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Thanked Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Until then, though, I'mma be straight up off the god damn chain.

    I'm sipping on scotch and amaretto as we speak (and it's barely past noon).

    Some alcoholic wisdom that I will pass down to those that came after me... Amaretto sweetens every type of regular liquor. It turns sipping drinks into chugging drinks, but only adds alcoholic content. It's kind of a life hack but might actually ruin your life, so YMMV.

    Back to the point though, I am going to do this.

    And just posting about it is actually the greatest stride I could have taken. I don't ever really tell people when I'm going off the sauce, because the burden of responsibility can be a tad overwhelming. But when I legitimately decide to stop, I manage to do it.

    So right now, this here is my declaration of intent.

    Until then, though, Imma be soused to the absolute max.
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  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I used to stay awake for days chasing cute homeless girls around the neighborhood

    That happens to be one of my own pastimes as well.
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  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    "If the booty's round, I will pound.

    If the ass is flat, I might not tap."

    - Abraham Lincoln
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    I love this song.

    I'm down for a road trip too.
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by street_carp Jordan Peterson is overwhelmingly popular compared to who? Pewdiepie is overwhelmingly popular. The Superbowl is overwhelmingly popular. Imagine fucking Dragons are overwhelmingly popular. Jordan Peterson is tepid mate.

    "infinite freedoms and responsibilities" is a big blob of nothing. Doesn't mean a thing.

    Most people have meaning in their life. Family, friends, a career they enjoy, a hobby, travelling, kids, grandkids, their car, their garden. Too many things to list really. Right-wing doomers in America want to propagate the idea that life is suffering to drag disenfranchised people into their hate-vortex.

    There's so many things that give life meaning and Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro aren't top of most people's lists.

    Who the fuck is Jordan Peterson?

    I know who he is, but barely.

    Anyway, he's irrelevant to the topic at hand.

    And how the fuck did politics come into this?

    You're weird.

    Anyway, regarding the issue of grounding meaning in terms of universal elements, even people with families, kids, and super neato cool jobs. They all experience moments of nihilistic confusion.

    And the very fact that one can experience such a thing is incontrovertible proof that "meaning" is entirely ephemeral.
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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker British East India Company.

    And Dutch, while we're at it.

    Ironically (regarding the thread), India might have been one of the most "invaded" countries ever.
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat he mentions is a sex offender he registered with me in santa cruz.

    Is this some kind of group activity?

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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    At first, I was going to go off ranting about how free speech is only being more and more impinged upon (because that is true, the first amendment is currently under attack, and I am zealously opposed to that)...

    On a now-deleted video on the mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton by Canadian white nationalist, Stefan Molyneux (whose channel YouTube has now banned), the user wrote: “Hi guys, i need your help, i cant help but look at those shooters and think, that could be me. I watch Stefan, and black pilled and many others on the right. I think i should do the same thing they are doing.”

    The user then went on to discuss methods of making explosive devices.

    ...but this asshole should be on a list.

    Being "on a list" isn't being censored, or having their PI exposed.

    It's just somebody who poses a legitimately potential risk being monitored a little bit when they're posting shit online.

    I see zero issue with this, as long they are still afforded the same fundamental rights such as privacy (from public knowledge) and due process.
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  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I actually grew up in an unusual environment where Indians (dot, not feather) were nearly the majority. In some neighborhoods, they legit outnumbered white households.





    I'm pretty sure it's literally their most densely diaspora'd city.

    Oddly enough, though, I have met very few Pakistanis in my life.

    Growing up in the scenario that I did, I heard more racial slurs and stereotypes about Indians than I ever did for blacks (for instance).

    In fact, it was very common to call all South Asian looking people "Paki", "turbans", "ragheads", or "Hindu" (this being especially ignorant since the vast majority are Sikh).
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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    MODERN DAY POLITICAL DEBATE:

    You: "You vote for a pedophile!".

    Opponent: "No, in fact, YOU vote for a pedophile!".

    You: As a matter of indisputable fact, YOU vote for a pedophile!

    Opponent: As a matter of intergalactic factual phenomena, You, in fact, are the one who votes for pedophiles.

    You: "No. That is entirely incorrect. I do not engage in such things, for I am not a pervert. You, sir, are, in fact, the pervert."

    Opponent: "No, YOU are the REAL pervert.

    You: "Actually, I digress... I am too busy trying to convince strangers on the Internet that I'm not a nonce. You're going to have to hold on just a sec."

    Opponent: "The day I give a bonafied nonce a time break..."

    You "Confirmed nonce."
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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy So actually if you guys decide to act like fools and manage to get me fired you will actually be turning HellaDamn"MyNewBitch" into an actual slave as he will be force to pay me for lost wages by working his own ass off for a change.

    Have fun feeding your dumbass kids while your supporting my victim ass.

    Order!
    Order in the court!
    *bangs gavel*
    Today we have "toothless trailer faggit versus outstanding citizen with teeth Fona :)"
    (BTW it's Judge Judy)

    Someone else finish this plz.

    Your honor, I am gadzooks, defense counsel for the accused.

    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I must plead with you that my client is merely a victim of circumstance.

    You see... He was abused as a child, and the only way he can regain any sense of control over his life is by doxxing people on the Internet.

    I'm not asking that you morally accept what he has done.

    I merely ask that you take a moment to walk in my client's shoes.

    Prosecution will try to argue that my client is an evil man. They may even try to convince you that he is a serial doxxer.

    This, however, was a crime of passion.

    It was a single, insular incident.

    He is repentant and only wants to get on with his life and try to become a better person.

    I only ask that you take mercy on him.

    You may think him a monster, but there is more to him than being a doxxer.

    He also operates a website that, try as he might, can attract zero users.

    Imagine what that must be like.

    I contend that each and every last one of you fine upstanding dozen would fall prey to similar impulses were you in his situation.

    The defense rests.
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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung But i adore you, Zookers. You're a very desirable poster, and, when you return, you give this place a boost.👍😘⚘

    Remember when we had a rivalry like a year ago?

    But anyway, I like you now.

    Maybe not as much when you're calling black members around here niggers.

    But overall I think you're alright.
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  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Everybody hates everybody else on here.

    We're like a giant dysfunctional family.
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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've tried just about every drug there is, but I have no interest whatsoever in deliriants.

    Listen to Casper and trippymindfuk.

    I've never heard of somebody taking them and not entirely regretting the experience afterward.
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  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Don't American presidents consistently cycle between Republicans and Democrats?

    You guys are just gonna get Trump 2.0 in 4-8 years.
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  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I soak my balls in the sink right before I blow my wad all over the dishes.

    Then I high tail it out of the place before the home owners wake up.
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just went and picked up a bag of stolen steaks at a park from a male escort, wearing a glittery gold Ed Hardy shirt because my other one had stains on it.

    And it turned out there were two dudes with the same name chilling at the same fucking park, so after asking around, I find a dude with that name, and I'm nudging and waking up a nodding out fent user and telling him I'm looking for his meat.

    Everybody looked at me like I'm literally retarded.

    Wtf am I doing with my life?
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  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat sex with the 53 yr old woman.

    There's your problem right there.
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ludacris is from Atlanta, tho.

    He's kinda one of my favorite rappers.
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just posted five times in a row in the same thread.

    I'm posting a sixth time just because.

    Kinda pushing it to the limit in here.
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