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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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    Wow that is unfortunate.
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Meikai I'm going to laugh when your 200 IQ fivehead ass gets dragged to the FEMA camps by the liserd illuminati to get a vaccine that gives your children autism and implants an RFID tracker into you to bring about the abolishment of paper currency and borders. I bet you think the satanic NASA globe model is real (NASA is HEBREW for DECEPTION) and a bunch of Saudis did 9/11 and their passports miraculously survived the crash and also that tower 7 collapsing is totally non-suspicious.

    Close.

    Aliens did 9/11.

    Saudis converted the Aliens to Islam, though.
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm She is just a girl, ur just a boy.

    Can I make it anymore obvious?

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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Your tampon is red.
    And I've got the flu.
    Instead of just fucking...
    Let's masturbate in a zoo.
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Your period is red.
    My Kool-Aid is blue.
    Your twat juice is clear.
    Let me cum inside you.
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Republicans are red.
    Democrats are blue.
    Trump is orange.
    Suck my dick slut.
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  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk RIP Dad❤

    Holy shit this one takes me back.

    What a fucking track.

    You know it's fucked up when the explicit version even has a couple parts censored.
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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Step mom porn == boner.

    Biological mom porn == kill my cell phone with fire.
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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, he's orange.

    It's a lifestyle choice that I just don't particularly agree with.
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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
    Originally posted by BummyMofo

    He must have bought waterproof eyebrow glue.

    He actually just got maced for grabbing Hilary Clinton's ass at a cocktail party.
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  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls But you listed france, belgium and netherlands which are all part of that europe shit nigga !

    Im gonna let you off because your avi is fabulous

    Let's just change the question to "how many Earths have you been to?"

    I'll start...

    I've been to one.
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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I lived out of a Dodge Caravan for the better part of a year.

    It was quite something.

    I parked at a rest area for an entire month at one point.

    My crazy/unusal stories mostly have to do with some of the people I met along the way.

    One time I was chased out of a neighbourhood because a neighbourhood watch type guy thought I was up to no good.

    Another time, I woke up to a hooker opening my car door at 6 am to rifle through my shit. I had an issue with the locks so I couldn't always lock the doors at night.

    There was also a time when an elderly South Asian man propositioned me inside my storage locker where I kept all my shit. He pulled down the door and then slid his hand up my shirt.

    I also had a few memorable exchanges with the popo, but they were actually generally pretty cool about things.

    Apparantly, at least in Canada, there are no laws against pulling over and sleeping in your car on the side of the road.
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    Tbh, pretty much any of these types of conspiracy theories are quite useful to me as a heuristic litmus test for IQ.

    I just tally up the number of these conspiracies a person believes in then calculate their IQ by dividing 100 by that number.

    If they mention the luminardy or reptilians, those count for 2 points apiece.
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  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat aso you are a hypocryte as well Bugs? You find it no problem if gadzooks fuks an 18 yr old only because you said its legal but in other states and most countries 16 is legal but for eome rewosn you have a hard on if i was rucking 16 yr olds once in a while hard while calling them bitches and kinky sluts? thats called being q hypocryte because your original response was the legality argument which you adressed wuickly then went on some wild rant going off tangent.

    The fact that AoC varies from one culture to another is a fact of life, and it raises some very interesting questions surrounding the arbitrariness of any particular AoC.

    It's somewhat analogous to how eating beef is totally normal in most parts of the world, but it's utter sacrilege in somewhere like India. And then there's the fact that some Asian cultures consume dog, a household pet often assigned the status of family member on most other parts of the world.

    My word of advice at the end of the day, though, is just to abstain from engaging in any debate about the precise age of consent in any given country because it's just never fruitful, and only makes you come off to people as a pervert seeking rationalizations.

    If it's legal in your country to sleep with 16 year olds, then I guess go for it. Just like if you live somewhere that regularly eats dog... Eat it if it's your tradition, but don't waste your time on the Internet trying to change other people's minds.

    You'd be wasting your time AND making yourself look monstrous to them.
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bugz Half your age

    I stopped reading there because it felt like a good time to stop.

    A good rule of thumb, I must say.

    10/10. Will follow.
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  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bugz Cly is that you?

    I wish I was half black, I could play on emotions both ways. is that Politically incorrect of me? Tuff-Shid Sardonic all the way.

    Just say that you are mixed race, and if they ask for proof, accuse them of hegemonic microaggressions and psychosocial gaslighting.
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to run for at least 30 minutes a few times a week, and cycle (on a stationary bike) for 10 miles about 5 times a week.

    I was in fairly decent shape at one time. But I fell off for too long and it's going to take some good old fashion gumption to get back in the game.

    I'm working my way back into that again because I wanna do a Triathlon at some point.

    It's just one of those bucket list goals.

    I've got a close friend who trains for marathons who is a major source of inspiration.
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed FFS :/

    I'm kind of the worst accountabillibudy, I know.

    Don't let my actions discourage you.

    I'll go back to normal soon enough.

    Like I said, first time on the crystal in well over a year.

    I'm usually a good boy.
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