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2021-10-08 at 3:42 AM UTC in How many hours a night do you sleep?Get rid of the alcohol from your 'sleep stack' it may knock you out but is detrimental to overall sleep quality. As a certified medical doctor in Botswana let me give you sound medical advicedon't sue me bro.
Xanax is great for short term anxiety treatment. But if you want an alleopathic solution to your problem, Temazepam works better. K-Pins might as well, but you should be careful with K-Pins, because they have an insane half-life. Most benzos do btw, some are even pro-drugs for other benzos.
If you wanna go homeopathic well Valerian Root is a decent option, but if generally you have to take benzos in order to sleep, valerian isn't gonna cut it.
What do you do right before you go to bed? You need a routine bedtime, circadian rhythm and all that, also no screens an hour before bed. I know i am not your dad, but something to try out, also excersize. Proper diet, and get your blood tested for Vitamin B12 deficiency.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-08 at 2:12 AM UTC in I harbor superstition about Covid-19 virus
LOOLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-07 at 11:56 PM UTC in Dave Chapelle makes a bunch of unfunny jokes about tranniesThe political stuff is just not funny to me at all.
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2021-10-07 at 11:18 PM UTC in Dave Chapelle makes a bunch of unfunny jokes about tranniesDave chapelle is probably the best comedian currently living imho
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2021-10-07 at 6:43 PM UTC in Dave Chapelle makes a bunch of unfunny jokes about trannies"Gender is a fact"
Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline.
"Hey everyone, i'm actually Chinese!"
The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Chapelle prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation as he readies himself for what is about to happen.
"All I have to do is walk around with my eyes squinted and everyone has to start calling me Chinese"
The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Dave's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the Netflix studios. He watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of the Netflix executives, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Dave stares back at the eyes around him. What he sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten. Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Dave closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at the Netflix executives lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction...
"TWO GENDERS!"
In a split second, the crowd pounces on his ready and waiting body. Man, woman, child all at once. Dave cries out in complete ecstasy as they consume his flesh. He stops suddenly, as he drifts into eternal slumber. A black hole opens up and consumes all of reality the universe and time cease to exist. -
2021-10-06 at 8:06 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty'sThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-06 at 2:14 PM UTC in If you agree with the left.The author of this post has returned to nothingnessThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-05 at 3:39 AM UTC in Annual Spookmonth Appreciation Thread
Originally posted by Sudo I'm just trying to deflect from my own cringey love of all hallows eve. I literally traded a porno tape on VHS (called IIRC "layin down the law") in junior high to another kid in exchange for the nightmare before Christmas on VHS.
I'm sorry I'm being a disingenuous hipster, I legitimately like the nightmare before Christmas, there have been some cataclysmic events in my life that took place with Halloween as a backdrop several times so it's a pretty weird time for me in some ways.
I would give you candy ๐ฅบ
I've watched nightmare before christmas once, and... yeah, I dunno. Didn't hate it, didn't love it. Zero resonance for me. To be fair though I watched it when I was a jaded twentysomething and everything Tim Burton had been cringe for a long time by that point. I can see the appeal of halloween if you are under 13 or a young adult with a social life, but sadly the season holds nothing for me besides Mr. Bones now.
I do have some cataclysmic events associated with this time of year, but it's more a week or two before Halloween than around Halloween itself. I feel an anticipation or an energy building up every year starting in late September and on a good year it's business as usual and on a bad year reality crumbles around October 20th.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-04 at 2:59 PM UTC in Manning up during a global pandemaYeah yeah I get it edgy anti science guy, I used to be just like you
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2021-10-03 at 8:15 PM UTC in Annual Spookmonth Appreciation Threadstarbuck for idiot. my friend is so proud of drinking starbucks coffee every day. I live in Asia, the price of Starbucks here is too expensive. 1 cup of starbucks coffee here you can get 2 double cheese burger McDonald. really crazy dude.
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2021-10-03 at 11:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition๐ฟ, ๐, ๐, ๐, ๐ฅฆ, ๐, ๐ด โ Marijuana
๐,๐,๐ ,๐ฏ โ Heroin
โ๏ธ, ๐ฅฅ,๐คง, ๐,โ,๐ฑ โ Cocaine
๐ผ,๐ ,๐,๐ฎ โ Cough syrup
๐ฌ, โคโก,๐คฏ โ MDMA
๐ โ Psilocybin or โmagicโ mushrooms
๐, ๐, โ โ Crystal meth
๐ โ Can be used to mean prescription pills, drugs in general, or heroin
๐ โ A plug, i.e., a drug dealer or someone who can โhook you upโ with contraband
๐จ, ๐ฌ โ Smoking a joint
โ๏ธ โ Used to indicate a bong
๐ โ Can mean high-quality or being very intoxicated
โฝ โ Gassed, i.e., intoxicated. Can also refer to high-quality marijuana
๐ฅ โ To โblazeโ a joint or to be โlit,โ meaning intoxicatedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-02 at 6:39 PM UTC in I'm not deadWell thank fuckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-02 at 6:23 PM UTC in I'm not deaddid u violate paroleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-02 at 11:52 AM UTC in My friend got murdered :(Crazy man.. my first celly when I did my year got murdered also.. they caught the guy too.. seen it on the news some months agoโฆ he was into meth though so it didnโt really surprise me unfortunatelyโฆ he was a cool dude though..
Then my other celly who is only like 23 or something who went through the drug treatment program with me in jail is back in jail on a 2nd degree murder charge apparently he thought that some foreign girl was being sex trafficked and ended up shooting her boyfriend. I told him to stop doing so much molly and coke and everything else he was doing but he didnโt listen to me, and I could tell that paranoia would get the best of himโฆ imho he was on the autistic spectrum as well even if only slightly..
Sad either way, but it was pretty clear to me that both of those guys would either be back in jail or dead not long after they were released as much as I hate to say it.
Either jail changes you or you get deported to Poland or you die or go back to the pokey it seems like.
Change before you come a statistic yourself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-09-30 at 12:59 PM UTC in I'm leaving. I know when I'm not wanted
Of course I am a Highlander and cannot be killed, but the rest of you...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-09-24 at 7:47 PM UTC in Wren's Things you Find on the Ground Threadd
Oopsy daisy !The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-09-24 at 5 PM UTC in Whats your ultimate sexual fantasy?Like 10 25-yr old girls all sucking my dick one after another where they all say "omg this dick is amazing" and they pass it around and I sit there in shock watching them pass my dick around and the last girl, Leslie, holds it front of me and slaps it on her face and asks me how I feel and I tell her I don't feel anything because the blood loss from my detached pean has me numb and weird.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-09-23 at 6:42 PM UTC in Zoomers now picking stocks based on disclosures of trades of corrupt Congress people.
Young investors have a new strategy: watching financial disclosures of sitting members of Congress for stock tips.
https://www.npr.org/2021/09/21/1039313011/tiktokers-are-trading-stocks-by-watching-what-members-of-congress-do
Among a certain community of individual investors on TikTok, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's stock trading disclosures are a treasure trove. "Shouts out to Nancy Pelosi, the stock market's biggest whale," said user 'ceowatchlist.' Another said, "I've come to the conclusion that Nancy Pelosi is a psychic," while adding that she is the "queen of investing."
"She knew," declared Chris Josephs, analyzing a particular trade in Pelosi's financial disclosures. "And you would have known if you had followed her portfolio."
Last year, Josephs noticed that the trades, actually made by Pelosi's investor husband and merely disclosed by the speaker, were performing well.
Josephs is the co-founder of a company called Iris, which shows other people's stock trades. In the past year and a half, he has been taking advantage of a law called the Stock Act, which requires lawmakers to disclose stock trades and those of their spouses within 45 days.
Now on Josephs' social investing platform, you can get a push notification every time Pelosi's stock trading disclosures are released. He is personally investing when he sees which stocks are picked: "I'm at the point where if you can't beat them, join them," Josephs told NPR, adding that if he sees trades on her disclosures, "I typically do buy… the next one she does, I'm going to buy." -
2021-09-23 at 3:48 AM UTC in Zach galifianakis did 9/11
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2021-09-23 at 1:56 AM UTC in Zach galifianakis did 9/11
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