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2019-03-26 at 7:23 PM UTC in Hey Frala
What the actual fuck?
Geese cry?
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2019-03-31 at 7:45 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Grylls you posted pic(s) of your ex girlfriend before right, i don’t mean da escort
The black one?
I posted a pic of us making out.
That was over a decade ago tho (when it was taken).
I dated her back in 2005.
Been "single" ever since.
By which I mean, fucked a whole heck of a lot, but no date nights or hand holding or any of the really enviable stuff.
Women use me as a walking vibrator...
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2019-03-31 at 12:05 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by 🐿 Why not?
Cuz they're predominantly dudes. I have no use for the preservation of such digital imagery.
I guess technically my ex-"roommate", the escort, was a temporary squatter, and I saved a bunch of her backpage escort ad pics for nostalgic reasons.
But I really don't like posting people's pictures online without their permission.
Oh, that and they're on my currently broken external hard drive (thank you for reminding me of yet another thing lost that day).
So even if I could, I wouldn't; and even if I wanted to, I couldn't.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-30 at 9:45 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by gadzooks About to vacuum every square inch of carpet in my apartment because the loudness is an effective method for waking up loafing vagrants who have overstayed their welcome.
Actually I thought of a much better idea... Turn a high powered fan on at full blast and aim it directly at them.
Automatic loud sound AND constant cold air == no choice but to wake up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-24 at 12:08 AM UTC in Pen IslandI've had the pics in this thread blown up and professionally printed into posters and placed them on my wall.
No homo. -
2019-03-30 at 11:03 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
Originally posted by Technologist So what’s up Gad? Are they all still there?
The gal, tho, I'm kinda developing a romantic attraction to.
However, it turns out she might just be a textbook sadistic, self-serving, thot.
She's also a real handful.
I'm well known for the scope of my psychoactive drug experimentation. This chick, though, makes it an every day habit of combining ~5+ unique psychoactive compounds.
And then there's the blatant manipulation. She frequently tends to pull a George Costanza and leave items behind at my apartment worth tracking down.
By leaving things like a literal liter of whiskey at 4 AM because she suddenly needs to leave, or her cute little gold-colored cat ears headband or a pair of sunglasses, etc (Thus leaving me impatiently awaiting her prompt return that might - which of course seldom happens), she has me in a perpetual state of expectation of her return.
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2019-03-29 at 2:01 PM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours nowBeen awake now since Sunday or Monday. Not sure which.
Going to Vancouver (trip to the city from the rural parts... like 2 hour transportation time thing).
I can't do things normal; too fucked up.
I started kinda playing this bad-ass mysterious gangster role at like 6 AM after the only gal in the place woke up because it was like a pop tart at dinner time in the McCormick house on South Park. Dudes all started macking, flirting, basically turning my living room into an XXX rated porno with additional Tourette's.
I had to beta-ize myself so I played a role I used to play way back.
She gave me the rest of her liquor and is going to pick up more crack now, and when she gets back she's coming with me into town.
It's gonna be quite the trip.
I promised hotel room and a bunch of other stuff.
There's like this metaphysical force that takes over when there is a conscious woman and multiple males in the same room.
They must challenge each other with expressions of true superiority relative to the rest, or it just becomes a fucking dumpster fire of horny pathetic dudes trying and failing to outdo each other.
The rest are, although friends of mine at this point, a tad too oriented towards the β end of the spectrum, and thus won't take a "big scary spontaneous trip" into the big ol' city.
I, however, promised one of my city niggas a night on the town and a hotel room full of booze and drugs, and maybe, just maybe some social entertainment of the feminine variety.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-28 at 5:50 PM UTC in Post your desk/study setup
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2019-03-29 at 4:03 AM UTC in Yeah, ohfra is totally hawt.Oh, and he ever so casually handed me a $100 bill this morning (I wasn't keeping tabs, but I actually think he significantly overpaid the money he's been borrowing).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-29 at 4:01 AM UTC in Yeah, ohfra is totally hawt.
Originally posted by Octavian Did he ask permission to bring these creatures? Careful your shit doesn't go missing. Has he not moved in 3 days or however long it's been?
So far, the regulars and those that stayed longer durations have been surprisingly tolerable. One was this crazy 20 year old chick who does like every drug under the sun (simultaneously), and is just all around super fun to chill with.
Tonight he brought over my next door neighbour... It just so happens that the dude in the apartment right next to mine for 5 years is a good friend of his. Technically, I should know my neighbor of 5 years better than my transient amigo.
Like I said, there's some major twilight zone themes going on here all around.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-28 at 2:56 PM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMPOk, to word it as succinctly as I possibly can...
I just so happened to witness a crime being committed, as well as five officers standing around watching, and merely pointed that fact out to one of the five officers present who had at some point sworn to uphold the law, and were presently doing the exact opposite of that.
I guess next time I run into any NiS poster's mom being forcibly gorilla pimped out of a cheap motel to a bunch of uniformed cops looking to get some pussy in between donut breaks, I'll remember that "I just don't have all the details…" and walk away and assume that there's some context missing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-28 at 2:48 PM UTC in I have successfully modified Gadzooks' behaviourSo you're bragging about having been rude to me just consistently enough to somehow secure yourself a steady position on my radar as someone whose posts I will generally derive less pleasure from reading when compared to those that are composed by the remaining majority of regular posters here?
Congratulations. You have been able to achieve the truly enviable objective of successfully announcing yourself as noticeably unlikable, and empirically testing that fact by continuing to be unlikable.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-28 at 1:27 PM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMP
Originally posted by Grylls story isnt consistent, at first you said "about five cops"
now you're saying it was five cops, all male
and a lot of detail you remembered there in the dialogue
remembering what was said back and forth between you and the cops when you said you were drunk and cant remember how you even met the dude
That's textbook victim blaming.
Do you also subscribe to the notion that if a woman is forcibly raped but can't remember the details, no crime took place?
We'll have rapists jam packing senior citizen's homes, hospices, and degenerative brain disease wards in hospitals over this seemingly brilliant loophole...
Missing any specific details about the event? Crime couldn't possibly have happened.
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2019-03-26 at 3:41 PM UTC in How can i trick a girl into liking meAre people unironically saying "be yourself"?
If "being yourself" worked for these people, they wouldn't need advice on how to change.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-28 at 12:10 AM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMPFull story compiled:
A few years ago, I was on a drinking bender, and I ended up back in home town and neighbourhood (major slums...), and I end up meeting up with some random dude and we end up going to a strip club (picture the sleaziest, filthiest, grimiest strip club you can - then multiply the dive factor by about 10x).
I'm pretty drunk, so I don't know exactly what just happened, but the dude I'm in there with is being chased out of the strip club by the bouncer...
I follow suit, just to check up on him, even though I've only known him like an hour or so tops.
There are about five cops out there walking the beat (like I said, REALLY rough neighbourhood... this is standard requirements around here)...
I see the bouncer beating the dude against the sidewalk, so I'm like "yo, what is this? this seems like excessive use of force!?"...
pt2 in a sec... need a shot.
This shit was legit traumatizing...
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So one of the cops asks me if there's gonna be a problem.
I'm just like "yo, that bouncer is clearly beating that guy up, why are you not doing anything about it?"
Then he (the cop!) responds with something like... "what are you gonna do about it?"
So I say something along the lines of "this shit's illegal for one thing", and I think I might have raised my arms in a body language gesture to indicate anger...
Next thing I know, five bitch ass cops are tackling me to the ground...
I end up blacking out...
Hold, pt3 incoming...
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15 minutes later, I come to... I'm just walking down the street, head feels all fucked up, I'm just COVERED in blood...
I see a group of druggies shooting up and what not, but they're the only sign of life, so I walk up to them...
They tell me "wtf happened to you? you look like you just got the shit beat out of you?"
And I say "I don't know... five cops tackled me, I blacked out, and now I'm just walking down the street trying to make sense of it all."
Then one of the junkies is like "well, you're heating the spot out, get lost or I'll kick your ass too."
So I continue walking, dazed and confused, trying to wipe all the blood off with random pieces of paper towel I find and all that."
I can barely see out of one of my eyes.
I just keep wandering, no idea what to do next...
hold up, pt 4...
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Eventually, I realize I need to check myself into a hospital.
My wrist, for one thing, feels like it might be broken (from when they were kneeling on me and cuffing me, I imagine).
They do an x-ray, and tell me it's not broken, and that the bruises and cuts on the rest of my body and on my face will heal with time. They let me go, and I somehow end up back at my mom's house (her house is nearby, I live out of town but I'm way too fucked up physically to make that trip).
For the next couple days, I'm just stuck on my moms couch trying to make sense of things.
I was so fucking confused, my brain just felt fucked.
I went back to the hospital to check myself into the psych ward because my brain just wasn't processing things right...
I get into see a psych nurse and he does a psych exam, then gives me a referal to see a psychiatrist later in the week.
But I'm still not feeling right... so I go back into the ER and say "look, my brain is fucked up. something is wrong. I can't even process my environment right now."
So I end up seeing an ER doc who gives one look at my face and says "you clearly suffered a serious concussion."
So I ask "will this all go away? because I can't process things, I have no short term memory, I can't function."
Then he gives me some meds to calm me down and to help me sleep, but tells me that I could end up feeling like that for weeks, if not months.
I leave the hospital and take the meds he gives me.
For WEEKS I couldn't even look at a computer screen.
I had all kinds of fucked up neurological symptoms for months even.
Some of my cuts and bruises didn't heal for months, almost a year even.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-28 at 12:19 AM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMPSyrup chugging moose fuckers.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-27 at 3:22 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours nowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-27 at 3:46 PM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours nowMan, I ain't been balls deep in a 20 year old kinky cutie in about a coon's age I reckon.
But I can't interfere when he clearly has a thing for her.
Fucking bro code.
I told him to just not bring her ass out in the first place.
This is some soap opera drama unfolding.
Do the needs of the many outweigh the needs of my penis?
I've ruined too many business and professional relationships over a quick dip.
I guess I'm going with...
At least, unless she straight up throws herself at me and makes me an offer I just can't refuse.
Only time will tell.
Rectal meth kicking in... To-do list mode activated. Genitals in sleep mode.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-27 at 4:46 AM UTC in The name of my childHoly shit, life hack. Out the M.D. initials last and your kid can trick a lot of people into thinking they have a medical degree.
Then, make your own prescription pad template.
???
Profit and/or get high as fuck on whatever's clever.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-27 at 7:32 AM UTC in There are gangstalkers outside my house right nowThere are yangstalkers outside my house trying to give me $1,000 for nothing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
