2022-05-30 at 4:44 PM UTC
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I Love every one of you
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Nope. I like this thread but fuck you..
NO NUDES FOR YOU.
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2022-05-30 at 4:43 PM UTC
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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2022-05-30 at 4:11 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Sudo
I'm worried if I do I might lure a supple young Mexican to get assfucked by my pedophile husband then convince him I'm carrying his baby. Ain't nobody got time fo dat
Poor guy, i got a mugshot and a recent pic of the particular pedophile you are referring to. Also: <3 (nohomo)
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2022-05-30 at 2:48 PM UTC
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When the hydromorphone hits just right
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2022-05-30 at 11:19 AM UTC
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red flag
Originally posted by Kafka
I hope I ruined his morning and that it’s over. I had this icky fear of him finding out where I live all this time.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I can see why you remain single and date women from across the world
The problem is that Irish guys are turbo cucks with no self respect, like that guy Kafka shit on. Irish girls are used to having locust like swarms of betas orbiting them complementing them and lavishing them with attention. It's disgusting. So much easier and more honest just to do what emigrants have been doing for thousands of years and go where the best opportunities are. I'm a citizen of the world
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my dad showed me how to do the normal stuff like change oil and breaks but generally I don't know SHIT about mechanics stuff or cars because I never had an interest.
When I was on tek working at this one place having a BAD CRASH depression day my boss expected me to change the battery and do all this mechanical upkeep on a forklift and I was like "i don't know how to do any of this shit man" and he berated me about not being a real man not knowing about engines and it was not a good day for that I took it pretty hard
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im sorta just staring out the window wondering what the fuck i'm even doing anymore
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2022-05-30 at 10:37 AM UTC
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red flag
I'm done here you're all incels
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
BEAR ALERT! that gal darn BEAR just attacked my trash trailer and set off the Bear alarm, I thought it was going for a quail cage and hit the door at a run but it was latched so I crashed loudly then busted through it and started cussing the bear out , he looked over the top of the trailer and I saw his eyes then I started for him yelling as he bolted away, I got back to the house pretty fast.
I know he's gonna try for my quail soon if I don't get em in a shed for protection
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2022-05-30 at 1:16 AM UTC
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Damn
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
On gang this place is poppin fam fr fr
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Telling everyone to clam down.... everyone just be clam...
*Rolls spliff atop a looking poast*
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Originally posted by Sudo
I have 2 small bidnizzez which keep me very busy. I know how to paint and the fancy terminology like "brush" and "rags" , I really just dont want to. Mostly asking about quoting as it's for a rich guy so he will want it done as fancily as possible so what specific primers or weather resistant brands etc
Just ask the dude at the paint store. He knows everything.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
OT Quail news today we are up to 50 baby chicks hatched out all look good and no signs of special need quails in the bunch so far
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soap was invented by the jedis hot water is literally a solvent i know because i took a bath and i could see dirt come off
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THE SETUP
Through k r o z's uncle we will reach out to THE MARK and have him told that were really interested in his ciphering skills and we have a exciting job opportunity to add a bunmch of numbers up which would involve giving him a really high quality adding-machine. then scope out the black-site and wear a trench coat and sunglasses and hide out on the park bench like the cops did when they set up wario for being a pedophile at seal world just lying in wait with a newspaper and a ham sandwhitch literally in communication wit the crew who is parked up on the street by the corner in the van the entire time using an earpiece "little bird in my ear"
PREPT WORK
To secure funding for our skunk project we need to avoid the normal channels as those are subject to congressional scrutiny which in this case we can not allow the risk of. PLAN-A for funding is that we will use blaster-master and put him on an adult tricycle at walmart during rush-hour and he will purposefully veer acrosst the parking lot popping outof nowhere behind the cart corral so that someone in a nice car ( thats how you KNOW they got the big bucks ) hits him and then he does a poor-me skit and says he things he has nerve damage from the accident that way they will freak the fuck out and pay him off with literally giving him a blank cheque. of course they expect him to be up-right and do the right thing and just fill out the amount of a new bicycle but literally we will use an Apple Macintosh computer to scan it in and put the cheque to be for like 100 grand.
GAME DAY
With the big-bux in-pocket we will be able to hire a fat dork to drive us to the black-site in a limousine
When we see THE MARK show up in his tuxedo one of are agents will go bump into him like a pickpocket but instead of stealing his velcro wallet they will pull his pants back a bit and dump a handfill of dirt down his trousers thats how you get him primed up and in the mindset to get his panties off and thats when a bunch of older men bumrush him coming out of the woodworks wearing ski masks
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2022-05-29 at 4:07 PM UTC
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DontTellEm nude photo
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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( Who is an accountant at hole foods)
Hunting him down like the pig he is and making him wear k r o z's vintage Calvin Klein micro fiber briefs
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2022-05-29 at 2:25 PM UTC
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My Memoirs
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2022-05-29 at 12:21 PM UTC
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imagine just imagine
I had nightmares about some of the really hard, underpaid, dead end jobs I have had in the past.
Being a dubai porta potty doesn't seem so bad compared to working in some of the shitty wage slave working poverty jobs I have had.
Getting wet, working your ass off, getting disrespected, dealing with rat shit, and going home with a €330 cheque for your 40 hours misery work.
Unfortunately I never had any wealthy arabs offer to pay me to shit on me.
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yisrael uber alle
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