Originally posted by Donald Trump
There's something vaguely creepy about this. I mean I know one hand is occupied, but shouldn't you be rubbing his shoulders or kissing him or rubbing the centre of his back or kissing his hand or something romantic like that?
I mean if he was being romantic would he rub you like this?
It's definitely shot a bit weird but like... there's literally nothing wrong with just gently touching your partner? Like lol intimacy doesn't need to be all showy gestures. Casually touching them is fine too?
I touch scronny like this sometimes. It's just nice being able to touch him. idk
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Originally posted by Sudo
The market is adjusting rn in response to inflation/logistics constraints so its actually a good time to buy vehicles, you just have to search a little harder to find ones that haven't responded to the new market yet.
Taking the time out to hunt for bargains is always worthwhile. If you look under all the stones you will find something good. Private sellers are the way to go. We used to have fortnightly classified booklets for sale in shops here, I dunno how you find them nowadays though.
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Used cars have gone super expensive right now here. The other day I went to ask about a Nissan Leaf, new, and they said "come back in 2023". Then they kindly offered to sell me a used one for the same price of a new one.
I could get a 4 year old Suzuki Ignis for €17,000, or a new one for €19,000. That is if I can get a new one.
It's a fucked up situation, it's a big panic to buy after the bullshit pandemic. I am 100% sure a big recession is next, and used cars will be had for about half the price they are now within 3 or 4 years.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
That girl takes way too much real estate in your head for no good reason. why u so triggered over what some immature cokewhore thinks of u? don't say u don't care either
Because I'm broken and damaged and just wanted a friend and she called me crazier than her ok that's the truth and she can self masturbate over that all she wants I'd she reads this.
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Originally posted by Wariat
kafka liked me the most out of any of you because im a true gentleman and a scholar and also an artist which chicks dig. im artistic not autistic.
LOL
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Originally posted by Sudo
Kafka is the kind of girl to slash your tires, threaten your ex, suck your dick and cast what she thinks is a series of spells and hexes on you when all she really wanted/needed was a hug and someone to fake an interest in her day. So she's more normal than she appears
I always knew you understood
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[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
When I was a young mechanic I was sent by my boss to a house to pick up a Towncar for service. That was something that the dealership did for its wealthy customers. I get dropped off at a friggin privet compound with an air strip as I'm walking up to the door a plane lands. A butler shows me in and I'm like I'm just here to pick up the Towncar for service. He says ok just wait for MR bigwig so MR Bigwig flaming faggot comes in and shows me around I'm like I'm just here to pick up your car and he's like ok but you want to see my plane? OK we go out he shows me his plane and then asks me if I "EVER WANT TO LEARN HOW TO FLY I'M MMMORE than happy to show you how". So that was as close to taking flying lessons that I ever got. The more I think about it now my boss was trying to pimp me out because I was a cute 19 year old.
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I did once and it was cool even though i have a fear of heights. I only have it in real life though, so go ahead to /r/fearofheights and repost until you're blue in the face.
I don't really reddit so idk if that's even a real subreddit, anyway, where waa i? Oh flying. If you get your plane drivers license, you'll also know how to speak pilot, like: hello tower papa echo sierra niner niner requesting vectors for final on approach over.
The best part is you get to memorize all the things that can go wrong, what the corresponsing alarm sounds like and what procedure to follow in order not to die.
I mean i'd get my wings, but planes are expensive and a little Cessna is pretty lame anyway. So instead i listen to ATC chatter with pilots who just declared a mayday. Never fails to brighten my day.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I worked at a printing press before and it reminds me of how scron describes his job. There were like 8 lesbians who worked there and one girl with a nice bum and stupid haircut who's dad also worked there I had sex with but she made me sleep on the couch instead of her room and her dad came out and I had to pretend to be asleep. She said she had a dream she had my kid and it would only eat Macdonalds. The shift was like 7pm to 4 or 5am literally the worst fucking shift ever. When the recession hit it closed and everyone cheered but I had already quit to sell more hugs and sleep more
Lmao that is literally word for word an accurate description of my local print shop.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Dang mang, it sounds like a case of being both overwhelmed and underwhelmed. Do you have any idea of contributing factors or a catalyst?
Financial stuff, mom getting older, constant physical pain, legal hurdles and stuff i wont mention in open chat bc people are creepy weirdos.
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