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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The future is now.
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  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ehy eould a company shoehorn something like Adobe down someone’s throwt if they can get wround to it using their software or it impedes thir work or make it twke longer what they could do using an apple pencil or stylus?

    Nevermind.
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  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Procreation is a crime tantamount to genocide.
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    We've got an entire town called Dildo up here in Canada.

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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo it is pretty gross. When I smoked it many moons ago I would use inhalers, pill bottles, pop cans, whatever I could find, then ash and tinfoil. So bad for you.

    Take opiates or benzos to come down, bust a nut, break your pipe and tell your crackhead homeless piece of shit friends to keep that shit away from you

    I've got a bottle full of valium and clonazepam back home.

    And I can't do opiates (I used to be a full blown IV user... Did the methadone thing. Didn't get a t shirt).

    Like, can't.

    Nobody ever gets it.

    I can smoke some rock or some side once in a while, but I can't do opiates casually.

    But you are right.

    I only do crack once a year, then I break the tube, and I lose the dealers number.

    I figure, though, that if I'm gonna go all out... Might as well go balls to the fucking wall.

    I swear to God I'll be normal again in a few days.
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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Semen viewing homosexual.
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Where's the cum?
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My living situation is kind of unique in that it could be categorized either way.

    I live in my own apartment but my mom is, on paper at least, the landlady, and, since I've been unemployed, I am occasionally short on the mortgage / property tax / utilities payments.

    But I'm pretty confident I'll be able to make up for those discrepancies once I find a new job. At my last job I actually earned more than anyone in my entire family (except my Dad... He's apparantly, according to my mom at least, reached six figure salary).

    So I am somewhat dependant on my parents right now if I'm being totally honest about it.
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  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol you're like the ultimate cuck jk I couldn't do that.

    I guess its different for everyone, my friend I used to work with was a good looking guy like he looked like mathew maccanhay kinda.. and he had a cute gf, but she was a total lush and when she came in when we were hanging she just sat on my lap holding, but whatever, but he told me later that he loves but she is a lesbo as sees girls, and he was like "whut du fink kr0" and I was like i don't know what tell you man that wouldn't be my thing but if you love her that much… lol.

    I have another friend that him and this dude were in a cuck scenario where the guy wanted to coke and have them bang his wife or whatever because thought it was hot and afterwards he was really pissed and being abusive to her so my friend just left..

    some peoples kids..

    Yeah it really is about the filthiest fetish there is. I'm not proud of it but sometimes I get off faster jerking it to porn if I imagine that she's taunting me in some way.

    But like I said, I would never actually do it IRL. There's gotta be limits. I keep it in the old spank bank.
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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby fantasy isn't the same as reality, some women like getting hit and choked in a roeplay manner but if they just did it out of no where thats different.

    Yeah it's kind of like how I sometimes have a cuckoldry fetish but if a woman actually cheated on me I might just end up incurring a couple "Assault by beating" charges myself.
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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat „they are raping people or threatening to with police clubs they put condom on.”

    At least they're practicing safe rape.
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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Ask his asshole how cool it was

    Rape jokes are the absolute pinnacle of comedy.
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  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And yeah, I'll side with the junkie because the junkie is John Q. Everyman.

    If even the dregs of society can't be afforded the same fundamental freedoms as the rest of us, then we've failed as a society.
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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ But are you mad though?

    Now I'm not gonna kill myself just to spite you. Thank you for saving my life.

    That's literally what keeps me alive.

    Knowing that there might be people out there that would like to see me dead... I'm just gonna keep on truckin', don't even care if the haters mad.
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  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She seems like a pretty cool chick, Leon.
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  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 There isn't a hair on my body out of place.

    But yeah I know what you mean Franky, me and O'Doyle were cruising the streets of San Francisco and cat calling out the window LANNY WJERE AaaAre YOU COME OUT AND PLAY and he just bunkered down because we never were for sure we found him. Pretty sure he closed the blinds and lied his little head on his little pillow

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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You ever seen Scent of a Woman?

    You ever seen Scent of a Woman... On weed?

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  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Just don't edit it in the first place, revisionist.
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung dont just drink…drink and drive 👍

    I actually used to do that all the time way back when.

    I'm trynna fix my life, though, not ruin it.

    Also, I am currently sans vehicle.

    I had a Dodge Caravan but I let a hooker friend take it out one night and she got it impounded.

    I've been without a ride ever since.
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Some black guy looked at me when I was getting it out of my car and he said I didn't know what to do with it.
    Do you still have the instructions?

    Apparently I do..

    The box, at least...





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