2020-09-18 at 10:20 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I'm thinking of texting this girl that was over last night, and I want the cheat codes to just instantly access her secret room.
There has to be a set of words that, strung together and recited with a certain degree of elegance, will inevitably result in your hole getting wet and eager to receive.
There's gotta be like a A-A-B-B-Up-Down-Left-Right kind of sequence that accomplishes all this.
Plz gimme ur cheat codes girls. I promise I won't use them for anything nefarious.
2020-09-18 at 10:23 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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2020-09-18 at 10:28 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
hey girl, I just scored some killer meth, wanna swing by and help me with it
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2020-09-18 at 10:37 PM UTC
How about "I live on $500 an acre land. Wanna see?"
2020-09-18 at 10:58 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You'd have to write her a poem.
2020-09-18 at 11:16 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Your hole looks real swell.
Let me slide it in you.
2020-09-18 at 11:20 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Roses are red.
My balls are blue.
Suck me right dry.
Then I might suck you too.
2020-09-18 at 11:22 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Republicans are red.
Democrats are blue.
Trump is orange.
Suck my dick slut.
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2020-09-18 at 11:24 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Your period is red.
My Kool-Aid is blue.
Your twat juice is clear.
Let me cum inside you.
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2020-09-18 at 11:26 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Your tampon is red.
And I've got the flu.
Instead of just fucking...
Let's masturbate in a zoo.
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2020-09-18 at 11:34 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Vinny likes kids.
And Hikki's a Jew.
I just want a bitch...
Whose dying to screw.
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2020-09-18 at 11:44 PM UTC
Your problem is you are asking "ladies of Nis" Ladies don't post here. Ladies are out having complete strangers buying them dinner.
2020-09-19 at 12:17 AM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Just look her in the eye and say "take your clothes off".
Usually works for me.
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2020-09-19 at 12:31 AM UTC
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