Id be interesting to see one year in the U.S. with no guns at all, and then one year where every single citizen was given a handgun a rifle and a shotgun.
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I yelled at so many people at work today. Im prolly a dick but im very tired. Some social media influencer faggots came in trying to ship a box with their friend in it, and i was just like we’re not doing this today. When they wouldnt stop filming and wouldnt fuck off, i called them retards and said the only thing less creative than a messenger bag with SUPREME on it was doing the same lame viral video bullshit that russian youtuber did before he took a bunch of mushrooms and tried to rape that jogger, and then i kicked the box over and told them to get the fuck out of my store.
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I've been not doing good it's been really fucking fun.
Step 1: Stop taking your meds, you don't even need the arthritis ones if someone asks tell them you don't get any meds anymore. Step 2: Folks this will require about 3$, 2.80 at Walmart. Bring 20. Youll require 4 four packs now I probably shouldn't give away all the secrets: the number% ABV must be high enough to put clearly on the can.
I've tried most of them unless they're not cheap, my recommendation; Hurricane Malt Liquor Reds Apple Ale Steel reserve 211
Get all of them everyday fuck it!
Step 3 realize you're officially back withdrawing from alcohol, shake and get sick every 8 to 12 hours and you barely eat.
But you do hate yourself and the majority of the people in your life. I love this community tho mostly because of the interactions you and I have shared. Don't ever forget thisfaggot.
Step 3 suck and fuck and tweak and drink and fall in love with your ex.
Step 4 have your mom say you HAVE TO COME BACK, STOP HAVING SEX WITH LOKIE, I NEED YOU TO PACK MY STUFF I MOVE ON MEMORIAL DAY. So I did.
I packed up all the stuff, she made dinner and started ridiculing me guys. So I told her my opinion of her and said I don't normally tell people how I really feel. She locked me out of the house when I went outside and called the police non emergency line for a welfare check
Step 5 tell the cops youre moving to Florida tomorrow morning and don't get welfare checks my SOCIAL SECURITY go on a card.
He said what do you need out of the house. I have 3 outfits a fishing pole and the ring I was wearing and my wallet
Step 6 oh shoot the cop thouggt I was serious, drove me to the greyhound station and "helped me" use my debit card to buy a ticket at noon two days ago to be in Miami Florida 50 hours later
Folks I've left the state of Wisconsin twice before and I'm 28 and visited 11 cities in the last day, got robbed for my phone in Atlanta, smoked crack, bought a blunt at every stop, got my dick sucked by a black person in the bathroom (the highlight so far) and tried to fuck this fat Amish girl who going to Ft Lauderdale. She told me she is widower and not promiscuous. I said oh and started writing this
But I have a plan for when I get there! And it involves me asking for mental health treatment while I detox at the hospital. I hope I can get back on my meds and into transitional housing.
I had a seizure 2 weeks ago from delerium tremens and that's when I realized I'm fucked (again)
So I took the opportunity of my departure to tell everyone exactly how I always felt about them
My best friend stole from me while I was gone and I just kinda realized everyone in my life except for 3 men could not exist and I'd be happier. So I gave away everything I own or told my roommate to keep it or left it at my mom's.
tldr I'm doing what §m£ÂgØL did except I'm gonna get my dick sucked a lot not fucked in the ass by hydromorphones husband in a piss smelling trailer.
Or maybe I will!
FINAL STEP Declared yourself the greatest and THEN YOU CATCH DAT BUS
to Miami where youre gonna try not to be an ego tistical mean drunk
I'm gonna try to be nice to everyone I meet and not be the piece of shit I have been for years that thinks he needs to be the bad guy because I have been for so long. Can't wait to be drunk in 7 hours guys, Miami in 12.
Long Live our Community.
I will include a photo of me and the Amish lady who while not being a looker has a really cute mouth and an accent I've never heard b4
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Did you know that tunnels are called tunnels because tons of people at Chootie related book signings were getting trampled so tons of other people decided to dig holes underneath them directly to the Chootie table? Choops I did it again.
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I wonder if it would work if a cop pulled you over for no helmet and you're like but I am wearing a helmet and you whip out your cock and shake it to show how secure it. There's my helmet bitch like Jesse Pinkman and then you flip him off and tell him to choke on a cock and die you retarded pig faggot cucklord.
I think it would work
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Holy shit that's amazing, I've been trying to find one for years. Did you have to wait outside a bookstore for days then trample a bunch of people to get? Is it signed?
I stole it from the Museum of Modern Art in jedi York. Don't tell anyone please and yes, it's paw-signed by the lady herself. And also yes, at a later time unrelated to Chootie or anything, I trampled a bunch of people. Also don't tell anyone that either. Thanks bae
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I saw this YouTube short of Jorden Pederson being interviewed and they asked when was the last time he cried and he said oh probably last week. It got me to thinking, that means he probably cries like a few times a month. That got me thinking, I can't remember the last time I just genuinely cried out of sheer sadness. I'll tear up watching WHOLESOMENESS or Norm's late special which was released 2 days ago by the way, but I haven't WEPT, like you and Jesus, in many many years, or just cried from depression or whatever. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
I know crying can be very cathartic and rewarding for some even, release of brain chemys and all that, but for some reason to me I associate it with giving up. Like if I just openly have a power weep session about myself or my life or whatever the fuck, I would like be embarrassed at myself even though I'm by myself. If I'm crying alone thinking about life, it would feel like that's intentionally being miserable. Im not explaining it well but I know what I mean. Basically I would be more comfortable crying in front of others than I would be crying alone, whatever that means.
What do you think about when you WEEP?
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