwere like 16-17. anyway i said damm wow i didnt know and said my dream is to have a teenager even an 18 yr old and told them my true age and get this guys this didnt stop them. like make them run feom me. i got the contact info from the second short dark haired chick and qlmost kissed her like we were gonna kiss and sort of just hugged and they left. i kept talking to her later like on facebook and one night got paranoid and blocked her wnd she never added me since. but when we twlked she admitted she had a boyfrind in fact i think they both did or admitted to thats one or the reasons i only half jokingly invited them over or tried basically nothing. i should have just said instead of buying stuff in etore for us how bout i get us some drinks and were gonna have some fun in the hole newr the park area no one sees and ill pay you girls 150 zloty have you ever wucked an adult mans dick before? and shit like that or what bradley would do. but basically she was like hella into me like telling me she had a bf but still writing back and forth like i could tell shes seriously considering being my slut my ukriańian bitch like a chick who comes over foes nasty anal at age 13 and deinks some beer splays games wtaches flicks with me then goes to her surrogate family or mom because dad is probably in war while weiting to me how sexy my big cock is and feels so good in her ass.but nothing vame of it i blocked her out of the blue one dwy just got paranoid. plus shes 14 and i even told her wnd this is the truth im looking mre for a 15 yr old or over but bwrely the polish age of vonsent. less risk. cause if she knew where i lived sh could identify me or extort me later.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Sometimes I get sponsored targeted ads discussing antisemitism. It seems like proof that they've noticed me

    I think the ADL's just going ham, everyone's seeing hatecrime antisemitism holocaust spam lately

    they've even been trying to change the Leo Frank Wikipedia page to say he was falsely convicted based on one jedi book that represents 'the majority of scholars'
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm trying to learn electrical applications. I didn't know you knew them but you're fucking smart and somehow still have a memory after benzos so I'm hoping I'm not a lost cause. My friend who's a certified electrician is no help in getting my foot in the door. U have any idea where to start? I'm hoping like an intro text that I can find videos to cross reference. Or just call me a moron

    you want to be a sparky or just learn how things work? if you actually want to get into it as a job you'll need to go to a trade college.

    I read a lot of my dad's books when I was a kid because he was an auto electrician most of his life, can find some videos and other materials if you just want to learn the basics
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  10. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    hes also on the watchlist of my heart
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Michael Myers is on several watchlists for not only being UNASHAMEDLY BROWN but also for using the SECRET CODEWORDS of the DEADLY I.N.C.E.L. TERROR GROUP

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  12. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    CAN SOMEONE PLEASE attach electrodes to his testicles, put his dick in a vise grip, shove a hot branding iron so far up his arse that you can touch his undigested hamster food,repeatedly deliver electric shocks to the sea lamprey also stuck up his ass and then kick him in the nuts three times and sodomize him with a Gila Mobster three times and lose your balance while kicking a really hot chick whom had previously had sex with a male canine and Mohammed Bin Salman

    folks?

    fuck a nubian
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  13. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I’m contacting Nancy Grace.

    how’d you know, I, so, would giggle at this!

    Hey Frala.. 👋
    I hope all is going well… and congratulations on your engagement & many, well wishes to you both!❤️
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  14. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Good luck 👍🏼


    Chances are you know more about the United States history & government than 80% of the US born citizens do.
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    What is one promise you make when you become a United States citizen?
    ▪ give up loyalty to other countries


    reported for antisemitism
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you're not going to 'fingerprint' a sine wave without an oscilloscope attached directly to the power line, and the kind they sell at jaycar probably won't cut it
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  17. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd give AOC one but I'd not tell anyone I did.

    i'd tell everyone
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  18. I'd give AOC one but I'd not tell anyone I did.
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i was looking all around my tool shed for you

    Should have been looking all around Indeed.com for a job….
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Auditioning for role as the narrator in Fight Club 2..❤️
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