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Just smoked some meth and DMT with this cutie and I want her to come back

  1. 2020-09-18 at 4:22 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I try to just live my life all normal style but hot women's literally just wind up in my apartment and now I want to sleep with this one because she's just surprisingly sexy for a chick that was just here like minutes ago.

    At one point, I reached over to pass her a lighter or some shit and my hand kinda brushed against her titty and I got a little bit erect.

    I lent her my pliers and a screw driver and she asked for my number so she might actually come back over.

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

    Do you guys think she'll come back?

    Unofficial poll.

    []Yes.
    []No.
  2. 2020-09-18 at 4:29 AM UTC
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    She'll be back to rob u later w her boyfriend.
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  3. 2020-09-18 at 4:32 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm She'll be back to rob u later w her boyfriend.

    Her boyfriend actually just got out of jail today...

    That says something about both her taste in guys as well as my taste in women.
  4. 2020-09-18 at 4:33 AM UTC
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol ffs
  5. 2020-09-18 at 4:36 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She was wearing these little jean shorts...

    Every time she walked past me i turned just a little bit more hard.

    I hate my life.

    Eff emm Elle.
  6. 2020-09-18 at 5:14 AM UTC
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Her boyfriend actually just got out of jail today…

    That says something about both her taste in guys as well as my taste in women.

    DTE is right. You're probably going to get hogtied up in your closet and your place ransacked.
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  7. 2020-09-18 at 5:17 AM UTC
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    cutie will be the new hotdog/pizza code according to netflix.



    sorry bad joke but it could be layered and placed right out there
  8. 2020-09-18 at 5:19 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're probably going to get hogtied up in your closet

  9. 2020-09-18 at 5:22 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Did she just steal my pliers and screw driver?

    Could you imagine?

    It was like an Ocean's Eleven style heist where the chick hypnotizes me with that ass in them booty shorts and then high tails it out with a brand new pair of pliers and a screwdriver?

    They were probably plotting this shit for weeks.
  10. 2020-09-18 at 5:23 AM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hope you endup banging her gadzooks, you can use a break.
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  11. 2020-09-18 at 5:49 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I honestly don't even know if I could do her right now. I've got some speed shrinkage going on right now.

    But I honestly wouldn't mind her coming back just to hang out for a bit.

    She's just pleasant to look at.

    When my friend was like "yo, you mind if this lady friend comes by here?", I just did not expect her to be so purdy.
  12. 2020-09-18 at 5:54 AM UTC
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by gadzooks I honestly don't even know if I could do her right now. I've got some speed shrinkage going on right now.

    But I honestly wouldn't mind her coming back just to hang out for a bit.

    She's just pleasant to look at.

    When my friend was like "yo, you mind if this lady friend comes by here?", I just did not expect her to be so purdy.

    love triangle thing. triangles seem to be a thing on NIS
  13. 2020-09-18 at 6:01 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bugz love triangle thing. triangles seem to be a thing on NIS

    Oh they aren't even the ones together.

    It's absolutely bonkers, actually...

    This one friend of mine has all these attractive women friends and there's no earthly explanation for why.

    He's a decent guy but he's no Brad Pitt. It kind of defies all rhyme and reason.
  14. 2020-09-18 at 6:17 AM UTC
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U need to pull it together. She is just a girl, ur just a boy. Try not to fall on knees at an attractive girl.
  15. 2020-09-18 at 6:19 AM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm U need to pull it together. She is just a girl, ur just a boy. Try not to fall on knees at an attractive girl.

    But thats what he's into he's like 36 years old and I honestly think he gets off on being a cuck, he's a good guy, but he'll tell you about what thinks of while he bites his lip and closes his eyes. Peple have given him advice but He's a true to lifer..
  16. 2020-09-18 at 6:20 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm She is just a girl, ur just a boy.

    Can I make it anymore obvious?

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  17. 2020-09-18 at 6:26 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby But thats what he's into he's like 36 years old and I honestly think he gets off on being a cuck, he's a good guy, but he'll tell you about what thinks of while he bites his lip and closes his eyes. Peple have given him advice but He's a true to lifer..

    While I do sometimes jerk off to cuckoldry fantasies, it's just some mental shit to bust a quick nut.

    I can spit some game from time to time but right now I'm kind of fat, unemployed, and perpetually drunk.

    My confidence levels are zero.

    But I do work on it.

    I've been working out lately and networking for my career and shit.

    I'm not entirely hopeless.

    But yeah, I wouldn't even do myself right now.

    I have to slip myself roofies just to masturbate.
  18. 2020-09-18 at 6:34 AM UTC
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    gadzoo. dont take love advice from other bbs nerds
  19. 2020-09-18 at 6:35 AM UTC
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    ps..mid 30s

    go to church, find a nice cutie to settle down with

    ball n chain thuggery
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  20. 2020-09-18 at 6:41 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bugz go to church, find a nice cutie to settle down with

    Thanked, because I know you mean well...

    But church...?

    Of all the places to find a broad...

    Then again, you might be on to something...

    Get me a God-fearing Christian type and just live within our own little world... Start attending mass on Sundays and participating in bake sales to spread the word of Christ...

    I could almost get behind that kind of life.
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