2021-09-11 at 9:54 PM UTC
Fuck off dummy. Stop being stupid. Shit for brains.
2021-09-11 at 9:55 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
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2021-09-12 at 1:06 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I can't remember if it was 14 19 year old girls or 19 14 year old girls nekin in my living room
2021-09-22 at 12:48 AM UTC
To make babies with a shy, but well endowed girl.
2021-09-22 at 3:04 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Meh, once you hit your fifties you don't really give a shit.
I mean its great if you can get some but it's no big deal if you don't.
But teenage girls smell awesome still.
2021-09-22 at 3:05 AM UTC
idk im generally pretty vanilla but im debating booking an escort to explore some of my less vanilla inclinations
2021-09-22 at 4:27 PM UTC
nah piss doesnt really do it for me. More bdsm stuff. Which is kinda yawn inducing in 2021 prolly. A girl i was with just out of high school was very into some pretty hardcore shit and i think it just kinda flipped a switch but you cant really tell a woman you want to wrap a belt around her neck and be burned with a cigarette as you cum
Like 10 25-yr old girls all sucking my dick one after another where they all say "omg this dick is amazing" and they pass it around and I sit there in shock watching them pass my dick around and the last girl, Leslie, holds it front of me and slaps it on her face and asks me how I feel and I tell her I don't feel anything because the blood loss from my detached pean has me numb and weird.
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2021-09-29 at 11:59 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Missionary with a 43 year old mother of 6 thatโs rich, and after she gives me 5 million dollars just because.