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  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folx, but the frequency & duration of my weeping sessions are secrets that are better left kept. πŸ₯²
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I saw this YouTube short of Jorden Pederson being interviewed and they asked when was the last time he cried and he said oh probably last week. It got me to thinking, that means he probably cries like a few times a month. That got me thinking, I can't remember the last time I just genuinely cried out of sheer sadness. I'll tear up watching WHOLESOMENESS or Norm's late special which was released 2 days ago by the way, but I haven't WEPT, like you and Jesus, in many many years, or just cried from depression or whatever. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

    I know crying can be very cathartic and rewarding for some even, release of brain chemys and all that, but for some reason to me I associate it with giving up. Like if I just openly have a power weep session about myself or my life or whatever the fuck, I would like be embarrassed at myself even though I'm by myself. If I'm crying alone thinking about life, it would feel like that's intentionally being miserable. Im not explaining it well but I know what I mean. Basically I would be more comfortable crying in front of others than I would be crying alone, whatever that means.

    What do you think about when you WEEP?
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  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    When I feel like crying I usually hold it back. It's only really when I think of other people and out of frustration of an inability to change their situation. Sometimes watching some wholesome ass shit too
  4. #4
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    U can talk to me about ur problems if u don't call me a nigger lover again
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh yeah sometimes when I'm drunk I'll read my Chootie book and cry lol.





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  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Holy shit that's amazing, I've been trying to find one for years. Did you have to wait outside a bookstore for days then trample a bunch of people to get? Is it signed?
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  7. #7
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Man February 2014 was such a hopeful time for me. Around June it all went downhill
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Holy shit that's amazing, I've been trying to find one for years. Did you have to wait outside a bookstore for days then trample a bunch of people to get? Is it signed?

    I stole it from the Museum of Modern Art in jedi York. Don't tell anyone please and yes, it's paw-signed by the lady herself. And also yes, at a later time unrelated to Chootie or anything, I trampled a bunch of people. Also don't tell anyone that either. Thanks bae
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Did you know it's called a trampoline because they were originally designed to bounce over crowds during chootie related book signings so you don't get trampled? Just choot me
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  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes, I knew that.

    Did you know that tunnels are called tunnels because tons of people at Chootie related book signings were getting trampled so tons of other people decided to dig holes underneath them directly to the Chootie table? Choops I did it again.
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  11. #11
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    They even taught that at the Porta potty that was my kindergarten classroom. It was mostly chootie related subjects we learned until grade 7 or whatever is the highest number ever. Physical chootication, social chooties, chootology and of course chootistry. I failed everything and they tied a belt around my leg until it turned blue and I couldn't feel it, then twisted it off like a rubber glove and pushed me over and made fun of me for not being able to stand back up. Herp Derp
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  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Social Chooties πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜
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  13. #13
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I saw this YouTube short of Jorden Pederson being interviewed and they asked when was the last time he cried and he said oh probably last week. It got me to thinking, that means he probably cries like a few times a month. That got me thinking, I can't remember the last time I just genuinely cried out of sheer sadness. I'll tear up watching WHOLESOMENESS or Norm's late special which was released 2 days ago by the way, but I haven't WEPT, like you and Jesus, in many many years, or just cried from depression or whatever. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

    I know crying can be very cathartic and rewarding for some even, release of brain chemys and all that, but for some reason to me I associate it with giving up. Like if I just openly have a power weep session about myself or my life or whatever the fuck, I would like be embarrassed at myself even though I'm by myself. If I'm crying alone thinking about life, it would feel like that's intentionally being miserable. Im not explaining it well but I know what I mean. Basically I would be more comfortable crying in front of others than I would be crying alone, whatever that means.

    What do you think about when you WEEP?

    I got lotion in my eyes the other day and then remembered that there was aluminum antiperspirant in it and my eye looked like a red grape and wouldn't stop leaking tears for hours

    anyway I cry a few times a year, random reasons, sometimes brought on by drugs. I see it like blowing your nose or taking a piss or shit or blowing a nutload, it's just a bodily release that's good for you. The more things you expel from your body besides ur blood, the better (?)
  14. #14
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Social Chooties πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

    I wanna catch ur social cooties
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hmm. Maybe I'm EDGING, but with cries instead of cums. So I'm just thinking about crying and building up to it but I never do it and then one of these days I will have the most powerful and intense cry ever experienced by modern man, and it will all have been worth it.
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  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I wanna catch ur social cooties

    That can be arranged. Come to my grandpa's basement tomorrow night after dark.
  17. #17
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster U can talk to me about ur problems if u don't call me a nigger lover again

    Doesn’t matter what people call you.. it’s what you answer to....
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  18. #18
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My friend told me today he got beaten up at a party in high school for saying nigger and I told him he definitely should have and he's very stupid and I feel like I did the right thing. I hate when people assume I'm racist because I'm super white trash. I don't even think he assumed I was racist he just liked talking like that but I automatically lose respect for someone when they do.

    Anyways, fuck ningers
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No replies for 3 hours. Now we know how long his weep sessions are. At least.
  20. #20
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Doesn’t matter what people call you.. it’s what you answer to….

    Can u teach me how to have self respect? πŸ₯Ί
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